1. Which version of Black Widow looks best?

1. Which version of Black Widow looks best?
2. Which one of the movies are you most likely to watch again soon?

Scarlett Johansson has gotten progressively less attractive with age, so the youngest one is obviously the best.

Original because iirc she had a Russian accent and doesn't look like a hag.

Winter soldier, but none of them.

Home Alone 3

iron man 2
she looked awful in civil war

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only correct answer

IM2 > Avengers > Avengers 2 > CW >>>>>> WS

WS hair is so goddamn flat and lifeless

Eagerly anticipating someone choosing any option other than 2010.

2010 although she didn't look that bad in CW.

2010

>tfw she will never be boner inducing again

2014

There is no way to objectively argue anything else

2010 by a country mile. It's not even funny how hot she was and how far she's fallen.

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Dude, she's 12 in that movie.

:)

>2010
>sexual tension with Tony Stark
>2012
>sexual tension with Clint Barton
>2014
>sexual tension with Steve Rogers
>2015
>sexual tension with Bruce Banner
>2016
>I don't even know any more

What did the filmmakers mean by this?

That they only had one female on the cast and so she was it.

>dude a Jew playing a person murdered by Jews is okay

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>2010
Pepper Potts
>2012
Maria Hill
>2014
Sharon Carter
>2015
Wanda Maximoff
>2016
Quite a few, actually.

how would you rate charlotte/scarjo out of 10? curious

1. iron man one
2. winter soldier

>Original because iirc she had a Russian accent
lol no

Problem Child 2

2014 or GTFO.

Eight Legged Freaks

Yeah user got it backward. There was one guy so all the women had to want to rub their slobbering vaginas all over his rod.

2010 or 2014.

Civil War. She looks the best, but I like the story.

shit film, but undoubtedly her peak

2010 is the only good one

>2010
>"AYO SENPAI GIMME DAT LARGE ARBY'S CURLY FRY LOOK"

*muffled voice*
>Banner!! Stop cumming on me!!

2016 is sexual tension with Bucky

im gonna have to go with Ghost World t.bh

Bucky already has enough sexual tension with Steve.

no homo, I would let him rape me with minimal resistance.

I know this board is filled with kids because it's filled with pics from the lowest form of capeshit.

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Iron Man 2 black widow was best
Winter Soldier was the worst. Fuck that hairdo

If you think there is high forms of capeshit you're a child

2010, but 2016's hair looks good.

Uh, yeah, there is

I don't even know which movie this is from because they all look the same

I do because I masturbate to her

>II
you lost me there

Hellboy was one of those rare instances when the sequel is actually better than the original.

no, equal maybe

Hellboy 2 is one of the only good fantasy movies not derivative of Tolkien.

2010 and it's not even close

Along with Toy Story 2.

Toy Story 2 is the worst of the bunch, chief

all actresses are best as preteens. fact.

i liked her in eight legged freaks too.

>how attractive women act around powerful men

Shocker.

preteens arent hot, and even worse actors, so, no, not fact.

fpbp

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>White women
>aging badly

NEWSFLASH

>jewish
>white

pick one

No need to resist, ephebophilia is both natural and healthy

>Scarlett Jewhansson
>White

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But it has Seth MacFarlane as a character that would've been intensely interesting in the hands of literally any other actor

FUCK

I wish she never cut her tits off.

Isn't it a bit derivative though? It sort of uses our knowledge of Tolkien against us, the elves and magic beings in the film are essentially supposed to be "what if the lord of the rings was real but then forgotten and people just thought they were fiction books?"

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This was her best look

>gif

*any woman

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>you will never fuck young scarjo

life is suffering

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I love watching this over and over, every single guy's eyes drop down to her ass as soon as she turns

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I would never banepost again if I could get even just a hug from her now ;_;

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Tarantino?

Was being lonely and depressed part of your plan?

jesus fuck

don't trust someone that says younger scarjo wasn't fucking perfect

Dude that's Jonathan Rhys Meyers

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Do I look like a guy with a plan?

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ew is he jewish?

He was born 27 July 1977 in Dublin, Ireland, to Geraldine (née Myers; 1957–2007) and folk musician John O'Keeffe.[4][5] His family is Roman Catholic.[6] His three brothers are all professional musicians.[7][better source needed] He attended North Monastery Christian Brothers School in Cork.[8]

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I pretended to be gay once and got to grab a 5/10 boob. I'd be literally gay and suck Sean Penn's unwashed hippie dick if I could do this to ScarJo now ;_;

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>ScarJo will never feed you strawberries
JDIMSA

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SLUT
L
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IM2. I've never wanted to shove my dick in something more than her in that movie.

Is this from Spider-Man Homecoming?