/trans/ - Today is the day we're all going to make it lads edition

Rumours:
>Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, is willing to have talks with manager Antonio Conte, and could play for the club again. The Spain international was told by text last season that he does not feature in the first-team plans. (Sun)

The Blues want more than £60m for Costa and will sell him even if Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 24, chooses to join Manchester United instead of them. (Daily Mail)

>Chelsea will move for Torino striker Andrea Belotti, 23, and will have to pay about £90m to sign the Italy international. (Mirror)

Wayne Rooney is set to halve his wages to £150,000 a week to join Everton from Manchester United, who could end up paying the 31-year-old up to £15m plus a loyalty bonus. (Daily Mail)

>United will turn their attention to signing 23-year-old Tottenham and England midfielder Eric Dier for a fee in the region of £50m once the Lukaku deal is completed. (Telegraph)

Arsenal are awaiting a response from Monaco after making a £40m bid for France winger Thomas Lemar, 21. (Football London)

>Leicester winger Riyad Mahrez, 26, who has also been linked with Arsenal, has been told by Foxes boss Craig Shakespeare that "if he doesn't show commitment he won't play". (Daily Telegraph)

Arsenal will not sell forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, or midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23, to a title rival, even though the pair are heading into the final year of their contracts. (Daily Star)

>Crystal Palace are ready to bid for Barcelona goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen, 28. The Netherlands international played under Eagles boss Frank de Boer at Ajax. (AS, via Talksport)

West Ham have cooled their interest in Manchester City's £20m-rated England goalkeeper Joe Hart, 30, and are now prioritising signing a striker. (Sun)

>Liverpool have received a number of enquiries about defender Mamadou Sakho and are confident a club will meet their £30m asking price for the 27-year-old France international. (Liverpool Echo)

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>D-Diego please come back

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

shit thread

how many non-penalty goals will his score in the league?

Lukaku just got arrested in LA.

>Man shit in charge of not signing a criminal


tmz.com/2017/07/08/romelu-lukaku-beverly-hills-mansion-arrested/

15

>Lukaku just got arrested
>on July 2

>tmz

Fuck off

Next Wilfred Bony

more than Giroud would have

less than 10. will do people think he will be a success? he average 0.5 goals a game in the fucking french league

One north-african literal who, please.

> Snubsea

Wonder who will implode harder next season? Spurs or Chelsea?

lmao

>Chelsea will move for Torino striker Andrea Belotti, 23, and will have to pay about £90m to sign the Italy international. (Mirror)
even if its just a fairytale, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY COME UP WITH 90 MIL

ligue 1 produced the last 3 player's poty

Curse of the Scottish King will continue and the title holder will get EXPOSED.

Spurs comes 2nd, again.

>de gay

Have a shitty photoshop

>if the season started now he still wouldn't start

Who can save this man's career?

>It's unclear why the Everton star was in L.A.

monaco

Arsenal create so many chances but their conversion rate is appalling, Lacazette can hit the target

Don't think he'll completely flop, average at worst

Who'd play up front then?

>male black bro

When Diego was injured, Chelsea played Pedro Hazard Willian up front, it was pretty funny.

while playing 1/3 of them on a wing
his goalscoring dynamic changed drastically after switching to cf: 90+18 in 126 games

Damn

Remy or Llorente

>West Ham have cooled their interest in Manchester City's £20m-rated England goalkeeper Joe Hart, 30, and are now prioritising signing a striker. (Sun)

They already have Adrián and Randolph, why the fuck would they even go after Hart for?

Romelu Lukaku reprimanded by police in LA after sixth warning over huge house party

Check the date on that story

United unironcally have the best:
Keeper
Defence
Midfield (once they sign a DM)
Attack

In the EPL

wayne gone lukaku in
are dare i say it united back?
in the top four

>Kapustka to be loaned to Freiburg with €6m optional purchase clause

Wtf i hate leicester now?

>Midfield (once they sign a DM)

Not one world-class midfielder.

keep in mind United are getting Griezmann in 2018 too

CL winners 2017/18

Pogba to score a header in the final whilst dabbing. If my last digit is an integer this will happen

>Keeper
Leicester
>Defence
Tottenham
>Midfield
Chelsea
>Attack
Man City

Unironically United have the highest chance to pull a Leeds and suck shit for the next two decades after they blow Woodward's bank account dry

Actually they have about 5

what are you laughing at?

Who is Jesse lingard?

fergie must be rolling in his grave with two wannabee basketball-americans being the face of manchester united

Fergie is still alive

Is he coming to the EPL lads?

Fergie planned for the club to sink after he left, why did he recommend >Moyes to be the top man otherwise?

He played 4D chess with his legacy and left just as parity was coming back to the league

You guys are too easy haha

>paying 90mil for a dabbing Emile Heskey
>Manshit

Yeah United are signing him too

Yep. Have you not seen united Facebook page this morning? Fee agreed

>CHELSHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For 10000000000000000 from ManUre

maybe when messi retires and city offer him 1 million/week

>he rates lingard

he's like a shitter version of dele alli

Yet his soul still haunts the club

>West Ham are now prioritising a striker

lel they have been BEGGING strikers to sign for the last 3 years.

customers actually rate herrera though so it's hard to tell when it's bait

AUSTRALIA OWNS /trans/

...

>Not rating Herrera

Now this is quality bait

Giroud, Batshuayi, Iheanacho are all available.

Getting Chicharito

>yfw Giroud still gets into the France team ahead of Lacazette

the problem is they always aim just a bit too high, really should have signed iheanacho while they had the chance

Name 1(one) player who plays for united that you WOULDN'T punch in the face.

>hard mode; No mata

why would it be any different? it's not like he's not a manlet now that he plays for arsenal

Me personally, Clive, I don't rate him

hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

CHELSEA GOT SNUBBED

You're comparing players individually when you should be comparing what kind of player the system needs.

Romero seems like a nice guy

Valencia is a bro

>5th

Because he's actually consistent for the French team, Ozil will have tons of assists to Lacazette

>get outbid by Manchester 'We will pay anything to pretend we're still relevent' United
>Refuse to match their offer to the agent alone


Maybe you don't understand what the word 'Snubbed' means

Morata > Lukaku

>Snubsea

Taking that bait. Are you fucking kidding Australia?

Carrick

SEETHING

>CHELSHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He the lad hat always has his shirt tucked in? I'll let you have that one

Blind

SIGNINGS WHEN FLORENTINO?

Bailly doesn't seem like a nigger

Yeah, who looks like Michael Jackson if he lifted

Who is the memest club in the EPL?

Oh I see, you're trying to bait people.
My mistake you retards

>Manure

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

my fucking face when bitter chelsea rentboys are buttmad because the premier league champions got snubbed for a team that finished 5th.

>D-DIEGO PLEASE COME BACK, I-IT WAS A JUST A JOKE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mbappe returns to training on Monday, I assume there will be some solid movement then

Reminder that Liverpool have never won the Premier league and their most iconic ever player literally slipped giving away a crucial goal after using the word slip figuratively in a passionate team talk before the game

B-But they finished 6th

Joe looked so happy in Torino.

>Fresh delicious pasta
>Good wine
>Mountains
>Beaches
>Sun
>Fans that love you
>Chill coach

Imagine going from that and straight back to Poops mercenary squad.

Liverpool obviously

Liverpool
>5 times
>jft96 billion
>this does not fookin slip
>send gerrard off with a semi-final defeat to tim sherwood and a 6-1 loss at stoke

*farts on Mexico*

Im fucking retarded

There is literally no way that this actually happened

>From Denmark
>Feels like he can comment on Mercenaries

Good one mate.