Astros at Bleu Jays game thread

Late edition
Fiers vs. I already forgot

stanton still sucks 2bqhwu

Heh, more like Disastros

SPRANG
WOO

rekt 'em lol

Walking Darwin Barney in 4 pitches.

more like Barwin Darney

maybe someday we'll have efficient starting pitchers

Sup Forumsstros!

>umps shitting on Stromans pitch rhythm again

utter nonesense

Stroman's audition is going pretty well

i rate this thread dead/10

daygame and the bandwagoners are gone

posting old jays memes from PC while my phone unfucks itself

"QUALITY" toronto media

your future Jays manager and the next Autismus

>Ricky Romero is STILL trying to pitch somewhere

is jays defense elite?

Aoki has been sandbagging, hasn't he?
also, these double plays make me wanna kill everyone in my entire county

>Overbay and Glaus

Flashback to the good ol Ricciardi days

>tfw no Bort dimes during hard times

Will the Jays ever get a hit again?

can we pick him back up when we eventually trade donaldson this year?

warning...incoming feels

>rasmus
Rasy
>de Lind
Marinyas
>Black Dynamite
korean food made him huge to mash in Milwaukee
>Bautista
Before he was le_batflip man

madtista

GET

UP

BALL

Nice dong

GAWN!

RIP Miguel Fuego
Mike Fiers killed him

MY jays have taken the lead

...

I dont have any Donaldson pictures on this PC so heres sweepy lind

...

when I get rich I'm gonna shower with carbonated water every day

fake and also homosexual

lol stupid ucking inbred texass fucks thinking they foul tipped a ball they didnt

LOL

what a joke of a team and a oke player and a joke manager

KEK

also why do i have t solve 8 captchas now hitting "next" each time

Congratulations Toronto, I'm prepared to offer you one-thousand (1,000) AMERICAN dollars (that's a lot for you) and Francis Martes for Stroman

newfag asstro bandwagon trips

neverthough id see the day

Fisher, Martes, and a cash sum for Stroman

God dammit which one of you summoned Shawn into the thread

Marte + Kyle Tucker tbqhwy

>Animetards are in my city now

my gut tells me that KTuck will be better than Fisher, so I'd hold onto him if I were Luhnow

Marwin wanted beef

anime was invented in houston

none of these asstro fans were even here last year.. talk about a shitty bandwagon fanbase

oh and youre getting btfo by the stroshow

>it's a LOBfest with Fiers being decent episode
thats like 4 in a row good gracious

not liking anime

faggot

why are android phone chargers such garbage

three(3) samsung fast chargers and not one of them recognized by my note 5 except for my stiff 2ft Nexus black microUSB cord

the struggle is real man

>If you don't watch a shitty sport with more games than days when your local team isn't even good you're a bad person

>bad person

notwhat I said

Why is this Stroman guy not on the Stros?

because it's not July 31st yet

shoulda posted the pic, WOO

Stroshow ist taking a DIREAHA SHIT on the ASSstros KEK

>losing two of three to the Poo Gays

Welp. The season was nice while it lasted

ASSTROS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AHAHHAHA

thank you sean, your doing a great service for the blue jays with your elite shitposting

2-LO

>assbros exposed as AL West team

welp gg

4 game series breh

AHAHAHAHHAHAH

HOW CAN THE TSATE OF TEXASS

GET
BLWONT HE FUCK OUT

BY ONE TEAM

SO HARD

ALL THE TIME

LOL

GET UP BALL GET UP

AHAHAHAH

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>ASSTROS

HOW DOES THIS GARBAGE TEAM EVEN HAD A POSITIVE WIN RECORD

OH WAIT I KNOW THEY PLAY IN A SHIT FUCK DIVISION

KEK

>ASSTROS

PURE GARBAGE KEK

How do you get named to an all-star game when TooSlowNoHitzki gets a clutch homerun against you?

>assbros exposed as AL West team


kek

>assbros exposed as AL West team


MY SIDES

>assbros exposed as AL West team


YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>assbros exposed as AL West team


ITS SO TRUE

>assbros exposed as AL West team


AHAHAHAH


>assbros exposed as AL West team


LELKEK

>assbros exposed as AL West team


MYM SIDES

>assbros exposed as AL West team


IM DYING HERE

>assbros exposed as AL West team


:JOY: :OK_HAND:

"american league west division"

Let's review the American League West

Asshoes - 0 Championships
Literal >rags - 0 Championships
Memeiners - 0 Championships
Angeles - 1 Championship since 1961
Jokeland - No championships since 1989

>Biagini warming up

No, PLEASE NO.

Well GG anyways.

Not sure why we didn't play Altuve today but I'm sure that plays a role in our deflated offense

THE STROSHOW