Da fuck should I do now?

Da fuck should I do now?

Take ass pics and post them.

Shit son, from the thumbnail I thought you had shot someone and had them lying on the couch.

You're gonna need a large bowl of boiled eggs.

Steal that shirt

>cook her a bowl of eggs
>rape her
pick one

JUST DO IT

Nothing, roasties carry STDs so keep your hands to yourself unless you want to catch aids.

Tell her she's a fucking disgusting pleb for putting her fucking feet on the fucking seat and that you'll call the train conductor and report her.

fart on her head

buy a pack of condoms to prevent STDs

fire up angry birds on your phone post best score.

Knock her out and rape her.

OP here. When Im gonna be 100% sure she is sleeping I will try to smell her ass

See if she has a dick

post her feet

...

dont do it she has horrible fashion sense

Boil some eggs.

Take off her socks, post her feet please

that's your sister?

this please

go sleep on your bed as she sleeps on the couch

Hey, I doubt it!

[spoiler] it smells like shit [/spoiler]