my thread edition
/cum/
Andrew Cook
Nathan Sanchez
Best cum poster
Juan Russell
what if """"denmark"""" has been spamming anime back and fourth with itself on its phone this whole time?
would that make it the most autistic poster weve ever had?
Hudson Martin
Joshua Martin
hmm yes... anime...
Owen Butler
*eats burgers*
Robert Edwards
I was excited to share my day with you guys, but this thread is bad. Maybe another day...
Kayden James
nth for don't bully!
Benjamin Carter
So FINALLY I managed to get some ok tier woman to my room and I showed her my literature collection. Infinite Jest was laying on the table and laid my hand on it and said "It is pretty big, you know what else is big?"
Well that didn't go well. I actually read most of the books (sort of) so I was kind of excited to use it to impress her. But it didn't go well. What did I do wrong?
Luke Stewart
>He's not American or Filipino
Dylan Myers
Hello;Denmark_(:з」∠)_
Colton Scott
CHINKS OUT
Carter Cook
I work 4 hours a day
Hudson Roberts
The reason was probably the melon, the cat ears and the eye patch fetish peoples.
Blake Peterson
>David Foster Wallace
mistake
Nolan Adams
my garden cuttings are starting to form sprouts
aw shit free plants
James Clark
Should I read IJ? I've been avoiding it because /lit/ memes it so heavily.
Colton Perry
Moved my computer into basement and am now at an extra comfy temperature
Thank u air conditioning
Elijah Murphy
Can I move into your basement? I wont do drugs.
Ryan Perez
Do whatever you want
Luke Lewis
sure i have an extra couch down here
Jose Gonzalez
How do you deal with knowing that you're one of the 80% of men that will never pass on their genes?
Adrian Brown
*sharts*
Nicholas Martinez
god my fucking stomach hurts. think im gonna vomit
Lucas Evans
I'm glad
Kayden Wright
it's probably better for the evolution of humanity
Aaron Howard
dont care
Isaiah Rogers
>Canadian "people"
Daniel Allen
I'm not sure if I know this. What if I have bad luck. A child would be my death.
Parker Wilson
kys now
Liam Smith
Still wanna smash dough
Logan Morris
no i am not
Samuel Wilson
what the
Colton Nelson
my gf
Andrew Morris
REALLY wish i was a wealthy salaryman in 80s japan
Daniel Reyes
PABBALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nathaniel Walker
my gf
David Martinez
Jonathan Martin
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Gabriel Cook
meh i wanna cum in a wet boipucci anyway
Aaron Long
>mexican politician celebrations
youtube.com
Colton Thomas
>wet boipucci
the only way an asshole can be wet is from shit
Evan Robinson
Colton Moore
Were you lurking in this thread?
Josiah Bailey
Or you know, lube?
Christopher Lopez
>tfw my bf asked me if I'm autistic
Jose Rodriguez
sweat
Christopher Baker
I'm the anti-homosexual police.
Logan Perry
go back to brit
Ryan Nelson
this, except reversed roles
Jeremiah Jones
No.
Isaiah Gomez
...
Benjamin Bell
good man
Carson Moore
>go to trader joes semi drunk to buy alcohol because of alcoholism
>start a convo with cute tiny indian girl
>tell her my job is ending
>ask if they're hiring
>She gets me a job application
Should I do it boys? I spend mot of my money on food anyway. And it's a bock from my house. And I bet they get a discount. And I bet they don't drug test. It'd be an easy job where I can meet people while I become a normie while looking for good work in my field.
Juan Perry
I
Ethan King
national company will always drug test
grocery checker is a shitty job anyways
Dominic Jones
Blake Morales
>national company will always drug test
Lmao get outside neet. No they wouldn't, they'd have no employees if they did. Also prop 71 passed here years ago.
Brandon Powell
are you a girl
do you have skype
please touch my penis
Evan Kelly
Jack Perry
this
William Hall
*anything with a pulse
Eli Cruz
A-am I cute /cum/?
Jose Howard
Ignore this poll!
Brayden Allen
I love eggs to be honest.
This looks really yummy.
Cooper Morris
>three gay flags
Bentley Perez
weed is legal here and everyone still drug tests
if they use national insurance company they will drug test. wouldn't expect a dumb druggie to be logical tho
Easton Baker
yes!!
Elijah Lee
The Anglophelia in this thread just gave me a flashback.
15 years old, horny 24/7 and in secondary school (high school).
Go on this chatroom and talk to this 10/10. She was called Asani or some shit. She was Slovakian.
We went on cam and she didn't look like she was amazed by what she saw but when I put my mic on she started beaming. I'm from London but I don't speak like the working class which American girls really like.
She was from Hawaii but she was blonde and blue eyed, had size C tits and a smile that made you think she was a virgin whether she was a whore or not.
She also had a chill as fuck attitude like a dude weed person but without the weed. She was drinking vodka but she was pretty sober and we had fun.
After she heard my voice she showed me her cute tits and her cunt and after various sessions I got her to put various things up her asshole.
She said she liked the look of my cock and it gave me such confidence for the first time in my life it's as if I broke past puberty.
So if you happen to be in this thread, thank you Asani.
I have never cum gallons over anyone but you on webcam.
Nathaniel Price
I've worked for national companies before and they don't test because that'd be fucking stupid.
You're a neet and you don't know what you're talking about. I know what I'm talking about, look where I live. i'm not talking about the fucking state department.
Henry Butler
t. dumb druggie that can't stay clean for a week
Jose Brooks
If you don't think Catlyn Jenner is beautiful then fuck you, dude.
Jordan Collins
me
Gavin Martinez
/ace/ - America Canada mExico
Cameron Fisher
ur welcum ;)
Christopher Ross
lost my cum folder
Justin Hernandez
>not /cux/
Elijah Cooper
why do you repost everything i post denny bear?
Adrian Nguyen
...
Austin Jackson
it's very cute!!!
Jack Martin
Quebec and Cascadia should both be freed.
Connor Fisher
Denmark does not have its own general so I hereby decree that we accept all danish refuge in cum, Hence cumd
Carson Taylor
...
Cameron Cook
thinking of gfs
Julian Bennett
What does Bill Nye engineer?
Grayson Jackson
>i just saw my mom cracking salt onto premade fries she took out of the oven
>tfw she's had a kidney stone in the past 5 years and has gained a fair amount of weight in the past 2 years
feels sad man...
David Gutierrez
truths (falsehoods)
Juan Sanchez
Asianisch
Brayden Barnes
ramen in general looks like it would be fun to eat
Justin Harris
Thank you! Ur cute too user
Jaxson Ortiz
why is this thread so dead
Grayson Russell
gays
foriegners
people leaving to dixie
int is dying too as well
Bentley Bennett
You've never had it? Lmao
Oliver Roberts
authentic ramen and gyoza from a little ramen place is GOAT
Austin Davis
I have really good tits
Andrew Wright
*sharts*
Kevin Phillips
shoyu or miso
Christian Butler
bet you could titty fuck yourself bro
shoyu
Luke Gomez
omg :3 thanks
James Brown
what is considered a good salaray for the USA, Mexico and Canada for a 30 year old engineer?