/trans/ isn't as serious as you think it is, leave if you can't handle banter edition When you realize that if Xhaka passes to Lacazette and he scores, everyone will start saying "BOOM XhakaLaca" sub-edition
>Arsenal are adamant they will not sell forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, or midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23, in the transfer window. Both players are heading into the final year of their contracts. (Star)
Alternatively, the Gunners are willing to sell Chile international Sanchez to Manchester City but want £80m for the player. (Mirror)
>The Gunners have increased their offer for Monaco winger Thomas Lemar, 21, to £40m after having a £35m bid rejected. (L'Equipe - in French)
Manager Antonio Conte will return to Chelsea on Monday and immediately seek talks with the club after they failed to re-sign striker Romelu Lukaku from Everton. (Express)
>Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney, 31, has completed a medical before his anticipated return to boyhood club Everton. (Sky Sports)
Swedish striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, could be handed a new deal by Manchester United when he recovers from a knee injury. (Mirror)
>Tottenham say midfielder Eric Dier, 23, is not for sale at any price after the England international was linked with a £50m move to Manchester United. (Mail)
Red Devils boss Jose Mourinho has stepped up discussions over the signing of midfielder James Rodriguez, 25, from Real Madrid. The Spanish champions want £62m for the Colombia international. (Independent)
>Paris St-Germain have convinced full-back Dani Alves, 34, to reject Manchester City and join the Ligue 1 side on a free transfer after leaving Juventus. (Record)
Leicester have made an enquiry to sign Everton's 26-year-old midfielder James McCarthy. The Toffees rate the Republic of Ireland international at £25m. (Mail)
>Newcastle have been in talks to sign Middlesbrough winger Adama Traore, 21, who could cost up to £20m. (Chronicle)
Former Republic of Ireland international Robbie Keane, 37, is interested in a move to Championship side Birmingham. The striker is available on a free transfer after leaving MLS side LA Galaxy. (Sky Sports)
Alexander Anderson
>Inter Milan winger Ivan Perisic, who has been linked with a move to Manchester United, liked a post on Instagram by United midfielder Paul Pogba, who was shaking hands and dancing with Old Trafford-bound Romelu Lukaku.
Former Liverpool striker Robbie Fowler says United's move for Lukaku is a "last-minute deal" and he is "baffled" by the transfer. (Mirror)
>An Everton fan has uploaded a video on Twitter saying he "ended up partying" with the club's new signing Davy Klaassen.
Former England defender Sol Campbell is so frustrated by the refusal of clubs to give him a manager's job - or even an interview - that he is willing to "start at a non-league club" and work without a salary. (Observer)
Nicholas Gutierrez
Given how much Mou hates Shaw I'd say CBJ has a shot if he can make an impression during preseason.
Luke Moore
I want Keane to sign for Oxford. It'll be better than what we have right now. £80M for Sanchez to City would be bretty good. As for liking Instagram shit, I guess Mbappe is going to Arse cause he liked some of their players.
Connor Campbell
>boomxhakalaca
kill yourself right now
Bentley Watson
what is wrong with niggers?
Julian Moore
>poogba
Christian Adams
I think the tour squad is announced tomorrow, we'll have a good idea then which youth players Mou might give game time to this season.
Gavin Hall
Daily reminder every single Britflag poster is the exact same person. I can tell by the way a person types if they're the same person. Mong. Cunt. Samefag. Gimmick. There we go, proof!
How is Lukaku a 'last-minute deal'? Doesn't the transfer window end in like 2 months?
Jonathan Clark
Lid, as well
Lincoln Barnes
Liverpool start tapping up players months before the window even opens, so in a way. he is right
Grayson Collins
transfer window closes as soon as manure finish spooging all their money on memes
Jim White will be presenting Woodward the trophy for winning the Sky Summer Transfer window soon
Colton Gomez
Definitely nothing to worry about.
Juan Parker
Oh I forgot, if you get angry at anything (read; disagree or argue your point) you're the same person. Oh and if you type like I am typing now. You're the same person.
Does he mean 'big money' transfer is late? Or late for United?
See I'm starting to think people expect United to buy constantly over the months. Maybe they just expect Mouyes to do it.
Easton Evans
Probably banging ur mum too hard m8
Jordan Foster
Angry Brit detected! You said something MEAN.
>WHADDYA MEAN THEY FINISHED 6TH? I HAVE TO PLAY FOR THE GUY WHO SOLD ME? HOLY FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Isaac Torres
It's last minute because Mou wanted a striker in before the US tour which starts today.
Daniel Wright
Okay this thread is off and running, I'll post one final meme.
Is this team better than the 2008 Euros Team?
Henry Jenkins
rude
Joshua James
are you okay fella?
Daniel Sanchez
here is 2008
Kevin Green
Haha wanted Morata all along!
Julian Cruz
Does that irritate you, my porcine friend? Hmm, think I might use that in the future.
Jonathan Phillips
Here is 2004 for ref.
Bentley Ward
Might as well do 2012.
Alexander Peterson
Wish there was a football equivalent of Paul Joseph Watson on YouTube, but he goes in on ABUs rather than SJWs.
Grayson Wright
Why were the English on Senna's dick after this tournament? He was just a Spanish Makelele. It wasn't so amazing what he was doing.
Brayden Morris
Oh fuck it and 2016.
Which is the best?
Matthew Gomez
2000 > 2012 > 2016 > 2008 = 2004
Michael Hill
what a suckass tournament that ended up being
Cooper Robinson
>half of them are still playing >Zagorakis, the player of the tounry is now an MEP
Blake Sanders
>no icicles >two whales
Landon Nguyen
>And WHAT a surprise that the MAIN STREAM MEDIA has decided to continue it's UTTERLY RIDICULOUS ABU narrative! We sure didn't see THAT coming, guys!
Hudson Edwards
Think that's that then. Though I've said it many times. Apparently these are Klopp's "New Toys". New?
Brayden Sanchez
lel can't not read it in his voice
Mason Collins
>13 threads now stop posting so fast
Isaiah Sanders
Lukaku is elite and he will prove it after United wins the ucl next seasono
Zachary Russell
>massive black lad arrested by american police
i think we should just be grateful that he's still live and well
also is a noise complaint an arrestable offence in america?
Asher Williams
Most of the posts are the dutch guy posting girls, that brit guy posting the anime futa girl, a french guy getting angry at brit posters for some reason and never talking bout football, accusations of gimmicking and people getting upset over insults not even aimed at them on fucking Sup Forums.
nothing of any real worth.
I doubt it but I don't see him doing too badly. Imagine a wombo-combo of Fellani + Lukaku in the dying mins of the second half. Just hoof it to them. Add Ibra for extra memeage.
He got a misdemeanour citation (do it again and we'll fine you/arrest you) after 5 complaints. So yes and no. If it didn't get quieter they'd have done something.
Henry Allen
>Ferguson's philosophy of a one man club core gone >Squad filled with mercs each costing close to £100m
The absolute state of Manchester United.
Oliver Cook
Maybe some nostalgia is involved, but the 2000 team looks stacked as fuck. Also helps that a non-meme team won and random winning team players didn't have to be included.
Brandon Phillips
Are you the same person but with Sup Forums fucking up over flags? But yeah, I say 2000 is the best as well. None of those players were bad. If any I'd go with Toldo being iffy, wasn't Khan, Seaman, Van de Sar and Barthiez around then?
Logan Martinez
Normally this post would've persuaded me to give up. However, I must read the threads in order to get a good idea on what new memes /trans/ creates. I'm making a best of summer /trans/, or something like that.
Lincoln Gonzalez
we mou now
keep crying bitch nigga
Camden Carter
>supporting a cokehead
wew lad.
William Cruz
>he doesn't enjoy a cheeky bit of charlie poof
Evan Lewis
>"BOOM Xhakalaca" Holy fucking cringe lord
Levi Long
>he's a degenerate drug user mong
>mfw waiting for angry guy to autistically screech
John Flores
im crying through the tears of laughter
wtf i love mouyes now
Jordan Stewart
>degenerate drug user
Dominic Ramirez
back to /brit/
Jaxson Ortiz
>also is a noise complaint an arrestable offence in america?
Parker Gray
Toldo deserved it. He was called on more than VDSar and Barthez and did a great job. Both Germany and England were crap. The first EC I saw live and still the best one. Up there with WC1998 and WC2014 as the best tournaments I've watched.
Landon Parker
bye mate
>guy goes to trouble of making a cool steampunk cosplay >gets turned into a meme poor bloke
I guess but Buffon was, what, 23 at the time? As for Germany and England being shit, only one of those is surprising. Khan was a great GK though. Funnily enough Germany has the most depth in quality re GK's. Only England, imo, comes close. Hart (HaHAH), Pickford, Butland, Forster and Woodman (or is it Woodward? I forget). Also in my last FM save, Germany has two 190PA youth GK's around. I managed to sign a 200PA dutch one though. 15 year old. 5 years he should be world class.
Brody Taylor
>BOOM XhakaLaca kpopfag.exe
Gabriel James
Fuck off and stay there
Adrian White
Fergie should have realised that no dictatorship is the same after a regime change
Adam Sullivan
>letting your kid unsupervised with a Sunderland forward
Cooper Richardson
chelsea need to buy bakayoko rudiger sandro balde belotti and sanchez
Jackson Thomas
>Sanchez wants to leave to compete in the CL and play under his favourite manager He isn't gonna join a cunt who is awful in knock out competitions
Isaiah Garcia
chuckle if you will but my dad works for Nintendo and I have some inside information on United's next move. Another surprise is on in the coming days
Brandon Campbell
>Bale on the right
i'll bite. your dad is a mong
Adam Stewart
daily reminder there is a specific lexicon and text pattern people on /trans/ intentionally follow to be as meme as possible and to fit in better (desu). If you were to talk to everyone here on Facebook or something we'd all sound completely different
Nicholas Gutierrez
Teams that compete in the Euros: >Europe
Teams that compete in the World Cup: >Europe and South America
Lincoln Peterson
>Britflag poster is the exact same person >Says the the mong cunt britfag as he looks for a new gimmick and samefags by replying to himself
Spastic.
>Being this new
You're worse than the original retard. I can literally smell the reddit on you.
Owen Parker
Why do I keep replying to myself
Brody Lewis
wait wayne rooney is going back to everton. how many times do you of a good player go back to their boyhood club?
Juan Hughes
not him but this meme of people going 'hur dur ur dat guy' is fucking stupid. i dunno where this meme of 'if you say mong you are one guy' is or why people are so fucking upset people are the way they are.
nobody should take anything on here seriously.
What about Asia? And by Asia I mean the literal definition, which is everything from Turkey to the Pacific. And don't say they don't do well because Japan is pretty good desu. South Korea memed their way quite far iirc.
>South Korea refballed their way quite far iirc. FTFY
Kayden Reed
Sshhhh! What other Asian teams are good? It's just Japan isn't it? If we use the contentintal definition like I was, rather than Sup Forums definition, then I guess Egypt are OK. Turkey is OK. Isn't Iran or Iraq doing quite well in their qualification groups?
Kevin Fisher
based AgentP
Julian Cox
Egypt is in Africa. Did you just do a 'Sup Forums definition'?
Aiden Hill
trans: Lux, Enzo Perez--->River Driussi--->Zenit Gonzalo Rodriguez--->San Lorenzo Cecchini--->Inter->Genoa Axel Werner--->Atl. Madrid Poblete--->Metz Broun--->Ludogorets Foyth--->Tottenham Stefanelli--->AIK Rodrigo Rey--->PAOK Dening--->Yeni Malatysport Menosse--->Granada Acuña--->Sporting Lisboa?
Joseph Hughes
Fuck I meant Saudi Arabia. It's late lad. Plus I remembered reading stupid shit in the past how this article writer said Algeria was a Middle Eastern team. Fucking what. He means Muslim.
Jack Nguyen
W-we'll n-never s-spend big! >M-mouyes is a g-great manager! >H-he doesn't b-buy success!
Everton must be HOWLING. I know nothing about betting but I'd like to see the odds on Lacazzete outscoring Lukaku in the league.
Hunter Carter
Reminder Lukaku is the 'Batman v Superman' of footy transfers i.e. the plebs hate what they dont understand whilst us footy patricians think its a good move
William Rodriguez
Oh I get it, the last 50 minutes of Batman v Superman is utter trash, so you're implying that Lukaku is shit in the final third of the pitch. Very clever.
John Williams
>not liking the death of Superman or even the parallels with Excalibur
Liam Green
It's complete wank. Like watching someone play through an overlong boss fight in a dull video game.
Gavin Ross
Fowler on Lukaku >It’s a strange one for me, especially as this deal looks suspiciously like it is a last minute deal. >last minute deal >early July What was meant by this?
Benjamin Lee
Fowler is back on the cocaine
Evan Baker
>Only won 3 trophies in his 16 year career >Won during a period Louis 'club killer' Van Gaal was in charge of the only competition >Lower win percentage than Moyes at United Reminder Klopp will never win silverware at Liverpool
Joshua Gomez
>When you realize that if Xhaka passes to Lacazette and he scores, everyone will start saying "BOOM XhakaLaca"
reddit needs to leave
Joshua Reed
It's not
Xavier James
>Murray using the power of positive thinking
Brayden Ross
is murray the most astoundingly boring sports person in the world lads? puts you to sleep in interviews, monotone voice, most unremarkable and average looks even with his bedhair haircut, plus very uninteresting style of tennis
Nathaniel Campbell
who /ministronecupasoup/ here?
Jaxon Nelson
there is literally nothing wrong with buying success in the PLs current state
Mason Lee
>Lacazzete outscoring Lukaku >1st year in the PL vs. several years of PL experience Yeah, you should stay away from betting
Chase Jackson
>experience scoring in PL >implying it's not as easy as the chances presented to you
Hey lads, is this good football tactics? Basically my team plays hoofball to my star striker who has managed to average just about a hat trick a match. How do I get my defense to play better though? My last match we were up 5-1 and nearly pulled an arsenal by giving that lead up and won it 5-4. Is there something I can set this to to have my defense give up less goals or should I leave it as is? Ill post the formation in a minute
Cooper Walker
>Hey lads, is this good football tactics? Basically my team plays hoofball Yes
John Bailey
Formation I used to play a traditional 4-3-3 attacking with 3 strikers but I found the one striker formation worked better for me.
Also I got a league (south I think?) team to the championship and competing for promotion to the premier league. I'm probably doing something right but I wanna know if it can be better
Christopher Lopez
No, legit from here. Can't remember if someone deserved it more than Toldo. Italy's defence was impressive anyways and any goalkeeper behind them would be in the running for best in the tournament.