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>tfw you're not bernard

Whose actress would you see in porn \W/?
For me:
>Clementine
>Maeve
>Elsie (even though we didn't see her naked)
>mulatto director (might have been a body double though)
>lesbo guest

Also I want them all fucked by Hector.

So glad they added that song to the soundtrack.

>not realizing the rebellion was part of fords new narrative.

post SNEK

How long are you going to keep this up you disgusting wastes of space?

so was doritos really killing all those people at the end or was it a ruse?

I want lesbo guest to sit on my face

>snek lady
>dykeslinger

Look guys im really confused. There are several glairing plotholes that even someone as pleb as me sees them. Would someone mind explaining?

1. Why did Meave get off the train??? She was free!!!

2. Of all the names in existance why is it revealed that black har is called william when we alteady have a character called Will? Confusing for the sake of confusing.

3. Speaking of Will WHAT THE F HAPOENED TO HIM??? He just disapears halfway thru the episode like wtf hes tge flippin main character!! Shit show.

4. They go through all the trouble of cgi ing cannibal lector down for the flashbacks yet leave Bernard looking the same??? Like hello 35 years ages you somewhat. Lazy, inconsistant or low budget mutch???

5. Dolores keeps changing clothes every other scene like fail right? Youd have thought theyd pick this up in editing.

And finaly where the F is wyatt?? Dude sounds like a bad ass!

I dont think ill wstch s2 theres been too manh fails and inconsistansies like the ones listed above. Cant wait for game of thrones season 8 tho join me in /got/ lads xD

Are you kidding me? It was pretty much confirmed 3 episodes ago. And they just kept endlessly repeating it to their dumb audience like they did with all their shitty twists.

No. This show has major problems (like the retarded Maeve arc), but the major problem with this show is its total inability to be subtle.

I don't think I'm not that contrarian in saying that the finale was shit. I watched it with my girlfriend and she was laughing at how horrible it was too. How they kept repeating stuff we already knew 5 episodes ago like it was some big plottwist AND THEN LITERALLY REPEATING IT AGAIN. And all the stupid "gurl power" shit. And too-cool-for-the-room Maeve leaving the guy at the door. And Samurai World. It was so horrendous. I can't even put into words how awful it was.

I think it's time to shut this general down.

Meave was not free, every move she made was in her code, progression of character for will.

snek best part of series.

>imagine if the whole meeve storyline was snek's, I could buy in the techs being intimidated by snek.

2/10

>my feet hurt
>stupid hosts think they're human
>there's Sizemore
>I don't like Sizemore
>my son is dead
>I think Elsie might be a dyke
>limit emotional affect
>I told Teddy to freeze all motor functions
>he actually did it the absolute madman
>I wish I was at my apartment getting that white milf pussy

> its total inability to be subtle.
if this was a streamed show you would not be complaining, as most of the stuff is figured out in the week between episodes. Also if they did a twist without hinting at it people like you would be bitching about that it was a twist for twist sake.

If you watch very closely in the very last scene before the credits she shoots a woman in the back with a nice CG blood spurt as it pans to her face with an evil grin.

>robots are fucking commando effective
>human operators act like 90's video game NPCs
Poetry.

Also I love Hectors little gun wiggle at the end.

Did we ever find out how ford was controlling everything without issuing verbal commands?

No. Especially in the restaurant scene with Theresa he seemed to do little more than wiggle his finger.

>Dolores means sorrows/pain
>In Spanish, where the name originated and is more prevalent, it is short for La Virgen María de los Dolores, "Virgin Mary of Sorrows", and is often shortened to the more colloquial forms Lola, Lolita or Loli.
>Character named Dolores cried in every episode

BRAVO NOLAN

(glass squeaks)

>Maeve didn't make it to the park's threshold and self-destruct
>Have to wait two years for a season that's guaranteed to have at least one shit plotline
At least now if Maeve saves her daughter they can explode together.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm pretty sure the point of the scene where the guy is putting the bones into a skeleton is that he got rid of the explosive

>Hectors little gun wiggle at the end.
Well I would be the same way if suddenly I had say, 2140 guns in my hands with all sorts of neat features.

So you are going to post this in every thread?

Why did he call her a black male? Did he know that she used to be Charlie?

>They say that great beasts once roamed this world, as big as mountains

where were you when shrink rays were finally confirmed?

Fuck, you're right.
And now I'm free. I don't have anything to look forward to in this show anymore.

why would they even keep a non-exploding c6 vertebrae around

like wouldn't all of them have a bomb in since all hosts have the bomb

>tfw ford says what if i just take all my toys and leave when threatened
>gathers up a majority of the shareholders to kill them

Did MiB stop liking Dolores because he found out he was actually gay?

Ha - ha! Nice post user!

>Terrified, but also erect

This. It brings up the question of whether or not they have Star Trek style replicators to easily make things like a random non-explosive C5 vertebrae.

More like he realized he wasn't gay

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Thought of Deus Ex immediately during this part for some reason.

"It belongs to us" -imperfect being that shuts down when not regulated properly that also doesn't know how to manufacture more of it's kind so there is no way of producing more meaning that one confrontation with any military would destroy them.

I really hope Old Bill somehow plays a role in Season 2. Like maybe Ford or Arnold or someone left a message in his buggy antiquated software or something and that's why Ford always came to speak with him.

Michael Wincott is really a great character actor and I hope they can utilize him. Seems like a waste otherwise.

What/who would you do if you were dropped into Westerosworld?

> Eh mister Harris, I'm glad to finally meet you, I'm a big fan. ! Now we finished filming season 1, I'm really looking for doing season 2. I wonder what my role will be but I'm sure to be on it, my character didn't die ! His name is William.
> ... William ?

Imagine being used to one of these and suddenly waking up in the Star Trek universe.

I bet all those special forces (masters in gorilla warfare, it seems) are all decommissioned hosts.

when was that used?

you know what

lttile fingers brothel without a fucking doubt, but kings landing is also a very shitty city

During the part in the webm's I believe.

essos because fuck westeros

will need to watch it again it appears.

I dont understand why this guy wouldn't immediately report everything to QA, especially after he got his fucking throat sliced open.

>tfwnogf

did she survived?

The old west is a boring and overused senario
If you where building a theme park like that what superior theme would you go for? I think I woul like the eraly 20's better

> Find some mercenaries
> Beat them to submission
> Go to highgarden
> Find a castle, kill all the men, loot everything, rape every female between 12 to 25, burn the castle.
> Move on to another castle.
> Repeat.

I'm pretty sure that was the end credits music in one of the episodes. Not sure which but maybe the one where Bernard kills Teresa.

(you)

but who was wyatt?

>shall we drink to the lady with the wyatt shoes
BRAVO

so basically a khalasar but in westeros

But I'm talking seriously

the show is called Westworld, they cannot just make it to other themes, it'll be weird.

We already know they have Shogun world

if I were able to manufacture living tissue it would absolutely be a fantasy king arthur type world with real dragons

Well, what else do you want from life ?

wyatt was uploaded into delores to give her the motivation to murder everyone as well as give her the tragic backstory she needed to become self aware.

yeah

ford could literally make anime real and yet all he does is dumb cowboy shit

smdh

Renacentist Europe if i could go for anything

Old west makes a whole lot more sense, since the show is in the US, you can actualy pick a genuine old est place and just make the towns and people.

I assumed they were as they never properly attempted to kill the protag hosts.

No, Felix killed her

wait why the fuck would fucking hannibal programme nigger-whore to kill their employees?

You mean Bernard?

They knew too much.

No, Felix Leiter

No. Felix. He's the vilain.

>implying Logan is still on the horse after 30 years and no security picked him up

gg nolan

WHY THE FUCK WOULD SECURITY USE REAL GUNS TO TAKE DOWN HOSTS!??!! DID THEY NOT TAKE GETTING DISARMED AND HAVING WEAPONS USED AGAINST THEM INTO ACCOUNT?!?!?!?!?
F

FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT

Stop asking perfectly logical questions

He's become a local legend. The hosts think it's a centaur when they see him.

all part of fords master plan

he has been planning this ruse for 35 years

>people actually enjoy this garbage that according to nolan was heavily inspired by videogames like skyrim, red dead redemption, and bioshock
degenerates

>WHY THE FUCK WOULD SECURITY USE REAL GUNS
The security was meant to fight HUMAN intruders, not an unrealistic robot uprising

Jimmy Neutron on the left?

How else are you going to stop a berserk host. But yeah it's the future, at least have some biometric lock on the guns.

nice post

yeah, it couldnt be inspired by the 70s blockbuster hit by the same name and philosophy. Fucking video games

SHE ACTUALLY DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN

you're trying to say a facility that deals with a theme park that handles a bunch of weapons that are harmless to humans don't have a protocol to handle rogue hosts and use those same weapons?

you really think that a company as big as them wouldn't have a protocol for a robot uprising?

so do westworld and jurassic park exist in the same universe? I wouldn't be surprised if they were owned by the same holding companies

Because wokenigga would learn and kill him for realz next time

>she sees your python
What do you do?

It's the same universe as The Pest.

>12 to 25
Normal fag

You mean Samurais World

I think you mean weebworld

>yfw lady with the wyatt shoes is dolores
>yfw old bill knew all along about bernarnorldford plan

Guards aren't human. Were you even watching the show or just jerking off to that operator meme?

>so do westworld and jurassic park exist in the same universe?
yeah, dolores mention beast big as mountains

The "S" stands for Slope World.

but what is the fucking point of this storyline? There isnt a single human in it
assuming felix and all the other turds are hosts too