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Silmarillion edition.

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anime

doing one HECK of a poo

Anime

aw thanks mate that's very kind of you x

Any kernow man in

relevant

>I did 2 degrees simultaneously at oxford and cambridge

>Alan is such a nonce that strangers think he's actually bought a baby to molest
HOWLING

> OI, fancy a shag?

Your reply?

The Englishman is a rabid nationalist. They are perhaps the most nationalist people in the world...you sometimes want them almost to lose (the war) to show them how things are. They have the greatest contempt for the Continent...To lose their empire would be the worst possible humiliation.

me on the right

ah i meant for you thank you x

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listening to both simon and garfunkel

hate anime
hate marcus hausen
love ribena
love corbyn

a lot of them moved here

Can feel my narcissism growing back. Feels very good.

....de li mortacci tua

tolkien is wank

we're the closest 1st world country so naturally the wealthy chinks migrate here as soon as possible

Fort so
Good luck with the application duckling

can't imagine what someone might think if they saw my porn history

how can i get a gf like miriam

saved

McSheed

Good minimalist gimmick. Made me chuckle, at the exclusive golf club in which I presently find myself in with the gf.

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got my dick sucked by a man this morning

now it smells weird

best edition

cute

l'ebressa di porco

any devon man in

is enn zee full of chinese as well

they aren't GF's if you pay them

off to strathclyde uni in september to do a phd lads

any tips?

13 fucking tabs open

yes

>oh fuck off
>you can not be a muslim and dislike dogs you know

weed

was at plymouth the other day
sutton harbour is actually an alright place

you have to pay for all gfs via dates and gifts

fucking fuming that my laptop didn't arrive today

Can I put it up your arse?

Which one did you get?

go on then, tell us

fucking fuming that my xbox is still in denmark

fucking fumigating my laptop

simply not true

I have a gf and I havn't spent any more money on her than she has on me

chihuahua

Only in cities
Loads of indians everywhere, refreshing change from sheeds

actually just read an essay on tom bombadil the other day
cas.unt.edu/~hargrove/tombomb.html

yer

She literally drove me here and paid the entrance fee. Perhaps I will pay beers later to retain my masculinity but it's really not what you think here.

tom bombadil is god

is it about how peter jackson did nothing wrong leaving him out of the films?

rare gf

London
New York
Amsterdam

i remember you

Thinkpad T420

Why do rorkes always have this kind

it was written before the films were made so no

will definitely be giving this one a read cheers mate
*goes back to texting my gf*

p l y m o u t h
l
6

i have a lakeland terrier actually
t. rorke

>he thinks you have to spend money on dates and gifts to get a gf

Let me tell you how I know you're a Virgin

they don't

any no gf man in?

the game had bombadil in it
AND HIS BOOTS ARE YELLOW

coglione
codardo
pusillanime
frocio
succhiacazzi
degenere
cretino
culattone
ricchione
meschino
vigliacco
rottoinculo
cornuto
filibustiere
ignavo
fifone
tonto
voltagabbane
testa di cazzo
miserabile
sfigato
perdente
miserabile
inetto
cretino
marrano
megera
troia
puttana
oca giuliva
ruffiano

Once did a theoretical physics degree at MIT, completed it in a week

up there with "you need your own place"

I know we like to call thailad a nonce

But alan literally travels the country grooming barely legal milkmaids and airheads with his couscous money and calls all his escorts gfs which is frankly fucking weird

Tutto me stesso

GABAGOOL?

OVA HERE

yeah lad

what else are you going to do? you don't have beaches over there, practically everything else costs money.

good post

and plymouth man in?

yes, it is weird I agree

he is a sad little man

vaffanculo dio cane

you just KNOW

>oh fuck off
>you can not be a muslim and dislike dogs you know

bop bop americano

weed?

A mama Miami y u no like a de Bolognese saucea?

Provolone

this is her boyfriend

the island nation of great britain definitely has beaches

Keep pushing, there's a real chance we can completely stop Brexit from even happening.

We need to keep the pressure on from every direction.

The Brexiters are frightened.

hmmmmmmmm

who else /fucked their entire life up by the ripe age of 20/ here?

new tesla is weird

>20
doubt it

yeah m8 meet me outside capn jaspers in 20 minutes

And thereupon the middle door of the Black Gate was thrown open with a great clang, and out of it there came an embassy from the Dark Tower.

At its head there rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous, and its face was a frightful mask, more like a skull than a living head, and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dur he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: 'I am the Mouth of Sauron.'

this is her previous bf

me!

what do I win?

a bald manlet?

WTF

me outside walking on the motorway