/heem/ -Britbums BTFO Edition

PPV tonight.
Fights Tuesday.

Other.
May/Con press conference on Tuesday.
Brock fights tomorrow.

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Who is your favorite woman ufc fighter?

does ponzinibbio stand a chance against nelson lads

>"I play a lot of Role Playing Games, open world sandbox games. Games like Skyrim and a lot of indie ones as well."

>A healthy diet of video games, anime and eating well has seen Whittaker emerge victorious in every single middleweight fight he's had in the UFC to date.

>"I watch a lot of anime, I watch it as it gets released in seasons," he says – like every other mid-20s Australian, he grew up watching a lot of Dragonball Z, which then transformed into a 'massive passion'.

/ourguy/

How can Tony say he hits like a bitch when he has never been hit by him?

James TeHuna

>Brock fights tomorrow
>"Fights"

a pretty average showing for the premiere minds in mma

Which body would you rather have?

heeminder that America went undefeated last night. only right for the week of america's birthday

Based Klose goofin the picks

one more heeminder that no one on heem knows what they're talking about

The one on the right.

Stop asking questions. Or else you're Reeming for a heeming.

unironically whittaker

Told my bro Yoel is 40
Good bants

Romero's but Whittaker's is peak performance even though you may not like it.

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>didn't add my picks
same dumb fuck who didn't put heem in the subject

damn dude, you are one angry boy fucker

oh yeah thats it

is he retired now? good

ive been hating whittaker all this time kek

sorry whit. maybe my hate made you stronger.

Am I too late for picks?
Somebody please

im gonna be taking picks closer to the event but you can submit your picks now and i'll add them

Nunes vs Shevchenko
Romero vs Whittaker
Werdum vs Overeem
Pettis vs Miller
Omielanczuk vs Blaydes

Shevchenko
Whittaker
Werdum
Pettis
Blaydes

Nunes
Romero
Werdum
Pettis
Oh me nan's chuck
You're a good lad. These are hard picks, I'm a big fan of both Overeem and Werdum so it's bloody hard to choose. The main event is also a bit of a toss up. I could see Shevchenko taking it as just as easily if she uses her striking well. For some reason I just feel as if Nunes is too big and is riding with too much confidence at the moment

Bullet
Roidmero
REEM
Wheatiesman
Omlettecuck

dont feel bad. Shevchenko is gonna be the second UFC flyweight champion. Bantamweight was never here division

Nunes looked pretty shook in the staredown inmo
Not that that means shit

did Aspen look shook?

I thought the same

Val
Yoel
Reem
Miller
Blaydes

poor girl got sick and couldn't fight yesterday :0

She looked like she was about to ruin her career by being sick.

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When will he finally come out of the closet lads?

what the fuck is wrong with rogan?

He's OBSESSED

>I come to fight man....my career-my whole career....um like I always came to fight. Never pulled out,never made excuses,always respectful. Through my problems,like when I uh got my losses to Rashad,Lyoto,whoever. I had swine flu,my back was broken....spinal.....broken neck.I had AIDS at one point after a scare from Jenna...my problems with Jenna. But all fighters today are cowards like ASSpen Lad

Last nights main event about to be replayed on fs1 for those who missed it

So many heavyweights tonight.

Shevchenko
Yoel
werdum
Pettis
Blaydes

Rose Namajunas

her real name is getrude

Who is the next Sakuraba/Shinya Aoki?

I wonder if she makes that face during orgasm

bullshit
link?

Is he ready 2 fight top 5 guys desu johnson shouldnt ve been ranked 5

He should fight Nate for the most CTE accumulated in a single fight award

that guy made me uncomfortable.

these prelims look like theyre not even worth watching. yesterdays prelims were way better except for aspen ladd pulling out because shes a piece of shit

But the only one that matters is going to be in the audience

dropping in to say Klose is a cunt celebrating a split decision like that

even the Nate and Conor had their moments of respect after the fight

Muhammad and Browne will be good matches to watch.

>that guy
first day on heem?

Browne v Oleinik will be good

I feel like eddie is only choice for spicy banger and foty plus both in top 5 and winner fights khalabeeb and el cacuy loser

What if it is? This is my house now. I own the heem memes, they now belong to me.

Who's next for Amanda after she finishes Valentina tonight?

Who would you have had ranked above Johnson? The dudes legit, hes fought damn near everyone at 155

what event was there last night?

ronda 2

probably holm because theres no one else

Lots of free time for MMA fighters

>UFC Champion Wants to Stream Games Full Time

>"Gaming helps me calm my mind. It's like it stimulates my brain in a different way."

>The UFC flyweight champion, Demetrious Johnson, recently made headlines when drug testers showed up at his house and interrupted one of his Twitch streams. Now, it's been revealed that Johnson wants to become a full-time video game streamer.

>Johnson recently made an appearance on the Three Amigos Podcast, where he talked about his history with video games and streaming them on Twitch (via Kotaku). He credits his wife with pushing him to stream, which he now spends at least 15 hours a week doing.

>"I would rock [my son Tyren] to sleep at night, and he would take a while, so I downloaded the Twitch app to watch. I saw guys playing games I grew up with like Mega Man X and Zelda: Ocarina of Time," Johnson explained. "Next thing you know, my wife was like, ‘You should get into it baby, what do you want to do after you're done fighting? Why don't you try streaming?'"

>Johnson goes by Mightymouseufc125 on Twitch and has nearly 20,000 followers

Is that rose on the right? She looks good as a blond

Nunes
Romero
Overeem
Pettis
Blaydes

I wonder what he watches.

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The 5 guys ranked above Johnson, and maybe Nate.

lol it's real

>I watch it as it gets released in seasons

Goddamn weeb

Cyborg

its a tough life when you're ducking fights

cutting her hair off was a tragedy

>probably holm

Maybe she'll fight Pena next and whoever wins gets Lioness? You cant get a title fight after beating Bethe

>Julianna was 1 fight away
>Raquel is 1 fight away
>McMann is 1 fight away
>Cat should be cleared to fight soon but Megan is getting the next 145 shot so Cat can fight for the 135 belt in the meantime
Just say you dont follow the division

>about the have the most title defenses in UFC history
>ducking fights
Go ahead and neck yourself, lad.

>cleaned out the division, twice

Idk he was 6 before losing to khabib so no sense to be ranked 5

not to mention he's ranked directly above diaz who beat his ass

>Rose is actually a proper qt with long hair
what the fuck

>Cat

She wants Holm so maybe that should decide who gets finished next

why would a fighter watch fighting shows hurrr

you know what a fighters day is? train morning, sit around not eating / sleeping / vidya, train night, eat / vidya / sleep

same with all athletes. just vidya for years

Honestly I could see it happening
They need stars, Holm actually matches up ok with Nunes. Wouldn't be surprised if they hot shotted her. Betche was practically a gift

>Cat wants Holm
wtf are you talking about. She was supposed to be fighting Cyborg at 214 if not for her current injury. She's been campaigning to fight Cyborg for months now. Holly hasn't come up at all

>filename

lol, guess the UFC doesn't pay that well

Fedor dosen't vidya
Khabib dosen't vidya
what you mean morning day and night vidya?
Are you depth?

They bump guys up before they fight so it looks better on paper
I remember Betche randomly jumped a few spots before she fought Honda

>wtf are you talking about

mmafighting.com/2017/6/21/15851230/cat-zingano-on-fighting-holly-holm-next-hell-yes

Shevchenko
Romero
Overeem
Pettis
Blaydes

Literally the most tragic thing possible.

Kinda curious who's next for Bethe. Will she fight someone ranked or will they feed her a can so her fighting in Bellator is delayed for another year

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>the plumber thought about it and nodded while thinking "i need to get the hell out of here right now"

vidya is a widely accepted normie hobby, his huge passion for chinese cartoons is what surprised me.
I bet his waifu a shit tho.

you dont even know

>vidya
>waifu
>chinese cartoons
ugh die you disgrace to your people

>his huge passion for chinese cartoons
i bet it's
>i am a big fan of naruto

very excited for tonight lads. gonna be making nachos or maybe ordering pizza.

card looks meh is there anything worth staying up for?

Do you think not having a mother led her to marry a female monkey?

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