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My edition, only I may post in this one

Go make your own

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What are the Aussies having for dinner tonight ?

Shrimp

cute lads

LOOOOOOVE PUTTING PENISES IN MY ASS AND LICKING DICKS

lmao the state of homos

we love australia, we do

sue

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>come in to thread
>there's an autistic screecher telling everyone they've been doing their football chants wrong for decades

just put prawns on the bbq

hate owen
love steel
simple as

premade store bought ravioli with some premade store bought bolognaise sauce

cute MI5 boys

Just put some poms on the barbie

happy birthday to
happy birthday to
happy birthday dear user
happy birthday to

t. lost the argument in the last thread

>gif
fuck off

Made me do a smile

Reminder grown adults typed this

holding in a poo

brexit did this to you, remember that

lunch idea: prawn and capsicum stuffed eggplant

have love
love hate
simple as

>Reminder grown adults typed this

god is watching you suck cock

As opposed to normies reeeee Thailad ribena r*rke are nige

wouldn't really call them grown adults

haha what a bender

oestrogen

love big willies
hate small willies
simples

nothing wrong with reddit

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love tight arseholes
hate loose arseholes
simple as

Absolute love getting () 's

weird how they're doing nothing about oestrogen in water as opposed to asbestos and the likes

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The government and elites are using oestrogen in the water and race mixing to turn us in to a feminized, easy to control race of mud people, OPEN YOUR EYES

Tories I like:
Hesseltine
Howe
Clarke
Hurd
Macmillan

Labourites I loathe:
Basically everyone to hold a cabinet position under Blair
Jenkins
Crosland
Kinnock
Walden

Lib-Dems I can name:
Steel
Kennedy
Williams
Rennie

Simple as.

Just found out greenpeace caused a famine in Zambia

wouldn't even know what to do with a woman like this t b h

i have a cup of oestrogen every day with my morning ricecakes

hence why BBC exists

gas the heteros

any gayman in?

don't get this joke

*raises willy*

this, doubt my 5.5 inch cock would be able to make it past her thick arse cheeks :( f*ck being wh*te

Furries are literally fucking mentally ill

richard spencer

Who here /NBN/ ? Post speed.

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*THIS IS BBC ONE*

ah shite. was hoping I'd die in my sleep. I really really was

neither

disgusting

My gf is about that size. It works fine. Everything sort of just gets squished up

goal gf

>autismo h*tero yank

yeah but what's the joke

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>gaol
but why

Brap

Need some advice from anyone who knows about these things. Six month visa expires this month but I thought it was the next and I fucked up.
Can I just leave next month since the flight is 5x cheaper? Is there some sort of grace period for me to voluntarily fuck off? Two weeks even, fuck

Americans are so fucking fat and retarded that they don't like drinking water because it "doesn't taste nice" and they need apps and reminders and shit to push them into drinking water

what a grim existence

need a big tit blonde gf

>gf
no such thing for muzzies

bit dramatic isn't it

call the embassy dont rely on Sup Forums
you didnt even mention to where

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WE CAN FIGHT OUR DESIRES
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

in most countries if you leave after your visa is expired you're basically barred from ever getting a new one

We're probably going to have to put grandad in a nursing home, just can't take care of him properly any more in his current state. He hates being a burden and now he's going to feel like one all the time. We'll visit but it'll never be like living at home.

He just wants to live with his family, not too much to ask.

> families that serve pepsi/coke/etc with meals instead of water
truly the mark of the runt

nowt wrong with becoming an illegal immigrant, F*CK borders

Is there anything more reddit than house of cards?

alri povvo

laughably autistic
love that mass immigration is the primary topic of spergouts when it's just a symptom of a wider dysfunctional economic system that will kill us long before the jigaboos can work their demographic magic.

literally nothing wrong with replacing water with coke zero

>caring about old people
don't get this meme

>Britain makes Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister and The Thick of it.
>America makes The West Wing and House of Cards
screeching.

runt

>poor families that serve tap water with the meal because they can't afford juice or coke

You know the meals going to be shit as well. Tesco value chicken Kiev and undercooked frozen smiley faces

I don't get it

>implying most nationalists care about capitalism

Boss is late picking me up, was meant to arrive at 8:45, this means I'll get a half day although the half free to me will be spent waiting for him anxiously

I'm a burger m8, pay no attention to the flag
Burger in your land atm

Haven't had a fap in 3 days lads. I think I will have one tonight though.

business idea: a third tap in the kitchen that dispenses coca cola

imagine being this runt

utter state of affairs
probably lives in some council hovel

i drink milk with my dinner desu

>go round mate's house after football
>it's a nuggets, chips and beans episode
>it's a his mum's boyfriend is touching her up in front of us episode

funny you should mention tesco value kiev and smiley faces, since that's exactly the pairing of suitable runt fodder a typical runt family would serve alongside their cola for dinner.

just purchased two large pizza hut pizzas for my sole consumption

we make good comedy, they make the televisual equivalent of Hilary Clinton.

>getting picked up by the boss.
Here I was thinking I was the only one.

>drinking fizzy

Are you literally 13 or 14

well there are no passport controls out of the uk, but your airline and US customs might check

don't even have to abandon capitalism, just post-fordism.