How come they aren't as autistic as Germans?

How come they aren't as autistic as Germans?

They aren't?

>How come they aren't as autistic as Germans?

slavic blood

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italy amputated their autism gland

based on my interaction with austrian posters, I can say that they are indeed autistic

>Adolf Hitler
OP is an idiot

As a rule of thumb, the more northern a european country is, the more autistic the people.

If they united with Switzerland and Liechtenstein to create a south germanic union, would they become the world's first ultra power?

they are far more but they are the eternal austrians so they always gets away with it

>Vienna is more to the East than Zagreb
>we're the Eastern Euro ones
Pffft...

They are.

Croatia is rightful Austrian clay, luka.

nothing is Austrian

>BURGENLAND

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>Hitler
>Hapsburgs
>Austria-Hungary
>Started ww1
They are they just shift the blame to the Germans

>Tri[ple]glav cheeseburger

oh shit

They have more slavic blood in them

They are actually more autistic. It's just funnier than our autism because they don't ruin things on a global scale.

>World wars werent on a global scale

They just dont continue to ruin things

It's the best I could do. I wanted that pun to work so badly, but I guess I just couldn't pull it off.

Yes, Swabia and Bavaria as well, and we would be the beacon of civilization. That's why (((they))) will never allow it though.

It's alright, you get an AA+ for effort

It seems like is correct

Hvala

They have more Celtic and Slavic kick to them.

It's supposed to be "pepper your angus" to the retarded nig who made this comic

>Slavic

>not supremely autistic

They have celtic and italic blood, so they're more wild and social

>celtic and italic blood,
Those two have the same origin.

>tfw Austria would probably be German if it weren't for the gay Austro-Prussian War

You're insulting me.

Don't insult me ever again

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