Mediterranean thread. Olive oil edition.
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>med thread
>opened by australian
are you retarded
Australia is like 90% lebbo tbqh
I'm from a Med country but not Italy, guess which one
I just want to read comfy med posts ;_;
A North African one?
No
arabs and slavs are not Mediterraneans
Greek?
Mediterranean isn't a race, it's a sea.
Albania
No
No
Turkey?
Nope
Serious question here, what makes the mediterranean cuisine the only good cuisine that exists ?
Libya
No
spain
Si
What are you doing in Italy?
Climate
>used anthropologists in the late 19th to mid-20th centuries
Come on son. Why does this bother you anyway? They're all different races that have have a long history together dating back to the Bronze Age. Here have a cool fact on me:
>When bronze age kings wrote letters to each other they referred to each other as father and son. The more powerful king being called father. There were 4 kings that were allowed to refer to each other on equal terms and they were the Hittite king, the pharaoh of Egypt, the king of Assyria and the king of Mycenae. The last one was stripped of the right after he antagonised the Hittites too much
Why tf are you responding to ikishit?
Boredom. Mostly.
Africa is not med desu.
please stop posting
Holidays, dating an Italian
shitskin arab
hows the weather in italy ?
Give me Maltese gf
Hot as fug
The thing is I remember summers in Spain at over 40°C, now a bit over 30 and I feel like I'm melting and evaporating
Lucky bastard. There was an Italian exchange at my Uni who was a literal bronze skinned goddess. She went back to Italy and took my heart with her.
I'm dating an Italian (male) though.
>the thread derailling scum is a women/gay
Like clockwork.
i thought you were male yourself
roman empire was comfy but i hope you lads understand why we had to put it down
That doesn't bother me :^)
I am not even sure you know why the fuck you did it.
How did I derail it exactly?
I'm a Med posting from a Mediterranean country talking about dating a Med as it's the reason I'm here, go be butthurt somewhere else.
fuck Mediterraneans
Sorry they are reserved for Sicilian bulls
rude
>tfw don't look med
life is suffering
t.polentoni
Stop immigrating to spain, France, and Italy
t. wop
i'm from rome
polentoni are mixed with terroni anyway
>Polentoni are mixed with terroni
From immigration?
Yes
yes
Whats polentoni and terroni?
Not ride at all, fuck you moor nigger.
Thats you in top
polentoni are north italians
terroni are south italians
these words can be used like an insult
hello empirelets
Why though? What's wrong with each of them?
>The spiders have built their webs in the palace of Kaisers, an owl hoots on the towers of Afrasiab. -Mehmet the Conqueror
>Tell your Emperor that even his dreams may not reach where my might does! -Mehmet the Conqueror to a Byzantine Envoy before the siege
basically because it was rotten right into the core, it had to be replaced by a newer, stronger and younger empire
also mehmet saw himself as the rightful heir of asia;
>God has kept me as a friend of this city until this time. We have beaten the enemies of this city and taken their homes. The Macedonians, Moreans and Thessalians had taken this land. Despite many eras and years we have taken revenge from their descendants. -In the ruins of Troy
nice
polentoni = people who eat polenta (years ago only poor people ate polenta)
terroni = literally translated means farmers
this, he's not even remotely med to begin with
huh?
Mehmet looks comfy, when did ottobased become samdnigger shithole?
he's a cuban wetback btw
right around the annexation of the mamluke empire. the arab religious leaders were brought to constantinople for political reasons and from then on out the empire just went downwards
understandable
I am Iberian, going to Spain soon either way.
south american != iberian
how does it feel to have much lower GDP, HDI and IQ than Spain?
it feels good desu
We don't want you here filthy faceposter
Hello my fellow Greeks
French aren't med but Pannonian Celts
DNA confirm it
i bet it feels good for spaniards too to have such an inferior neighbor
are you spanish
>all those islamic flags in Mediterranean territory
idk maybe,try asking them
>portuniggers identifies them by religion
he probably is
howaitu piggu/barbarians/muh heritagers pls go
a whole damn tree
I'm from Melilla, and many of you have to chill the fuck down abshona, never before I've been tried to be mugged by a non-Morrocan or Algerian.
he's haitian
what about me? what am i?
you're my boy toy (krieg) :) .
yes
im not krieg
soussi?
Why is it always Portugal?
no
oh you're the other other moroccan
hi :)
hello, how are you ?
>live 200m away from the beach
>when summer comes parents isist that i must go to the beach at least once a week
>cant go with them because im 20 and would be too emarassing
>dont have friends either
>everyone is like "dude you are so white haha"
s-sure med life is great
?
>>cant go with them because im 20 and would be too emarassing
for going to the beach with your parents? that's pretty gay
take your phone with you and go sit in a cafe, when you go back home tell them you were at the beach
j-just great, you?
jorge? try getting into sports activities at the beach, that's how i made friends there
t. only child that went through what you're feeling at 18
bored
im a walking skeleton and everytime i have gone with them they find lots of acquaintance and they are like "oh, so this is your son.."
Also there are too many old high school classmates i dont want to see
Echate a nadar, así evitas el contacto con la gente y encima te mazas.
It's not just a sea either. It's the set of cultural, physical and behavioral traits that results from consuming a lot of olive oil. E.g. Egypt is not med. Lebanon is.
instead of siesta'ing go to the gym and start fucking all the highschool girls who bullied you you egg
I know that place, is that ceuta ?
Styles of /med/. Post what you're wearing today. Me with the powershirt and handmade leather shoes. Girls stop me in the streets to take pics with me.
you planning on fucking a ladyboy ?
oh, are protests common there ?
I just had Greek yoghurt (laban) with a healthy drizzle of olive oil for dinner.