AFL ROUND 15 THREAD #2

>Sydney 94 Gold Coast 34

Coming up

>St. Kilda v Richmond
>Brisbane v Geelong

Get ready for a boil over tonight, Geelong gonna get BTFO

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

HEAVE HO UNNA

hawks lads

>from 0-6 to 8-7
>top 8 comfy

Won't win the premiership due to the exhaustion, but one hell of a ride.

>Swans and Hawks are climbing back up for the status quo

At least Norf still sucks.

Basedbane tbqh lads.

>old man using bumbling sleight-of-hand to bring in a rigged coin
the narrative begins early tonight

no coin toss will be as awkward as that one game where they brought the tard with MS out and she flipped it under her wheelchair

Imagine getting out on your arse by Jade Gresham kek

>basil attempts a joke
>no one laughs
>awkward silence

when will this guy just end his life

Huge fan of canary yellow tiges guernsey lads

he'll OD like Mainwaring within the next 5 years I can feel it

>Bitchmond

He will be smashing some underage cunts tonight

>shitmond

getting boong drunk right now and just wanted to say I love you all. the shitting on each other, the fervent defense of your teams year after year. I love it. Each and every one of you (except fake RC and the oxygen thief of course) are great people. I ain't a fag though

st kilda will fuck it up, dont worry

>bitchmond

kek

K E K

KEK

>Richmond securely in 4th if they win
Is this a choke? I mean, Sydney are going to be in the top 4 after next week at this rate.

High on ecstacy & shitposting here & on Facebook & Twitter while blasting hardstyle

who /dabloos/ here?

you sound like a top bloke, would pay for and drop with you if you were in Perth

It's Richmond, the >Schalke of the AFL so guaranteed choking

sif i have to wait til tomorrow before I can see the game of the round - eagles taking the power out at domain, fuck port i hate the cunts

It's round 16 you fucking moron.

who is this cunt commentating with baz? havent heard him before

also side note baz bummed a dart off me outside a pub a few months back, thought it was gonna get sucked up the cunts nose

>tfw gave mom a hug today

Lads when was the last time you got a hug from the mother?

perth lad? where be?

im in bentley and some cunt kicked a whole through my front door and ransacked my house yesterday, fuck i hate this suburb

your mum was holdin on to me for dear life last night when i was blowin her back out

Think I've gone colourblind, lads. I'm seeing Saint Kilda wearing PURPLE, white and black.

Neglected as a child?

nah youre autistic, cunt

Football football la la la la la

>haven't got a hug in 14 years

H-Ha

Reminder that if saints absolutely smash bitchmond tonight they'll be in the top 4.

fuckin hell lad that sucks. I'm SOTR in Leeming it's easy life watching sluts walk to school daily

>when was the last time you got a hug from the mother
when her mother (my grandmother) died

At the footy with her right now tbqh

so many hunnis at uwa campus lately ay

>posting on /afl/ whilst at a game
Elite lad.

Does roleplay count?

>Hug
>Lap nap
>Cleaning your ears

Worth every cent.

>mom

What team you supportin lad?

Cloverposting at /saints/ games is a top-tier feel

pic related

fuck I bet i reckon being in that area you'd get some of the hottest sluts, never been to any decent UWA parties though maybe I'm too pleb, Curtin sluts weren't so bad but I swear the most roots I ever got was over break at ECU (I don't even go to uni) mid season the girls were literally drinking out the front of dorms looking for guys to pull in and bang.

...

who /hipGOD/ here?

4 weeks ago. I miss her.

At the game lads.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Richo still behind the times on the missing game mark stats

>game richmond "should" win
>naturally bet against them

EASY money desu

>cuckmond

LMAO

>bitchmond
kek

>this game

>shitmond
>top 4 team

Having a wank lads

>where is that script
>WHERE IS THAT SCRIPT

KEK

FOLD THIS PATHETIC CLUB

200 POINT WATCH.

>this is actually turning into a belting

huh

basedbane lads

>Tipped Bitchmond
>Didn't bet Saints
Done it all so wrong

>>where is that script

i'm on it

>Jack Reiwoldt hangs himself after putting on such a pathetic performance for his dead relative

>Tigers at 112.2 36 points
>Saints at 98.8 32 points

how much do St Kilda need to win by to jump over

60pa for tigers, 60pf for saints would surely do the trick

I think they need to win by 65+ to jump the tigers, so I doubt it'll happen but it's a possibility if Richmond don't turn up to the game until 4th qtr.

if Richmond don't turn up at this rate it's gonna be 100+

(Points Scored/Points Against) x 100 = %
they'd need a 15 goal+ margin or something at a glance

Well on their way, just need to do their best to avoid Junk Time Jack goals

Way too easy

I'm actually gonna do the math on this at half time because i reckon >we can do this

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

>bitchmond

if the Saints keep this up and Eagles beat Port tomorrow then the Saints jump into the 4

Hows big footy going?

>trent cotchins "leadership"

KEK

>BITCHMOND

>$61 if Richmond win
Might be worth it to chuck on $10 on it. I could see then scraping by a couple of points.

Saint Kilda are a bit off the pace.

With 9 minutes left in the second quarter in the 2007 Geelong vs. Richmond game, the scores were:
Geelong: 88
Richmond: 16

Actually kinda surprised at how close the scores are between the two games.

Even worse than Cuck Murphy & Pendlebury

its gonna take a fucking solid effort at this rate

>1.4

"Richmond are premiership contenders" - BT

>Cotchin getting ragdolled
>Rance getting outmarked and then bullied to death
>Martin will just give up because he DGAF
130+ margin incoming

Saints need just under an 80 point margin to take 4th spot on the ladder. And they can keep it too if WCE get a narrow win over Poort.

Looking forward to the flogcast desu.

Maddy Reiwoldt couldn't paint a picture more depressing than this

>Riewoldt getting worn like a glove
pottery

>79 to 10
>in the second quarter

you know i dont mind seeing the boys get belted but at least try

rev up the bitchmond big footy forum lads

This is too fucking good

What the FUCK is going on lmao

Can't wait to hear more from Mario from Doncaster

Was it Saint Kilda who were after Dustin Martin? How could he say no to switching sides after this.

richmond is kill

he'll choke to death on the half time hot dog vomit by mid 3rd quarter I can feel it

B I T C H M O N D
I
T
C
H
M
O
N