"Where are we going?"

>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>aerial shot of New York
>gangster rap starts playing

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>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>aerial shot of fatty on one of those fatty mobiles because he's too fat to walk
>mc donalds jingle starts playing

>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>shot of the white house
>star spangled banner starts playing
>Donald Trump onscreen

>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>gets shot

Name 10 Kinos where this happened you fucking retards. Leave and your racist frog with u.

>"Where are we going?"
>"France"
>aerial shot of Eiffe Tower
>French accordions start playing

>racist frog

>"Where are we going?"
>"Finland"
>aerial shot of some city
>no music
>shot of depressed and soulles looking people walking in the streets

>talent show
>black contestant
>"its a yes from me"
>"and a yes from me"
>"You have 3 yes' see you in hollywood!"
>this plays
youtube.com/watch?v=-C_3eYj-pOM

>famous landmark
>typing onscreen: [LANDMARK'S COUNTRY LOCATION]
Wew thanks director I would never have figured that one out otherwise

>Paris, France

>"Where are we going?"
>"Australia"
>aerial shot of abos huffing petrol
>digeredoos start playing

what's your problem dude? how can you tell they're from /pol? americans are fat is global meme, same with trump

>"Where are we going?"
>"UK"
>aerial shot of London
>allahu ackbar starts playing

>"Where are we going?"
>"OP's house"
>aerial shot of his mom getting blacked
>"It ain't me" starts playing

>Where are we going?
>Europe
>cuts to Somalia

>"he's french"
>dude starts obsessively chanting "OHN HUHN HUHN" for some reason

>"where are we going?"
>"Germany"
>gets raped and murdered

>where are we going?
>Mexico
>Lowrider starts playing

but why would it cut to somalia if they're going to europe???

>shot of eiffel tower
>PARIS, FRANCE
>1800 HOURS

>where are we going?
>Ukraine
>Russian National Anthem starts playing

heh, too slow.

What anime is this?

>"where are we going?"
>"Canada"
>Banji starts playing

Reddit is invading us. Beware and stay vigilant

>"Brazil"
>le jesus statue

>Where are we going?
>OUTER SPACE
>Final Countdown plays with an overhead shot of a space shuttle taking off

Every fucking time

>Where are we going
>Canada
>Moon Man starts playing

>Please Mr Kennedy starts playing

...

>Where are we going
>Canada
>I am a Cuck by Tim Heidecker starts playing

>New York
>Gangsta rap
Triggered

>"Where are we going?"
>"It's not a question of where...but when!"
>cut to crowded street in Victorian London
>not a single PoC in sight
sick of this shit lads

>where are we going?
>Canada
>U.S. national anthem starts playing
>No one says anything and no one cares

>"Where are we going?"
>"Australia"
>rest of the movie is played upside down

HOURLY

>Where are we going?
>London
>LONDON CALLING FROM THE FARAWAY TOWN, THIS SONG IS ABOUT LONDON BEING NUKED BUT IT'S STILL IN YOUR TEEN ROMCOM SOMEHOW

>"where are we going?"
>"Germany"
>Muslim prayer call starts playing

>They travel to the deep south circa 1800.
>Not a single non-white slave owner.
When will Hollywood fix this stunning lack of diversity?

wow, we're really a creative bunch today, aren't we?

creative? no. Realists? yes.

>"Where are we going?"
>"Sup Forums"
>'where are we going' thread pops up
>every fucking time m8

That's actually pretty accurate..

>"Where are we going?"
>"To the future"
>Shots of nonwhites hanging from trees, cuts to a black man being gunned down by a squad of white men
>"Woops wrong future"
>Cuts to a news announcement
>"And we are proud to announce that the last white person on earth has finally been found and executed"
>"That's more like it"

>"Where are we going?"
>"Sup Forums"
>turns out it was cheaper to film in Sup Forums

>where are we going?
>"a dimension of pure chaos, pure evil"
>Liberate Tuteme Ex Inferis starts playing

every fuckin time

Why so triggered reddit?

>white woman dances with black man
>jungle boogie starts playing

>where are we going?
>"Sup Forums"
>interracial porn threads started by poo in loo aussie starts playing

>Victorian London
>green-faced lesbian alien walks around in public and nobody flips out

>"Where are we going?"
>"France"
>aerial shot of Calais
>Call to Prayer starts playing

calais has been disbanded actually
and it was mostly niggers
marseille is the sandnigger central

>cop has to go undercover to infiltrate a drugs ring
>cut to footage of "inner city youths" playing basketball while the song "So you wanna be a gangster" plays

>inner city youths
What did he mean by this?

In New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There's nothing you can't do
Now you're in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you
Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York

meme off bro, u n I

>Where are we going?
>Character smirks
>Helicopter shot of beachside
>CALIFORNIA KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

Is this the most pure kino scene in the history of the visual arts?

>Where are we going?
>Mexico
>Orange filter intensifies

something even better my friend

youtube.com/watch?v=jaaJyAjvajo

t. Ahmed

Kek

>Where are we going?
>The breeding grounds
>Nubian jungle rhythm starts drumming

>Where are we going?
>New York City
>Establishing shot of Empire States Building, Statue of Liberty and Times Square
>New York City, New York in big letters covering half the screen

>She's not an alien
>And people see her how they want to see average people, not what she really is

was this actually in a movie? Do Americans literally get out of bed, brush their teeth, put on their clothes, eat breakfast, wait until payday, receive a check in the mail, cash in their check, stop to get some gasoline, go to the movie theater, wait in line, pay 9.75 plus tip, and pick a seat in the theater all to watch this?

Sad!

I have no idea what you're referencing but just imaging that made me laugh

you forgot to say "bring a partner because of no singles policy"

you forgot the most important part

>get shot

ay rick ehmaskusommin
*scratches back of head*
yathink it like it wus beeforrr?
*stares at horizon*
WHOS GUNNA PROTEC CURRRLLLL???
*looks around suggestively*
WHO GUNNA PROTEC DEES FOLK REEK??!

>London, England

>Amsterdam, Holland

>"where are you going?"
>"New York City!"
>shots of the city from street level, panning up to show how tall all the buildings are
>character repeats famous new york city movie line, like "IM WALKING HERE!"

this will be a fucking motion picture in a year from now

NO WAY

some terrorist would attack the theater

this ones better

Wasn't there an episode set in medieval England where they had blacks roaming around?

>flick takes place in LA/SF
>not a single shitskin in sight
if only it were true

>"Where are we going?"
>"FRANCE"
>youtu.be/2DWftBXZ-6c

>"Where are we going?"
>"To the 00's"
youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

>movie takes place in LA or Miami
>"it's freezing outside today"

Criminally underrated mate

Here's a (You)

>holland gets mentioned
>amsterdam
>Dude weed LMAO!

kek

>"Where are we going?"
>"Sup Forums"
>screen shot of reddit
>upvote if you found it funny

>"Where are we going?"
>"Sup Forums."
>502 bad gateway error

>"Where are we going?'
>"Los Angeles"
>aerial shot of niggers shooting each other

>"Where are we going?"
>"(Name of some shitty South American country here)"
>shot behind airplane landing
>salsa music starts playing

I really fucking hate nyc

can't dodge what you can't see

OH SAY CAN YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, BY THE VIRGIN'S NECKBEARD SHART! WHAT SO SHARTY SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART!

>"Where are we going?"
>"France"
>aerial shot of white flags waving

>"Where are we going?"
>"Sup Forums"
>cuts to shot of hospital of autistic children

>Where are we going?
>To Vietnam
>Aerial shot of napalmed jungle on a helicopter
>'It Ain't Me' starts playing

when has that ever happened?

>Roadtrip
>LIFE IS A HIGHWAYYY

>"Where are we going?"
>"To the 1960s"
>aerial shot of neighborhood
>"House of the Rising Sun starts playing"

>man slaps woman's ass
>woman grabs his arm and twists it behind his back
>"do that again and I'll break it off!"
>"ouch, ok, ok, ok chill! I was jus playin"

Do you guys EVEN fucking remember the days before you could tell you were quoted?

I don't even think they had (you) back in the day.

Them was some Dark Ages for show