/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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Was the Civil War about states' rights?

I have a six hour layover in Paris

>paris
eugh

these memes are supposed to be funny you know

I didn't ask and I don't care

>Paris
ew

Fuck all swedes
yanks of yurop

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inb4 thread pruned

what was his wage again?

Was the last one J*nnied?

no but Yankees or Basketball-Americans mentioned in the OP generally = b&

all turkish women have tiny breasts.
The european average is seen as big/massive here.
And actual giant breast are an incredibly rare sight, i get amazed every time i see a truly big pair everyday cause that aint a normal thing you see everyday. Asses too, tend to be flat or barely round. (I was amazed by the pudginess of european women that came here for erasmus)
But they make that up with having hourglass figures and pretty faces.
I honestly like it better this way, looks more feminine rather than manly germanic women.

naw
it just got archived after page 10

My Turkish stat teacher was really thin

yeah, turkish women tend to be thin.
our fat is probably considered average in USA

Seriously what am I supposed to do in Paris for six hours

Why is that city like the Atlanta of Europe

Go fuck a Frog woman

living in a normie med country is suffering.
Both women and men are almost shamed to compete for hard to gain body goals just to not look like a loser, and you get shamed alot if you do not look the par.
Also no pussy ofc.
It doesnt go the other way though, everyone gets dick because turk men are desperate shits

visit louvre i guess

that would be quite an achievement to do in 6 hours.

Hard mode: You cant drug them and also no whores

Paris ain't great, don't leave the airport. You probably shouldn't anyways, you'll miss your flight. Just get a souvenir at the duty free.

they have diseases

not enough time and certain death awaits

most likely I will just play EUIV on my laptop in the terminal desu

How is EUIV? got it on sale haven't played more than an hour. Tried doing some power marriage and it all went wrong and I don't know what I should do/if I should start over

It's pretty ok

its snowballing, the game
just get a big army and attack the nations with smaller armies.
I recommend spain with colonizer ideas for starters

>I recommend babby mode: Siesta edition
Start off with a real nation like Jaunpur

I find that its comfy atmosphere really eclipses its gameplay. There isn't really much to do besides blob in all directions but its honestly probably the most relaxing game Paracucks has ever released.

no matter how shitty my state may be, at least I'll never be from arkansas

spain is good to learn the game since there is no high stakes.
>conquer this tiny muslim nation for learning!
>hey, you can convert and core provinces, here is some claims!
>you might want to take aragon, but no worries, you will get an event with them for union anyway, so you learned unions
>just stick a diplomat into france and they will never attack you
>you can attack portugal, but they will never attack you anyway
>there is some shitty muslim nations down south if you want some fight, easy way of understanding naval combat and naval invasion
>you can just continue the rest of the game colonizing, learning basics of trade and conquering injuns for more experience.

its pretty good.
First time i played eu4 i started as ottomans, rebels popped up everywhere because i didnt know what coring was.
Also i just made cannons because ''they have more pips so they must be stronger!''

First time I played I disinherited my heir and then watched as France got a union over me

Considering downloading the LOTR trilogy to marathon on the flight, since their runtime would pretty much take up the entire time in the air.

Thoughts?

You could watch the Dollars trilogy instead

Plot how to defeat the Globalists instead

the interdimensional pedophile vampires will be able to detect my plotting with their mind control beams and will take over the plane by remote control and crash it into the WTC to start a war to destabilize the Middle East, not a good plan

that sounds really comfy actually

That's an awfully edgy pic you've got there.

>black lives matter
whats next, burka's are human?

>he doesn't know about Linda Sarsour

oh i know her
unfortuanetly
i think i saw her at an erdog news broadcaster shown as ''strong independent muslim women''

The War of Northern Aggression was about state's rights to keep and bear slaves, although the whole thing is a bit more complex than that. Mostly the South was culturally divergent in some very important ways, and when they sensed that they could not both keep their culture from dying due to external / Yankee political forces and stay in the US at the same time they went for keeping their culture. And since the continuation of the Union was Lincoln's priority, he couldn't let them just leave.

So to the South, it was a war about keeping a (slave-based) culture, while to the North it was about the continuation of the Union (and not slavery).

>And since the continuation of the Union was Lincoln's priority
"No."

Lincoln's priority was to keep the income the feds got from cotton exports coming

>Ugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh SLAVERY sweaty :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>dog bless Usa
stinky dumb

he also didn't want to be remembered as a do-nothing loser like Buchanan.

>in the UK
>search half an hour for a working proxy in Pakistan that allows me to wait fifteen minutes for a torrent site to load which then doesn't work
>in Poland
>"thepiratebay.org" + enter
god I'm glad to be out of there

there is a bunch of proxy sites for pirate bay y'know
i actually use the english proxies to get into that site

1.) can you link me to something I can learn more about this idea from?
2.) does this actually change my answer or are you just nit-picking?

those are the ones I mean
they're all broken as fuck in the UK, I swear to god the government there has somebody sitting at a desk all day 24/7 shutting them down

same with those sites that let you stream TV shows like watchseries and couchtuner. They'd move to a new address every other week because their old domain wasn't accessible in the UK anymore.

thepiratebay-proxylist.org/

i generally use the second UK proxy, works like a charm once you manage to get through the ads
might be shut down in uk though dont know

Fun fact you can call it "the war of northern aggression" on federal tests in America and not get penalized for it because it's a recognized name in some areas of the US.

Fuck Dixie. The south is AIDS.

t. grew up in Alabama

it should be called the "Confederate Revolution" if we're going to objective honestly

War Between the States is also acceptable

this is like the twelfth time you've made this exact post and we still don't care

Is there another one of me?

>War Between the States
Objectively patrician name

how do we get the midwestern menace to go back

With the combined efforts of several million God-fearing Americans

The eternal Midwesterner must be pushed back into hell

>Southern taxes build Northern bridges.
>They imposed taxes and tariffs that directly hurt the South and did little to the North.
>The South didn't like the increasing power of the Federal government.
>The South and North never saw eye-to-eye
>The South and North were different ethnically, economically and politically.
>The Emancipation Proclamation was made in 1863 because Northern soldiers didn't give a shit anymore and needed an actual reason to fight.
>Six states weren't covered by the Emancipation Proclamation, meaning you could still own slaves there.

>It was about slavery
',:^|

Don't forget the armed abolitionist groups threatening violence in the cities of the South and the incitement of slave rebellions

evening /dixie/

i sang a song for you

vocaroo.com/i/s0h7jtYL5Oye

desu reading about the CSA and the Civil War really started me on the "shit is all perspective and everyone believes they're the good guy for some reason" redpill.

You fucking nigger

>vocaroo.com/i/s0h7jtYL5Oye
you motherfucker

The south was right.
Damn jankees go back to DC!

secede from this thread please

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wide_Awakes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clement_Vallandigham
shit's fucked

Yes that's why I was saying it's complicated and gave a simpler rundown that goes into it a tiny bit. Anyone who says either "muh slaves" or "muh state's rights" and thinks it's that simple unironically don't know shit.

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Read the last sentence of your post wrong.

Mine still stands on its own, I guess

>not in the county that seceded in 1860 and never rejoined the union

dale county>>>>>>>> cobb county

yee YEE

its an oldie but a goodie

fun fact, the north never took the south's argument to the supreme court because they were afraid the south might have an actual solid case

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morrill_Tariff
Anyone who thinks it's about anything other than the South rejecting the North's mercantalist faggotry is a retard

There was no good guy, only millions of dead bodies.

I'm only salty over how Lincoln is this mad hero fag nowadays. He's as fucked as everyone else, just happened to win the war.

>didn't give a fug about slaves
>freed them for political expediency
He's like if LBJ got shot

also reminder that Fuck Sherman

>There was no good guy

there was one

Good post

>his last day in the new orleans sun

the yankees will pay

>the yankees will pay
Doubt it desu

i heard he never regained citizenship after the war

they didn't til 1975 "symbolically", long after he'd died

they also used his house in virginia as a field base and destroyed it, even going so far as to dig the latrine pit in Mrs. Lee's rose garden, after the war he had no home to go back to

and the bastards insult his memory still

nth for restoration of the Southern economy and domination of the Yankee demographically

fuck frigid yankee clay

the golden circle shall belong to the south

The political power needs to be there

weird that version has guyana but not colombia or venezuela, this is vice versa

What's /Dixie/ listening to, lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=JhRVCzDl_Ic

>annexing territory through diplomacy
>not conquering them after their corrupt government renders them incapable and rioting

we need to send confederados to venezuela

god knows we southerners could do better than the government they have now

youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

listening to some stoned motherfuckers talk about globalists

Literally what the fuck are you talking about lol

I'm talking about the political power to secure our peaceful secession

this sounds like that song from Blade

>peaceful secession

oh fugg

wrong meme

jesus christ lol

I mean, we could probably take them this time. We have something like 55% of the civilian firearms in the country

honestly as long as it's defensive the south would have an advantage

it'd be fucking nuts how many people would be armed

sry guys your in this gang for life

lel

>you don't leave the union reb
>blood in blood out

I never saw that one

I watch at least part of Episode 911 every month. One of the greatest things ever caught on camera desu

>Episode 911
What did Joe and Alex mean by this

now joe rogan takes super male vitality

Just how Dixie are you?

*Eddie Vedder voice*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyone else got any Confederate memorabilia/Old South antiques?
Flags are obviously new, but the coat of arms is an antique from when Confederate stuff was still cool to sell.
I got some old bills I'm gonna dig up too.

>the Randy Savage mod for Skyrim
Fuck, how did I forget about this

good evening dixie

Found them

youtube.com/watch?v=QlJULk0f9xA
oh shit. Is there a mod to actually play as the Macho Man too?

awesome, i dont have any personally but my parents have an old bayonette from the war somewhere