Movies that was so fucking bad that you walked out of the fucking movie theater throwing up

>Movies that was so fucking bad that you walked out of the fucking movie theater throwing up.

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But I unironically love that movie and find it hilarious.

GTFO!!

true story, I left puking my guts out halfway through

I'm too poor to walk out of theaters

Im gonna get my goddamn money's worth of entertainment even if it kills me

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Not even baiting.

>not just walking into theaters.
I walked out of the golden compass because I didn't buy a ticket.

OMG I forgot about that pile of shit.

sounds like someone wasn't turtley enough for the turtle club

>mfw I saw both Scooby Doo movies in theaters

It ain't easy being this much of a smooth god damn operator.

why was your movie theater blowing up

I watched that shit on TV and I had no fucking idea what was I watching and why is S. Jackson there looking like a retard.

At first I was like hey this is some new sin sity shit why haven't I heard about this and then I realized how BAD the movie is

The Master of Disguise is without a doubt one of the worst movies ever made but holy fuck is it entertaining.

KEK

This was a pretty incredible movie when you were a kid. I watched it all the time and made my family resent me for doing so as we only had one TV.

>OP isn't feeling quite turtley today

OP, get back to plebbit. Master of Disguise is true kino.

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JFK

JFKys

What's the matter, OP? Can't get into the Turtle Club?

walking out is a meme. people just don't go to a movie and not watch it. if you did walk out half way through what would be the point because it would just make you more mad that you left without reaching the stunning conclusion.

also that movie wasn't that great but still had it's moments. if it came on right now i wouldn't even be mad.

The turtle club scene was filmed on 9/11. Dana Carvey was in the turtle suit at the time and they took a moment of silence.

The only movie I've ever walked out of was Clerks 2. My dad and I went to see it when I was in high school, and he was so disgusted he made us leave.

my favorite part was when the kids mom or whatever was like "haha he thinks your name is pastachio" and then he was like "that is my name" in his squirrelly voice

Piece of shit crap movie

Cloverfield

Literally I was puking in the parking lot, fucking shaky camera and shitty plot

Toooortle

>saw it in theaters with my Dad

Feels good man

OP, you got a little wiener and some tiny nuts?

>bait in 1080p
>861x564

Tell him it's from his da- da da da da... that italian guy!

My friends wanted us to go see that new Harry Potter spin-off but I opted to go to the casino for the first hour of the movie and gambled away 300$, then went into the theatre to watch the last 30 minutes of the movie.

Does that count?

The bait is in 1080p, the image itself isn't.

Some of us are not autistic and dont get panic attacks from asking a theatre employee for a ticket change to a different movie. You only do this if you're like 1/3 into the movie and it falls waaaaaay below your expectations

I usually go to movies blind so this has happened to me a couple times

Van Helsing

I don't see how it's that different than giving up on a book. It's my time, I can choose to stop.

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The only funny thing about master of disguise is principle filming was over the first three weeks of September, 2001.

what did Ramen mean by this

only 3 films that I walked out on, Transformers 2 MI2 and Spectre. almost walked out on Thor 2

I used to think this way but time is more valuable than money. Better get home and just play videogames or watch porn or whatever than sit through a bad piece of film

What's so bad about Spectre

Didn't watch it yet

IT WAS SMEE

the only movie I ever walked out of was The Informant

but that's mostly because me and my buds thought we were going to see a comedy and it turned out to be a snorefest

>time is more valuable than money
>so I'm going to waste it playing video games and watching porn
baka desu senpai

Wtf is that.

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Suicide Squad

To this date the only movie where that's happened

>3.3 on IMDb
>1% Rotten Tomatoes

top kek this is the lowest rated movie that I like

I haven't ever walked out on a movie but I probably would have done that for Transformers 2 if I wasn't with my younger brother at the time.

>he doesn't get it

I'll be having more fun playing videogames and watching porn rather than sitting at a theatre watching a bad film

I probably would have with this one too, but didn't because I was with my brother. I laughed when it basically opened up with the "you're probably wondering how I got here..."

I went to see this movie just so I could get away from visiting relatives. So bad, I went back to my house and had lunch with people I despise

My god that can't be true.

Holy fuck, it is.

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Still better than the Legend of Korra.

jfc you fucking americans. not everything revolves around your country you know ffs

i saw this when i was a kid and i loved that turtle seen

>he couldn't appreciate Estella Warren

It literally does, why do you think Sup Forums and the entire world exploded on American election night?

>what is an american board managed by a gook

c'mon

>true kino?
ahahahahahahahahahah

almost walked out of Adventureland for a variety of reasons, two being that it was boring as fuck and not interesting. also the girl I brought was on her phone the whole time and it never went anywhere with her anyway, and it was marketed so hard as a comedy and I got some bullshit where pussy eisenberg gets oneitis for slut kstew. wasn't comfy nostalgic stuff, just shitty teen drama.

Reminder that Dana Carvey was in his turtle costume for the entirety of the September 11th attacks.

>During the filming of the 2002 film Master of Disguise starring Dana Carney, the nation was all watching the horror of September 11th. During that day the movie was being filmed at the turtle club scene in which Dana Carney's character comically dresses as a turtle. The cast and crew were notified about the attack and watched in shock of the news footage from the studio. The director of the movie called for a moment of silence from everyone however Dana Carney was too busy in the makeup room; preparing for his role as a turtle. As he walked in the room he noticed everyone with their heads down while some had tears rolling down their faces. As they looked up to Carney he shouted out loud "AM I NOT TURTLEY ENOUGH FOR THE TURTLE CLUB! WAKA WAKA! The entire crew had a comedic laugh during this dark period of time. However this was unfortunately cut short when Data from Star Trek ripped out a huge fart that stank up the entire set. Silence fell again on everyone

nazi scarjo was fine though

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>However this was unfortunately cut short when Data from Star Trek ripped out a huge fart that stank up the entire set.
audible kek

>A monkey in a Paul Giamatti suit

this has been discussed a lot in 'worst scenes of all time' threads, and I think that the scene would be fine if they picked any other song. It makes no sense in the context and makes the whole scene corny, when if it were a pirate song the way the actors ham it up would work really well.

I should have walked out of Fantastic 4 II

But I stayed for Galactus.

And realized my error.

But my wife put This is the End on the tv one day and I was angry that she even priated that pure garbage.

Easily the worst film I have ever watched.

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Same.
I've wanted to walk out and been like, what am I going to do then? Sit around in a food court or something waiting for my bus home?

Did get a blowjob during it thou.. so not all bad.

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fuck off, that movie is literal blackino

Yes, it's terrible, I agree.

What hurts me the most about that whole batch of shit is that Ian Guffard was gonna use his Fantastic Four dosh/career escalation to purchase the rights to Horatio Hornblower
>and continue the series out like Sharpe's was

God damnit.

LOL?

Battlefield Earth

pile of hot trash

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idk about bad but I dont see how anyone can take the nolan batman movies seriously when cristian bale puts on the most hilarious "trying to sound gruff" voice but only w/ the batman mask on.

I walked out of this movie and demanded money back.

I'm pretty sure Bin Landen knew about this movie was in production somehow but he accidentally blew up the WTCs instead.

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lol

OLIVER PAYNE

What the fuck did you expect?

I know this is bait, but fuck off

Pic related. One of the worst movies I've ever seen in theaters.

What a pussy. Also a pleb

Hahaha

Why is she sitting in a chair? Is she waiting for someone to kill?

Why would you even watch anything with Jonah Hill?

I forgot Beans was in this movie

so did society

Drive

all the girls are hot in it
that's all it has going for it