SUPER RUGBY ROUND 17
>Fri 14 July
19:35 Highlanders v Reds, Dunedin
21:45 Rebels vs Jaguares, Melbourne
>Sat 15 July
5:00 Kings vs Cheetahs, Port Liz
15:05 Sunwolves vs Blues, Tokyo
17:15 Chiefs vs Brumbies, Hamilton
19:35 Hurricanes vs Poosaders, Wellington
21:45 Force vs Waratahs, Perth
>Sun 16 July
3:15 Sharks vs Lions, Durban
5:30 Bulls vs Stormers, Pretoria
*all times RWCT*
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Gentle reminder I could heem everyone here
landers
B L U E S
>poozillian pooshitzu
KEK
Nice meme
Reminder that if gentlepeen met a kiwi irl he'd be unable to make eye contact.
He's going to cower under the table in tokyo when I walk in to the meet up
Reminder not to shit up another thread.
Mitre10: who's your team lads?
>not learning BJJ
enjoy getting heemed
Forgot this.
goatago/tasman
Looks like Blues are getting shafted by the fucked conf system again
Based of Plenty
Force have 5 times as many wins as the Rebels but will still probably get kicked out
Round 18, I beg your pardon.
Kings have won 5 of the last 7, and have beaten the Bulls, Sharks and Jaguares.
>get kicked out
>cheetos
RIP
Captain Kirk's about to fuck Wonder Woman lads.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
How many Kiwi lasses were hospitalised last night?
Haha yeah good one mate.
*pisses on you*
I heard the vibrations from the beatings cause Crushedcurch to fall apart again
>taking your wife to hospital
haha good one mate
Haha salt amirite? Have an upboat from me.
thanks lad
But I think we're all seething a little bit after the draw and that ref
but the ref was correct mate :)
Are French refs the reason rugby is dying up north?
I wouldn't find rugby enjoyable if all I got was that shit all season long
It's dying in club level despite all the money
It's dying at national level cause of the shit coach and his tactics/playing style
Maybe on that call but the frog refs have atrocious
I'd still be seething over a draw if the refs were decent
Loins. Going to be yet another fun season.
Might make a booking at the French Cafe so I can yell at the staff
might finally be going back to the gym tomorrow lads
yipeeeeee
that's strange i'm joining a new gym tomorrow as well
are you me?
starting back at same gym, just been out for months because of an injury lad
keen to get back into it?
Somebody spot me
When seething saffa spots you, you're getting your ass beaten son.
Feel sorry for the Aussies and Saffers who are going to have to bear the brunt of Kiwi frustration in TRC. They will know what it's like to be a Kiwi wife, poor fuckers :(
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I wouldn't trust him to spot me. His little arms cant comprehend the tin I'm throwing around
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watch out m8 hes coming to get you after hes done with your mum
Well played
thanks
Yes, I have a group of mates now to motivate and spot me, which have always been my biggest hurdles
Aotearoan wives need to be saved. Where's UN Security Council to approve an international mission to intervene against NZ on domestic violence?
ye good lad, you'll be right
It's not about motivation mate, it's about discipline.
Manawatu/Northland/Tasman
c-cheers l-lad
well now I have people to shame me if i flunk out
My biggest problem is food though, I've no idea of what to eat. I know the general foods to eat but it's recipes and preparation i'm shit at
Scotland
Why do Kiwis always express things as being like 'kissing your sister'?
What kind of cultural norms and shared experiences do they have in the antipodes...
My girlfriend
calls
me...
"Darling" "regularly"
...but
then again she
doesn't
Kinda humourous, I matched with Jonathan Joseph's ex gf on bumble lel
instagram.com
Hasn't messaged me tho so she'll probably expire
Rubbish taste huebro. I suggest you change teams
What the fuck is this?
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what was it
2005 - Ryan Jones (probably)
2009 - Jamie Roberts
2013 - Leigh Halfpenny
2017 - Jonathan Davies
Noticing a trend here lads
>5th in the 6 nations
Notice a trend here lads
they are all male
That's an anomaly not a rend
white males
fuck itoju
Why doesn't Davies play like that for Wales.
Edinburgh.
are
booty hole
kiwis are up.
Hurricanes play this weekend boys.
Wanna liberate right one tbqhwy Joao
I had a kiwi on the same airplane as me one time. Does that make me a kiwi too?
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Ban the haka.
Or at least let the opposing team do drills to keep warm. This is test rugby, inches and seconds matter. New Zealenders are utter precious faggots for pretending that its just muh culture. Its to gain an unfair advantage by having a team stand cold to suffer your shit jungle monkey jig.
Get fucked you miserable cunts.
based dane
>Denmark
>not having a haka equivalent in your culture
The only reason a country would have a Baka equivalent is because colonisation failed.
business idea:
all blacks are only allowed to play 14 men from now on
Analysis of the haka and the All Blacks performance in the first 20mins has shown the the haka is actually detrimental to the All Blacks. They make more mistakes from being over hyped from having adrenaline coursing through their veins meaning they they need a period to calm down and settle in the first 20 mins of the game. Banning the haka would increase their performance and do more good than harm to the All Blacks game.
There is no legal requirement for teams to line up and face the haka and Aussie has done what you are talking about before iirc. What you will find is outside the Rugby Championship teams they want the experience of facing off against the haka.
Analyse this
*shakes dick in ur face*
Fiji qualified to WC as Oceania 1. Group D with Australia, Wales, Georgia, Fiji and Americas 2 (Uruguay or Canada).
t. Asks pasty white kiwis over and over again to do a haka when he meets one in a pub
O B S E S S E D
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To add NZ is not the only country to do a haka equivalent but it is only ever the haka that people talk about banning. I see no positives from doing the haka and it would be banned if it wasn't a selling point for NZRU and IRB.
never ever reply to me again unless you've won a lions tour within the last 10 years
I haven't even been posting and you are still worried about me.
Don't worry.
Your time will come soon, boy
Don't reply to me every again unless your national side has made it to the semi finals for the RWC in the last 3 years
>every
Man I managed to fuck that up didn't I
It's alright lads we know kiwis are illiterate
>It's alright lads, we know kiwis are illiterate.
>expecting people to put effort into spelling and grammar on a Northern Australian Cork hat enthusiast forum
Yeah true lad true
Reminder that immigration is good for europe
I migrated my dick in to your mum's arse.
gas all scarlets fans
'no.'
france were fined for confronting the haka desu
They crossed the halfway or 10m line or something line didn't they. The All Blacks use to advance during the haka and got fined as well and had to stop.
I was thinking more about a couple of Aussie way back when that went and did warm up drills rather than face the haka.
Actually they faced the haka, then did drills after it for about a minute while the all blacks were standing there waiting to kick off. I think they got told off for time wasting.
Oh, and needless to say the kiwi media was absolutely fucking seething about it.
it happened in part because it was against nz and caused offence because they didnt just stand there and take it.
92nd for Hurricanes
>Malakai Fekitoa is almost certainly out of the picture after apparently signing with Toulon in France
another shit player getting shipped to the french gulag lads
Australian schoolboys champions final:
ACT 30 - QLD II 16
Australian schoolboys third place playoff:
QLD I 29 - NSW I 24
Number of players in Australian schoolboy team:
NSW: 11
QLD: 6
ACT: 2
WA: 1
Fuck New South Wales.
Which one should be the next Prime Minister of New Zealand?
Samuel
rugby
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