Badly explain a discography or album and others try to guess it

>fast, messy thrash metal
>fast, less messy thrash metal
>fuck boomers and fuck the church
>edgy songs about depression
>songs about facets of the human mind and how we act
>like the previous album but with dystopian and mythological themes
>we prog now, also we quit

>shit
>tea
>tea + synths
>synths + tea
>beer
>beer + heroin
>mdma
>ice cream

>hero of indie rock
>pandering to newly gained hipster audience
>bad vocals
>depression, masturabation, drug, and alcohol references
>teenage emotions

>i'm an angry boy
>i want to kill myself
>this is what we sound like live, but worse
>i didn't kill myself

converge

>Stoner/doom with a spongebob aesthetic
>Spongebob quickly gets phased out in favour of disliking hippes
>Band falls asleep on top of their instruments; is somehow recorded becomes an album
>Wake up grumpy, now worship satan

Death

>SOME
>Hidden Messages: The Album: The Prequel: Retaliation
>More of the first two.

>Edgy cover banned from Walmart
>40% filler tracks
>spirals 'n' shit
>DUDE ALIENS LMAO

>Edgy cover banned from Walmart
That's fucking Tool, m8

>desert music
>drug music
>driving in the desert: the album
>their worst album
>more desert music
>man i'm really sad
>dude i just wanna fuckin DANCE

LCD Soundsystem

>two dudes fucking around produce band camp tier post hardcore album
>full band now, math rock plus post hardcore
>hey we like post rock too
>singer drops, screamer stops screaming to sing

QOTSA?

The Strokes? I don't really agree with anything but the first

>the most consistently good album
>worst

correct

>BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DUNNNNNNNNNN DUUUUUUUUUH DUNNNANNAAWUUUUUH BOOOOO
>BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>suddenly no bwoo
>metal-ish stuff
>no more heavy, feels bad

Im just gonna guess blur because of the tea and icecream

>pop punk
>pop punk and emo
>emo
>90s post hardcore
>solicitation of child pornography

i'm interested

brand new

You'll never get this one.
>midi dragon waifu
>contains song about vore
>VOTE WAIFU 2012
>Song about typing tutor program
ur winner

bongripper probably

>recorded in basement
>drug references lmao
>philosophy reference lmao
>check out these strings
>happy melodies
>im ded

Ol Dirty Bastard - Return to the 36
you dont think it is, but it is

>dude acoustic instruments and spoken word samples lmao
>the same but more bleep bloop and singing
>more spoken word & singing also dude philosophy
>woah trippy dude

>whimsical ufo club psych rock
>new bassist, avant garde jazz fusion, drone, prog rock
>drummer cripples himself, nerds join band
>sedate modern jazz
>finally gets guitar player, prog rock wankery

unwound

Sunn o)))

>Tough nigga
>Real nigga
>Conscious nigga
>Lofi nigga
>Commercial nigga

>blues-rock
>blues-rock with a tint of folk rock
>folk rock with a tint of blues-rock
>experiments with excellent results
>experiments with varying degrees of success
>blues-rock with SYNTHS
>one epic track and six fillers
>introspective synth shit
>post-breakup contractual obligation album

is this kendrick?

this is kendrick

>let's thrash and get drunk and be awesome
>thrash metal but with clever references
>thrash metal at its peak
>socially-conscious (mostly) thrash metal
>commercial heavy metal
>it would be considered a classic if it wasn't done by us
>see above
>covers n' shit
>we have no idea what we are doing
>let's return to our roots to see if we can salvage our reputation
>let's experiment new ways of doing heavy metal without losing our signature style

no this is patrick

>A fuck ton of acid
>Maybe that's enough acid
>A fuck ton of heroin
>What the fuck are we even doing? Also live stuff
>Songs about breakfast and some other shit i dunno lol
>First album that's actually fucking GOOD
>Wait no what is this? Go back.
>Yes YES THIS IS INCREDIBLE
>But man those acid songs before were cool af
>Anyway BARK BARK WOOF HAHA THIS IS AMAZING
>You didn't like the one before? WELL FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU FUCKING PLEB I HATE YOU AND ALSO I HATE MYSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>The best fucking album in our musical history
>But we're gonna kick out the guy who wrote it because he's trying to make it, like, too personal man
>Haha what the fuck did we do?
>Another bandmember died. Here are some recordings of his shit, now fuck off, see you never.

Pinko Furoido.

Bonus round:

>Got kicked out of my own fucking band so I make a solo conceptual album all by myself, that'll show them
>Haha I'll make another even MORE contrived conceptual album about the shit I hate
>Let's make another one that's exactly the same as the one before because I've run out of ideas by now
>15 years later, old and senile, actually make something gud

Wow I didn't know that Radiohead released 11 albums before OK Computer!

Kill you're self

>cool, I have a rock band now! let's sing about soft shit like my wishful thoughts as a geek
>we're overnight famous! let's sing about how I'm an embarassment to humankind
>fuck that, let's sing about love and heartbreak, hopefully they'll forget our old days
>something like before, but with some bells and whistles
>now under five or six levels of irony and heavy distortion, dude
>like before but with less distortion
>umm, yeah, I have no idea what I'm doing
>let's try going back to the good old days
>let's try again because last time kinda sucked
>hey, it worked! remember the 90's?
>how about we remember our irrelevant 00's?

Rivers Cuomo & The Tweezers.

M'tallica

>punk rock, bitches! fuck the system, anarchy now and all that jazz
>this punk stuff is fun, innit?
>there's more to life than angry punk shit, so let's explore more styles
>see above, but double the amount of songs and add sarcasm over the way the world turned out to be in the turn of the decade
>let's sing about soft stuff for a change
>this album doesn't exist, move along

The Clash

Got it.

>we have no idea what we want to do
>we SERIOUSLY have no idea what we want to do
>now that we kicked that guy out we have a better idea of what we're doing
>now that we kicked that guy out, too, we have an even better idea of what we're doing
>despite the band's creative differences, we could all agree on this one as being one of our best
>actually maybe having people leave so often wasn't a very good idea after all
>alright this isn't so bad, but nobody likes each other right now so we'll resolve this after a couple years on hiatus
>this hiatus solved nothing and we still hate each other
>fuck everybody
>only one original member is on this album
>this band was supposed to have died two years ago but that fat paycheck from our record company says otherwise
>JUST
>FUCK
>MY
>SHIT
>UP
>SENPAI
>we exhumed the corpses of three band members to make this comeback album that somehow didn't completely suck
>our last original band member died shortly after this one, though, on the grounds of it being so fucking terrible

if its tyler youre wrong

>We pulled some bullshit pop-rock out of our asses as a 4D chess move to become famous overnight
>Of course it worked because people love shit. Now let's follow up with weird-ass alt-rock
>I mean this is retarded but people are buying it so what the hell right?
>Nah let's make something actually good
>Now let's make something even better
>Now let's complain about the current state of affairs in modern society
>Now let's do a jazz record
>Now let's do a bleep bloop
>Now let's do our second album again but with more bloops

thom yorque et les radiotêtes

it's not tyler

>some folk shit and its like aaarghhh but hey look melodies
>still not got a full-time singer but hey more melodies and folk
>cool guitar leads haha
>its like the same as the last one but a bit misogynistic
>hey religion is a funny thing isnt it
>we now sing about our emotions now
>hey can we join ozzfest now?
>we love korn now look at our dreads
>actually changed our mind, we love killswitch engage now
>look at our new logo your 16-year old daughter would love this
>our guitarist is an alcoholic now
>we're a serious deep band for adults now - look at our new logo
>haha just kidding we're still targeting teenagers

>Ayyy bullshit folk pop
>Ayyy more bullshit folk pop
>Ayyy
>Ayyy
>Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
>Ayyyy x10
>Wew lad we're now the most popular band in the world after pulling so much shit out of out asses now let's go to india and do acid and shit
>I mean we can literally do whatever the fuck we want and people will eat that shit up dude lol
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>But maybe let's try and be serious, I mean what could go wrong?
>In fact let's make some weird concept shit
>Now again but with more acid
>Scratch that let's do basically a sketch album I don't even know
>Haha what the fuck is this?
>Wait no, this is actually really good.
>Ayyy bullshit folk pop. Ok bye forever now.

>satan rules!!!
>we love sorcery and terrible english
>new guitarist now who can actuallay play his instrument
>let's talk about war and satan
>let's talk about the vietnam war
>let's listen to a bunch of 80s metal albums
>let's listen to a bunch of death metal albums
>let's listen to a bunch of punk albums
>let's listen to a bunch of groove metal albums
>let's listen to a bunch of ramones albums
>let's listen to our older albums and make a comeback
>let's listen to our vietnam war album and make another comeback
>let's listen to a little bit of melodic death but dont tell anyone
>let's re-record our first release really badly
>let's errr be more melodic but kinda boring aside from the first track
>let's try and be harder and faster but we're old men now so we can't
>let's somehow write a really good album?!?

>TEENAGE AAAAAANGST!
>remix of the above
>MORE TEENAGE AAAAAANGST!
>serious stadium rock because we're adults now but with some shades of our early output
>more like above but more polished
>let's dance
>kek i'm dead

Slayer?

>lol we are so emo but underground
>still emo but not too much, lol we are mainstream now
>let's make a concept art rock album
>let's be tumblr heroes
>demos and rejected songs from the last album which are better

This thread turned real spergy real quick

>let's turn into the new blink-182
>let's do the same
>now that we are mainstream let's be more commercial
>now let's do something original
>after a long hiatus let's comeback but more mainstream
>last time we were succesful so maybe let's do this again
>what does kids listen nowadays?

>pop punk sucks
>oceanic introspection
>dude acid lmao
>we used physics to make a shit mix
>dude atmosphere lmao
>upbeat with 2 soul crushing songs
>I'm Merzbow now
>dude bliss lmao
>I'm ambient now
>le meme album
>dude, what if we mixed heaviness with clean guitars?
>dude, what if we mixed modern pop with metal?
>modern prog version of Mr. Bungle
>I'm ambient again
>dude pop lmao
>I'm going to do a country album, and it will be the best album I've released this decade
>dude let's make another pop album imao
>le meme album II - not as good as the original
>let's be introspective again. also ween

Niel Cicierega
Brand New
Kendrick Lamar
Metallica
Black Sabbath

Album

>edgy movie villain intro music
>edgy cacophonous movie villain theme music
>a loud bang and metal and shit for like 4 seconds
>edgy cacophonous movie villain theme music
>edgy cacophonous movie villain theme music
>edgy cacophonous movie villain theme music
>edgy cacophonous movie villain theme music
>edgy movie villain theme music transition
>like a bunch of scraping metal
>edgy cacophonous movie villain theme song

>BLOOD AND GORE AND BLOOD AND EATING FLESH AND GORE
>KILLING BLOOD GORE ALSO BABIES GORE BLOOD
>GORY SEX BLOOD FROM DICK GORE GORE FUCKING
>EVEN MORE BLOOD THIS TIME, CAN'T STOP THE GORE
>INFESTED GORE BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
>PICTURES OF GORE AND BLOOD
>HUGE FUCKING GORE THING KILLING AND SHEDDING BLOOD
>INFESTED GORE VOL. 2 (BLOODIER THAN EVER)
>CAN'T STOP THE GORE
>GORE BABIES
>MURDER IN THE NAME OF GOREEEEE BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
>ZOMBIEEE GOREEEEE
>PAINFUL GORE, BLOODY AS FUCK
>GORE SKELETONS
>some gay shit idk lololool

Cannibal Corpse

>Moulin Rouge: the album
>an actual good folk record
>i'm feeling nostalgic about the first record
>let's became mainstream
>is just me i guess...

Le emo trinity?

>Current musical trend but with metal
>DUDE HEROIN LMAO
>Turns out heroin wasn’t such a good idea, we’re out

ZZ top

It's an album.
>You died
>How do I grieve?
>I love you
>Why do people have to die?
>Cozy reminiscence
>Everybody dies.
>Bruh why do I even bother?
>I love my fambam.
>I'm gay for Jesus.
>DUDE DRUGS LMAO
>Somebody help me I don't want to be alone :(

>Suicide/Murder mystery
>Not Kurt Kobain

Never listen to them but NIN?

who dis?
i need to now

Assuming is right, Great Barrier Reefer > Hippie Killer > Heroin (droney drone album, fall asleep on instruments), > satan worshipping doom LP

>lo-fi speed/thrash
>above, but more experimental and better production
>not thrash anymore
>first big album, more melodic
>concictensy: the album
>tolkien's dildo
>tons of orchestra but production too T H I C C
>boring and technical
>take every album before and make it into one
>the fifth album, but with a story and even more orchestra

The Rolling Stones?

Mf dooms beats?

Weezer?

blink?

Death- sound of preseverance

>WOW SO EXTREME
>funny reverb
>high pitched noises
>dude nazis hahaha
>dude serial killers hahaha
>dude serial killers hahaha
>dude nazis hahaha
>dude serial killers hahaha
>fart noises
>fart noises ft Steve Albini
>gay ambient bullshit
>apparently damages speakers
>fart noises ft Steve Albini pt 2
>domestic violence hahahaha
>domestic violence hahahaha
>arrggh I'm so mad at society
>women are so annoying jesus christ
>ascend to beyond through my language pseudoscience
>I like stealing from africans

that's disappointing
Was imagining a really incredible SpongeBob doom metal band. Like some sort of bikini bottom sun o))

The Beatles?

>Foresty Satan-metal
>Folk music
>TRVE KVLT
>Poem-prog
>dude cityscapes LMAO
>Beep boop electronica
>Edgy Ambient
>String instruments
>Psych Rock
>A literal symphonic orchestra
>I don't even know anymore
>Depeche Mode

is it Sepultura?

>The best one, but no one talks about it.

>The one the borderline autistic fanbase loves to cum over, btw did you know George W Bush is a bad President

>Dumping trash in the ocean is bad

>The one no one liked, btw Donald Trump is a bad President

>Pic unrelated

ulver, just by the first 3

Soft Machine

gave it away with drummer cripples himself

Devin Townsend or Steven Wilson?

Yeah, shit user, wanna form a band?

>
You missed all of the film soundtracks tho.

>p4k incarnate
>like the last one but with schizophrenia
>DUDE CONCEPT ALBUM LMAOOO
>Disco for no reason
>no

Earth

>album that births a genre
>follow up of first album
>unpopular jazz album
>dude the odyssey lmao
>we /violin/ now
>half live, half studio
>contains a magnum opus of prog
>a knot
>an eighth note
>a blue thing
>more metal sounding album
>second more metal sounding album

>dun dun dunnnnnnnn
>fuck my mom died

>we prog now, also we quit
Albums don't match up, but Opeth

The Books

>my brother is fucking dead
>i'm a three headed dragon nigga
>i'm an 18 year old scientist from the future nigga
>god-tier collab
>i'm a 19 year old scientist from the future nigga
>i'm hungry nigga
>mediocre collab
>this is my final form
>good collab

paramore?

Nope

>early 90s metal
>darker metal + hard drugs
>some demos and rejected songs with a collab song
>guitarist wrote and sung most of the songs (acoustic)
>return of the theme of drug use, increased use of auto tune and layering to hide singers decline in health
>comeback with new singer
>commentary on religion

Devin

it's teens of denial mate

Probably an easy one but haven’t seen it in thread yet
>Disreguarded debut
>Actual debut
>Critics favorite
>More mature album
>One of the worst albums in history
>Most debated record in discography
>Pop trite
>Decent sequel
>GOVERNMENT!!!!!