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Sheev edition

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so you dreamt of london

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Obsessed

anime

business idea: ban abortion after 12 weeks

im tired

hello nigger

might sack Anne Marie Morris

sheev has molymeme's eyes

once shagged the vilest bint I've ever laid my eyes on but I closed my eyes and thought of england

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whoops lol x

Can't imagine being a hippo

Imagine having the power, the grace.. Everything that comes with actually being a hippo

People fear you, lions fear you, crocodiles fear you

You just chill in the river with your mates all day and graze at night

Fuck it sounds decent

/brit/ is the pathway to many memes some consider to be unnatural

undiagnosed mental illness virgin

anyone who votes other than commieslags needs to wind their fucking neck in

thom yorke is a good lad for defending the proud nation of israel and telling the paki lovers to fuck off

you are a guy of sizeable size

wow yeah great analogy, there are so many different reasons why people murder eachother, meanwhile the cause of gender dysphoria is pretty well established, it's a neurological issue. unironically heem yourself stupid greasy pastanigger

alans sound
gayposters are the worst

>Can't imagine being a hippo

>Imagine having the power, the grace.. Everything that comes with actually being a hippo

>People fear you, lions fear you, crocodiles fear you

>You just chill in the river with your mates all day and graze at night

>Fuck it sounds decent

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could heem the FUCK out of anybody in this thread

Time for my 3:17am shart

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bet people will just vote alan because he's in the thread

leftypol have done much more damage with the constant retarded corbyn spamming and generally shitting up threads

other (benderposting)

Which political ideologies fit these roles:

>Jedi Knight
>Jedi Master
>Smuggler
>Rebel
>Star pilot
>Wookiee
>Droid
>Clone Trooper
>Stormtrooper
>Sith Lord

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Is Anime allowed?

>alans sound
>gayposters are the worst

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sith lord is rad-cen

>don't racemix because your children will be ug-

woah...

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benderposting is sound

Dad thinks corbyn is centre left and tories are extreme right

That whole pic is a big fat fallacy, and just because it was Sartre who said it doesn't make it any less retarded.

People only insult you like that when you are making a retarded argument. When people feel they are wrong they will always try to debate you out of insecurity, exactly like you try to do with everyone. You are not interested in forming your opinions, you're not interested in learning, you're only interested in converting others to whatever shit you believe in, because that is the only way a lazy shit like you can feel good about himself without actually making the effort of going deeper into things. As posting a fucking highlighted screencap of a writer you 100% read nothing of clearly shows.

IV vos

how come alan gets to shag 14 year olds and doesn't get nicked?

he fake tits nurse gf literally works seven days a week, with like two days off every month. She is a legit alcoholic too. Drinks as soon as she finishes work. She's already on 10 beers and half a bottle of wine as we speak. She's super hot too. Married to an american banker whom she occasionally leaves in the middle of the night to show me his angry "sarcastic" texts. Never feel as much of a chad as when I'm with her tbqh. And I get free std tests too from her hospital.

Jaded Marxists are Jedi Masters

Could I pass as a local in London ?

youre wrong mate
often when i make a big mistake while arguing with someone i just stop replying and pretend to have disappeared cause i know i wont be able to recover ahahaha

t. shitty poster

excellent post

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the cause is gender dysphoria, don't move goalposts. Cause for trans is gender dysphoria, cause for murders is violence. You can't cure these things, you can only sanction them.

yeah

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I don't. I am very strict about checking the age of consent of my partners before engaging in sexual intercourse with them. You are spreading very vulgar stereotypes about thailand and south east asia in general, mister.

don't care, post miriam or fuck off

samefag

Could pass as a local in my bedroom hun x

dumb niggers

FINALLY i found this poster that i like

where's thailad
tired of this namefag poseur desu

have a rotisserie chicken, pepperoni pizza, spicy lentil stew, Genoa salami and brown bread but fasting so not gonna touch it

hate being fat

Froccio

*tsk tsks you while wagging finger pretentiously*

Jedi: Christian traditionalists
Smugglers: AnCaps
Rebels: Libertarians
Wookiee: Greens
Droids: Commies
Clones: Normies and Liberals
Stormtroopers: Stormfags
Sith Lords: Neoreactionaries/ Technofuturists/ Accelerationists

Work in 5 hours
Staying up all night lol

no and no

FOY

Business idea: make it illegal to have Lou Gehrigs Disease

The cause for Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis is increased signal in the posterior part of the internal capsule which can be tracked to the motor cortex.

You cant cure these things, you can only sanction them.

>Muslim radio station in the UK shut down after playing 25 hours of Al Quida speeches

hahahaa fucking STATE of this country

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is /brit/ really a bent general?

Seriously could I pass as a local in the UK lads?

Gender dysphoria is a neurological issue, do you seriously think that's not possible to (eventually) solve? The cause of murders is not a neurological issue, so it cannot be easily solved. How fucking thick are you?

listening to proket
i'm a ket pro

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*does a come hither motion with my finger while it's up your bum*

>Jedi Knight
Liberals
>Jedi Master
High Tories
>Smuggler
Anarcho-Capitalists
>Rebel
Social democrats
>Star pilot
Radical centrists
>Wookiee
Primitivist traditionalists
>Droid
Technocrats
>Clone Trooper
Socialists
>Stormtrooper
Fascists
>Sith Lord
National-anarchists

in london yes

rest of the UK no

know that exact feelio kiwifriend

my shift is only 6 hours instead of 8 though so it's not all bad

in London sure. anyone could.

I'd even take being a hippo for a day

It must be so comfy you just chill in a bog for hours on end people visit you think you're special

But there's a healthy respect people won't invade your space or take the piss out of you, people know to give hippos their space

I think the only downside is the occasional scrap with other hippos but I'm sure there are passive hippos who don't fight all the time

Grazing would be comfy as well, eating various plants as much as you like because no one is watching a hippos weight infact more weight is probably more of an advantage

>Hispanic radio station shut down after 25 hours of despacito speeches
The fucking STATE of this country

are lads

*tickles your gooch with a fish oil tablet*

josie? sort yourself out

Is she a lezzer or is this normal? I never leave the house so I don't know

>do you seriously think that's not possible to (eventually) solve?
yes. Can you solve low intelligence, can you solve homosexuality? Those are all neurological issues, but you cannot solve them unless you give people a new brain.

>The cause of murders is not a neurological issue, so it cannot be easily solved
It is, some people are more prone to violence than others, and they are so neurologically

>How fucking thick are you?
Nigga you're just a degenerate grasping at straws to try and defend your perversiosn with "it's not muh fault". Just like a violent person can choose not to kill, you have a choice to not be a freakshow

Fair enough. Would I get laid? And I mean by non-obese slags? Shagged plenty of brit girls in Paris. But my italian friend who lived in london said he barely didn't pull any locals. Only brazilians and the likes.

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>ywn live a degenerate lifestyle in 1920s Berlin

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yeh i see lesbians doing that all the time

HATE police because they carry guns instead of tasers
HATE guns, only police should carry them

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can't believe it's been 8 years since he went to prison

Hate algrrians and North Africans in general

>trannies are normal

So CUTE

if you have loads of money, you can get laid wherever. but loads of money in london is not loads of money in thailand. on your looks alone? absolutely not in a million years, you are pig ugly m8

they did assault all those girls in cologne after all

normal

Why is technocracy seen as a kind of retarded thing
it's not like "put math autists in every position of power", it's "put people with the right qualifications in power where they can use their expertise"

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>math
FOY