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midge

I'm 6'3 and I'll give it a go, I went swimming at the 'each for the first time in like 6 years a while back and felt like a human being again which was peng

still one of those sad cunts who have to wear rashies above the age of 12 because showing the public your body would be a crime against humanity though

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are yuzu

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on my other computer so no 4chanx or legacy captcha

genuinely getting infuriated at this picture captcha

like at least 50% of the time its making me solve between 7-10 >select all street signs
no matter how accurately I do it it keeps giving more

this fucking gook moot better watch his step before I snap and burn it all down I swear

what the fuck is he doing

shes called susan

you and tim have the same legs

not by my measure

kek

dog on a bus

>legacy captcha
change it in the settings you twit
takes 10 seconds

sign into your 4pass absolute weapon

legacy is on native limey

looks fake

pointless covering up your eyes in these pics

if anyone here actually knew you the censorship wouldn't stop them recognising you

Juice from a Japanese citrus fruit hailed as the next superfood because of its level of vitamin C is to go on sale in UK supermarkets.

The yuzu, which until now could only be found in the UK on restaurant menus and in specialist Asian food shops, will appear on Waitrose shelves this weekend in the form of a Waitrose Cooks' Ingredients juice selling for £4.59 for a 60ml bottle.

Fans of the fruit include the chefs Jamie Oliver and Nigel Slater, while nationwide chain Yo! Sushi is adding a dish that includes a salsa made of yuzu to its menu later this month.

The yuzu has been used in Asian cooking for centuries, and Waitrose said demand for the fruit had grown as customers became more familiar with Japanese cuisine.

Yo! Sushi said the fruit was "a new flavour for the British palate".

Executive chef Mike Lewis said: "Yuzu looks like a tangerine and tastes similar to a floral lime. It has three times more vitamin C than a lemon, which makes our dish super-healthy."

Waitrose development chef James Bennington said: "This is a potent juice, which is both citrusy and aromatic.

"There's no Western equivalent - it's a complex flavour with hints of mandarin, lemon and grapefruit. Yuzu is so flexible it can be used in savoury dishes, matching particularly well with fish, as well as cocktails and desserts."

The juice can be used in marinades, salad dressings and sauces or as an addition to lemonade and mayonnaise.

babestation

well I didn't know that
still mad tho

not a modicum

don't expect anyone would but it's insurance in case it gets reposted on the chinese internet somehow or something similar

i highly recommend it to anyone basically. the guy behind it has a big blog about it. the criticisms with it are more toward body building sides of things because the guy is pretty obviously on gear.

the simple version of it is literally just cutting your entire days calorie intake into a window that can as big as 8 hours to as small as 2 or 4. there are guys who just don't eat until dinner, which gets pretty easy once you get used to it and then eat this enormous fuck off meal. I usually eat my first meal at 1 and my last meal at 8, then you can do light cardio in the mornings fasted and train fasted.

stop smoking
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no it doesnt

yes it does

anime

not exceptionally awful for someone who was 130 to be honest but you'd probably have stretch marks and stuff out the wazoo right?

>not a good example, but the clunge on bumble is of superior quality to that on tinder
>clunge

do brits actually use clunge ironically

you're a big guy

septics OUT

anime wank

ohhhh banana

>he doesnt have a pass
poorfag

ye

no, but when you ironically say something too many times it works its way into regular speech

t. picked up a fair bit of london slang through mocking my londonese housemates

are you a brit?

Going to watch some K-On!

>not going out on the prole for bare clunge on the reg

u bloody wot

una vela jajaja

there are less girls on bumble here than tinder but the quality is higher

a real conundrum

ok so basically yeah

This is why I need meninism.

usually, yes

fantastic post

you're doing a porno film by yourself

marge no es un objeto, la convirtieron en un ama de casa alsada, resentida y auto oprimida, lisa una feminista sin sentido q tira aires de hipster y futura bisexual, bart un boludo q piensa q ser malo ya no es hacer travesuras, sino q es un zorete con los demas, y homero simplemente cambio.....es estupido pero de otra forma..

sí, mi amigo blanco

reckon all non-english speakers should be summarily genocided

fuck off normie cunt

i used to have a Sup Forums pass last year. but i've become very normie this summer, so i'm just not spending enough time on Sup Forums or the internet in general to justify the expenditure. this is the first time in weeks i've shitpost.

yup, lads. i'd say i've made it. i'm still a khv, kv if you include side-hugs, but i am laying proper groundwork with some birds. just last week one said "hey, you're invited to my party at my house on friday" i didn't go cause i was sick, but still i was invited.

but there are tons of people on bumble who I never see on tinder, like people who are actually kinda successful who probably see themselves as too good for tinder

tinder is full of absolute runts

I just keep buying it for convenience desu

So nice not having captchas

delusional abnormie
you will be back among us soon enough

i said here. you can blow through all the local girls on bumble a lot quicker than tinder

lame

Anyone wanna be my gf

ye

sabe pa

you havent made it until you have spare time outside of your social/work/other commitments and you do things other than shitpost on Sup Forums with it.

desperate for some crisps

poor people are vermin and all human rights associated with that veritable miasma of human filth should be rescinded post-haste

working up the courage to download tinder but first i need to dedicate a few years to getting good at guitar so that my picture can be of me playing it and then i will get bare matches

eating some cheddar in bed

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Enjoy lad

are you swarthy?

sounds like a plan

Morning lads

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nonce twat

reckon I could smash the ugliest bint in the world if I just closed my eyes and thought of england

want to punch it in the gut

>you havent made it until you have spare time outside of your social/work/other commitments and you do things other than shitpost on Sup Forums with it.

like what other things. if i'm not working i'm hanging out with friends. so what other stuff am i supposed to do? i guess i could have more hobbies. i really only have like one hobby.

i wouldn't be shitposting right now, but i've been since for a week. been off work since wednesday. it's getting really fucking boring

THAILAD!!!

gypsy

I don't think that's thailad

god you try way too hard to fit in

toil commences in 20 hours

>but i've been since for a week
*sick
been sick for a week

need to work up the courage to take pictures of myself and not throw a tanty over my ugliness

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How does this even happen
How does this even happen at age 8
Age fucking 8
I was playing pokemon red when I was 8
Like people get weird with the hormones in their preteens to teens and might be susceptible to something
But fucking 8

hobbies. this place is a time sink with no returns. when i'm properly busy, i'll go entire weeks without coming here because my spare time is doing other stuff.

i come here when ive got nothing on, feeling lazy or taking a dump

same
grim 2bh

>I was playing pokemon red when I was 8

>forget to remove shoes in Canada
>get a $12,000 fine

morning nonce

it's really quite bad hahaha
got a job lined up and the employer asked me to send him a pic of me reading a book (as a joke) and I literally cannot do it lmao

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probably just a fan of rupaul's drag race

i'm sub-average, but i've still got 200+ matches since last August when i downloaded tinder. the problem is my cripplingly low self-esteem. 200+ matches, 0 dates. truth is i've only ever asked one of them out, which i then cancelled because literally the day after i got exposed to hepatitis C infected blood and spent the next several months in deep depression. the blood tests came back negative, thank God. since then any girl i could have asked out, i've just not felt like she's really worth the effort.

hahaha reading a book

sex partners in the double digits tbch

Why would an employer request that