/MED/

Mediterranean thread. Olive oil edition.
Welcome: Everyone on the Mediterranean.
Not welcome: Everyone else.

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>med thread
>opened by australian
are you retarded

Australia is like 90% lebbo tbqh

I'm from a Med country but not Italy, guess which one

I just want to read comfy med posts ;_;
A North African one?

No

arabs and slavs are not Mediterraneans

Greek?
Mediterranean isn't a race, it's a sea.

Albania

No

No

Turkey?

Nope

Serious question here, what makes the mediterranean cuisine the only good cuisine that exists ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_race

Libya

No

spain

Si

What are you doing in Italy?
Climate
>used anthropologists in the late 19th to mid-20th centuries
Come on son. Why does this bother you anyway? They're all different races that have have a long history together dating back to the Bronze Age. Here have a cool fact on me:

>When bronze age kings wrote letters to each other they referred to each other as father and son. The more powerful king being called father. There were 4 kings that were allowed to refer to each other on equal terms and they were the Hittite king, the pharaoh of Egypt, the king of Assyria and the king of Mycenae. The last one was stripped of the right after he antagonised the Hittites too much

Why tf are you responding to ikishit?

Boredom. Mostly.

Africa is not med desu.

please stop posting

Holidays, dating an Italian

shitskin arab

hows the weather in italy ?

Give me Maltese gf

Hot as fug
The thing is I remember summers in Spain at over 40°C, now a bit over 30 and I feel like I'm melting and evaporating

Lucky bastard. There was an Italian exchange at my Uni who was a literal bronze skinned goddess. She went back to Italy and took my heart with her.

I'm dating an Italian (male) though.

>the thread derailling scum is a women/gay
Like clockwork.

i thought you were male yourself

roman empire was comfy but i hope you lads understand why we had to put it down

That doesn't bother me :^)

I am not even sure you know why the fuck you did it.

How did I derail it exactly?
I'm a Med posting from a Mediterranean country talking about dating a Med as it's the reason I'm here, go be butthurt somewhere else.

fuck Mediterraneans

Sorry they are reserved for Sicilian bulls

rude

>tfw don't look med
life is suffering

t.polentoni
Stop immigrating to spain, France, and Italy

t. wop

i'm from rome
polentoni are mixed with terroni anyway

>Polentoni are mixed with terroni
From immigration?
Yes

yes

Whats polentoni and terroni?

Not ride at all, fuck you moor nigger.
Thats you in top

polentoni are north italians
terroni are south italians
these words can be used like an insult

hello empirelets

Why though? What's wrong with each of them?

>The spiders have built their webs in the palace of Kaisers, an owl hoots on the towers of Afrasiab. -Mehmet the Conqueror
>Tell your Emperor that even his dreams may not reach where my might does! -Mehmet the Conqueror to a Byzantine Envoy before the siege

basically because it was rotten right into the core, it had to be replaced by a newer, stronger and younger empire

also mehmet saw himself as the rightful heir of asia;
>God has kept me as a friend of this city until this time. We have beaten the enemies of this city and taken their homes. The Macedonians, Moreans and Thessalians had taken this land. Despite many eras and years we have taken revenge from their descendants. -In the ruins of Troy

nice

polentoni = people who eat polenta (years ago only poor people ate polenta)
terroni = literally translated means farmers

this, he's not even remotely med to begin with

huh?

Mehmet looks comfy, when did ottobased become samdnigger shithole?

he's a cuban wetback btw

right around the annexation of the mamluke empire. the arab religious leaders were brought to constantinople for political reasons and from then on out the empire just went downwards

understandable

I am Iberian, going to Spain soon either way.

south american != iberian

how does it feel to have much lower GDP, HDI and IQ than Spain?

it feels good desu

We don't want you here filthy faceposter

Hello my fellow Greeks

French aren't med but Pannonian Celts

DNA confirm it

i bet it feels good for spaniards too to have such an inferior neighbor

are you spanish

>all those islamic flags in Mediterranean territory

idk maybe,try asking them

>portuniggers identifies them by religion

he probably is

howaitu piggu/barbarians/muh heritagers pls go

a whole damn tree

I'm from Melilla, and many of you have to chill the fuck down abshona, never before I've been tried to be mugged by a non-Morrocan or Algerian.

he's haitian

what about me? what am i?

you're my boy toy (krieg) :) .

yes

im not krieg

soussi?

Why is it always Portugal?

no

oh you're the other other moroccan
hi :)

hello, how are you ?

>live 200m away from the beach
>when summer comes parents isist that i must go to the beach at least once a week
>cant go with them because im 20 and would be too emarassing
>dont have friends either
>everyone is like "dude you are so white haha"

s-sure med life is great

?

>>cant go with them because im 20 and would be too emarassing

for going to the beach with your parents? that's pretty gay

take your phone with you and go sit in a cafe, when you go back home tell them you were at the beach

j-just great, you?
jorge? try getting into sports activities at the beach, that's how i made friends there
t. only child that went through what you're feeling at 18

bored

im a walking skeleton and everytime i have gone with them they find lots of acquaintance and they are like "oh, so this is your son.."
Also there are too many old high school classmates i dont want to see

Echate a nadar, así evitas el contacto con la gente y encima te mazas.

It's not just a sea either. It's the set of cultural, physical and behavioral traits that results from consuming a lot of olive oil. E.g. Egypt is not med. Lebanon is.

instead of siesta'ing go to the gym and start fucking all the highschool girls who bullied you you egg

I know that place, is that ceuta ?

Styles of /med/. Post what you're wearing today. Me with the powershirt and handmade leather shoes. Girls stop me in the streets to take pics with me.

Melilia

youtube.com/watch?v=oUnS4nS2gc4

you planning on fucking a ladyboy ?

oh, are protests common there ?

I just had Greek yoghurt (laban) with a healthy drizzle of olive oil for dinner.