Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

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Only Chloe has the upper body strength and torso to pull off two heads

Has an actor ever had to play two heads of the same body before? Sounds like oscar bait

>implying you wouldn't

Sarah Paulson played conjoined twins on AHS

That's got to be super uncomfortable having your cheek and ear pressed against each other all the time

They already made a gender bent version of this.

Damn, beat me to posting that

Zaphod Beeblebrox in the tv series of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

in the film version they wussed out and had a second flip-top head underneath the first. completely fucking stupid.

Not the same thing, I wanna see two heads on one body full of extra organs.

god greg kinnear sucks.

They'll make a movie about anything won't they?

you think they've gotten laid yet? are they legally two people? if one dies does the other one? if one does blow do they both get high? do they both feel things that happen to them? if i fuck it and one of them doesn't want to is it rape? do they both eat?

I bet they're really two-faced.

They say that they each control their half of the body, but some tinfoil-wearers claim that only one head controls the body and the other head is just there. They tell the public their split half and half so they won't feel bad for the other head

Ok you can clearly see that Lefty is the main body and Righty just the leftovers

if one of them breaks the law do they both get punished? if lefty stabs a guy but its caught on camera that righty didn't want it to happen/tried to stop it, do they both go to prison?

Movie title will be called :No Singles

they look like a cell mid-division

Sarah Paulson

I liked the film version

Big Fish I think either used a real one or I'm confused.

wikipedia says they can drive a car by coordinating the two halves but that sounds like bs. are they both licensed or just one of them? are they two people legally?

is she our girl?

is it our thing?

Blowjob buddies for life.

Me in the middle.

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i really think that little one is just kinda there.

Driving an automatic car would be almost the same for them as it is with a regular person. Only one foot controls the pedals. So whichever one controls the pedals would be the one using one arm to steer the wheel which isn't hard.

This thread makes me feel terribly uncomfortable but I have to say nice digits

Supposedly one controls the left side of the body and the other the right.

they passed a driving test twice. in order to do that you need both hands on the wheel though. it just seems weird.

apparently they used to have a third arm too that was made up of bits of a left arm and bits of a right arm but i dunno if it worked at all.

i know but when you watch them do things it doesn't seem like thats the case. but they say they intuitevly can predict each others movements so maybe.

>tfw a monstrosity like them
You don't know our PAIN

imagine getting blown

God I would give anything to fuck the shit out of them for a good hour.

Can you imagine?

They each control their respective side's arm and leg.

I bet they make out when they masturbate

Look at that toned arm

Who /lefty/ here

What if you're in a committed relationship with one half but the other half doesn't like you and has her own bf that she fucks on the reg. Does it still count as getting cucked?

Is it true they did porn? Or is that just a prop/fake?

Pics?

Where's your second head boy?

Yes

Looks uncomfortable. Reminds me of this cunny.

Nature is weird.

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Nice digits.

Just out of curiosity, did she have double genitalia?

She had two pelvises and she's refered to as having "duality" of reproductive organs, both in and out, so yes I believe so.

2cunny

Not that I know of. There should be a film about this though...
youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8

"I have known Mrs. B. since she was a tiny child, as the 'four-legged girl,' but never realised the perfect dual development of both external and internal genital organs until she became my patient in a case of pregnacy" - Lewis Whaley

Examining Corbin, Whaley discovered that the duplication of her external sexual organs was mirrored by a similar duplication internally. He determined that it was in her left uterus that Mrs. B. was pregnant. According to Whaley, upon being told that she was pregnant, she replied in disbelief, saying "If it had been in my right side I would come nearer believing you are correct."[8] From this comment, physicians determined that Corbin preferred intercourse in the right side, and this fact was commented upon in several subsequent reports.[9]

...she would go on to give birth to four daughters and a son.

Seven vagánias

Not if you both use a different hole

>ywn never fuck Mrs. B with your bro at the same time with each of you impregnating a separate uterus

that's okay. some people like porn with women fucking men (radio series), some people like porn with old men fucking chickens (tv series) and some people like porn with obese chinese men smearing themselves with septic diarrhea (the film).

how so buddy?

If you hold your cock down one's throat and she can't breathe, does the other one have to work twice as hard for them?

maybe more

Her frame reminds me of Chloe

When is DC going to announce they cast them as two-face?

T H I C C

Did they ever have a boyfriend? And did they have to put a sack on one of the heads for privacy.

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Pretty sure one of the two did.

I'd fuck it

>it

correct

She did a great job in that role, too. Too bad the series is shit.

>you will never feel what is like to sleep between their necks
fml

You know with a few nose jobs and face work plus some dentistry, they'd be legit 7/10s maybe 8

I guarantee they do.

she could have been that podracer announcer alien in starwars except it was cgi

thanks george

>They say that they each control their half of the body, but some tinfoil-wearers claim that only one head controls the body and the other head is just there.

I suspect that Abby has more control than her sister anyway.

The main head is actually not insignificantly more attractive than her sister if you look.

I want to see it naked.

I bet the bitches dual-cast like motherfuckers.

If one does blow they both get high.

Say one conjoined twin commits murder

How do they jail one without the other?

Genuinely made me ponder.

They just hang the guilty head

Family guy did that joke, Peter's ancestor killing his conjoined twin, ended up with a skeleton permanently glued to his side

it would probably work

would the dead head compose or would the cells continue to regenerate

And this is of course accurate with what would happen

the role he was born to play.

>yfw you always fuck the right vagaina but she gets pregnet in the left womb

This happened in Asia or somewhere one of the twins dies and the other one freaked out went insane.

>tfw no conjoined bro
>tfw lonely

Made me think of this
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classic

youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

Lefty clearly only controls what Righty lets her control.

That's a good question. Men's laws did not account for such a scenario, only God's laws do. You just turned me from atheist to Muslim.

>Sarah Paulson played conjoined twins on AHS

Always gave me a chuckle when they shot her all the way to the side so that only one head was in frame. Amazing effect guise

This is why we need euthanasia.

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So do they address themselves with the pronoun "I" or "we" like how Venom addresses him and Eddie Brock?

They treat themselves as individuals, and so does the law, apparently, because they have separate names, birth certificates, driver's licenses, etc.

Chang and Eng Bunker, the guys who coined the term Siamese Twins, married two sisters and bought a slave plantation to settle down in.

They had an absolutely insane life, I highly recommend you read about it. They had a ton of kids but the sisters eventually had a falling out and the guys had to start splitting their time between two houses.

Later one of them developed depression and pretty severe alcoholism, which must have been a bummer for his brother who didn't drink. They died within hours of each other. One woke up one morning, looked over at his brother and he was dead. I don't remember the exact quote, but he said something to the effect of "fuck it, then I'm going too" and just dipped.

Also

>Violet and Daisy Hilton were British conjoined twins born in 1908. They were joined at the pelvis but shared no major organs. Mary Hilton bought the twins from their barmaid mother, who worked for Hilton. They went on their first exhibition tour at age three. The girls sang, danced, and played musical instruments throughout Europe and the U.S. Violet and Daisy then staged their own vaudeville act, which they continued into old age. They starred in two movies: Freaks in 1932, and their own highly-fictionalized biopic Chained For Life in 1951. In 1961, their tour manager abandoned them in North Carolina, so they got a job at a local grocery store. There they stayed until they were found dead of flu in 1969. According to a forensic investigation, Violet had survived two to four days after Daisy died, but had no means to call for help.

>Violet had survived two to four days after Daisy died, but had no means to call for help.

How the fuck would you put just one of them in prison

who the fuck controls their body

how does this work

how is she still alive

and why do deformities like this ALWAYS happen in America?