Living in Poland / Czech Republic

Sup /int.

So, for the next half year I will be living in Cieszyn - Poland.
Im from western Europe and I believe our culture is very different from Eastern Europe ( Poland and Czech Republic in particular as the town is half Polish half Czech).

Im looking for any information (specifically for Cieszyn and Český Těšín) on:

> Typical Food
> Nice places to visit
> Overall Price of more common stuff (food, coffe, beer, renting an apartment and going out at night)
> How is the night life over there ?
> Women: how approachable are they ? Do they like latino dudes ? Is it common to use dating apps over there ?
> General Tips and tricks to get by the first days after arriving.
This is the first time I post here so im sorry if im making any mistake.

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Why are you gonna live there?

we're building the wall and portugal is going to pay for it

erasmus

If its a wall between poland and portugal then its going to be a big ass wall.
We are too poor to afford it

Nice, I havent really been to Cieszyn but I know someone who studied there or just visited
I heard that alcohol is cheaper in the Czech Republic than in poland if that helps

Also the genral rule with alcohol:
Spirits/Vodka: Poland
Beer: Czech

Im probably going to trigger someone with that tho

Thats actually a good tip I forgot to ask about.
In portugal we can smoke weed without any problems but in Poland it is a serious offense... I'll need to substitute the weed with (provably) alchool...

you can simply cross the border and smoke in czechia, it's decriminalized there

Spirits can get you fucked up if thats what you are looking for
Czech beer tends to be really strong too, something stupid like 12% or 14%

Oh... I didn't knew that, guess I know now where to go if I want to find any dealer and decent weed.

Im very resistant to alchool, the more % it has the better for me, getting fucked up is really hard without spending a shit ton of cash

glad to help, cant really tell you about night life or girls though, lets hope some normie user stops by to guide you

>Czech beer tends to be really strong too, something stupid like 12% or 14%
you can't be more wrong, czech beer is rather light (around 4-4.5% on average), compared to polish beer (6% on average)
>Im very resistant to alchool, the more % it has the better for me, getting fucked up is really hard without spending a shit ton of cash
vodka is obviously the best if you just want to get drunk quickly, beer is a bit more economical but requires longer time and more volume to consume
mostly it comes down to preference

Thank you for your help, any reply is good.

I do hope some user refeers Polish women... been single for three years and I would love to know if they will find me "exotic" over there haha.

Portuguese beer is also around 6% or more, i can drink a six pack and it doesnt do anything to me... ill go check on vodka and absinth and maybe make some mixes

>I believe our culture is very different from Eastern Europe
>t. Slavtugal
Of courshshshsh my Portugueshshshsh friend, the shshshshimilarities between our nayshshshons are indeed very limited.
>Cieszyn
enjoy the beer
>erasmus
enjoy the sluts

>Spirits/Vodka: Poland
>Beer: Czech
What did you mean by this?

yeah i do realize we are the western Russia.

> Erasmus enjoy the sluts
I hope so, im gonna hit the gym in august and september before going there to increase the odds

>Poland and Czech Republic
>Eastern Europe
Don't say that irl or sooner or later you'll trigger someone.
Calling Poles and Czechs 'Eastern Europe' is like calling Portuguese and Spanish 'Moor ex-colony'
It's an outdated and inaccurate term, and nobody likes to be reminded of being USSR's Cold War cuckpuppet state.

This. Also, don't buy alcohol from Viets, it's cheaper, but you will feel like shit after drinking it. Night life in Cieszyn is rather shitty, but there is direct connection to Ostrava (Stodolní) and Katowice (Mariacka)

Didn't knew that... that's how we usually call any country beyond germany.
Its not intended to trigger anyone, its just to make it easier to locate, just like saying portugal is in western europe.

Ill try to visit Katowice sometimes, the travel time is +/- 1 hour right ?

Yep, but clubs and girls is better in Ostrava.

Thanks for the advice user, Ostrava seems to be even closer to Cieszyn than Katowice.

Ill surely give it a shot

How "easy to fuck" are the girls there ?
Im interested in just hookups, couldn't care less about relationships.

If you are not ugly af and will not sperg out, it's easy (at least in Czech).

girls are the same everywhere
don't be ugly, don't be creepy, don't be a sperg and you'll be fine
although as far as Stodolní goes, make sure the girl is genuinely interested in you and not just expecting to get paid afterwards (my own bitter experience)

manlet moor virgin thirsty for girls

my favorite type

I don't think im a sperglord so I should be fine.
Cant say anything about being ugly thou, my self esteem sucks

who isn't thirsty for girls ? are you asexual ?
Not a virgin, not a manlet and i have no idea wtf moor means

>moors were exepelled and were enemies of the portuguese and spaniards you dumb gypsoid

So you're stupid as well. Kek.

Good luck with 2 months of gainz alphonso de 170 cm.

Visit Katowice and Sosnowiec.

>goes abroad
>ooga booga where da white wyminn at

i know like 15 people who are exactly like you, funnily enough they have least succes with women, who wouldve thought

selfhate is integral to Portugese culture, you calling me gypsy is funny since nobody here could tell South European from Gypsy apart

No woman will fuck you because you are foreign this is not the 90s, you are not special.
You will get women if you are good looking.

Will do user

No need to be mad.
What's wrong about wishing for some foreign pussy ? I mean i bang chicks here i just want some diversity, no need to be so defensive of women you will never get to fuck.

Typical "muh dick" nigger thinking. A moortugal indeed.

you are dumb as bricks, no different from nigger

Im not mad im just saying. Also women are taller than southern european women, so dont be a manlet.
Also avoid gypsy women, they will just take your phone and walet

We have gypsys here aswell, i fucking hate them and know how to deal with them.

Is that all you can say ? You don't seem much smarter than I am then...

>selfhate is integral to Portugese culture, you calling me gypsy is funny since nobody here could tell South European from Gypsy apart

you are a bite delusional.
if any native portuguese person shows selfhate then he must be crazy, cause few nations in the world had the glory Portugal reached. what about Slovakia? lmao it's even laughable.
but ok mate,i give you the bike.
btw "southern europeans" don't look the same.

of you wanna see how we look, try this

portuguesephenotype.blogspot.com/

Most eastern europeans think we all look brown and eat shit.
I don't really care about what they think, in the end when I show up there I can say im from whatever place I choose and they will believe me because Im not even slightly "brown".

Anyway, I don't want this to be a racial war thread, i just want some tips to live a good life over there.

>its just to make it easier to locate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographical_midpoint_of_Europe
The "Eastern and Western Europe" division was never based on geography

It's easier to locate for us at least, i don't really care if its accurate or not.
Not gonna change an expression to what is "politically correct" just because you don't like it, not my fault, that's how we identify THE EASTERN SIDE of europe.

czechia > poland
if you want to have a good time then go to ostrava or olomouc instead of katowice or krakow
but it's just my opinion

Im gonna give it a shot user.
I believe you since you are Polish and still you are "defending" Czechia, most people i've talked to says the same.

google eastern europe.
See if your country doesn't show up over there

>going to another country for "muh dicc"
Portugal really is a nigger country after all

Im going to another country in the Erasmus project to finish my academic life.
What's the problem in trying to be happy while im there ?

>MUH DICK WHERE DEM SLAVIC WOMEN AT

fuck, Moortugal confirmed

>AWHHHH SHIIIIT NIGGA WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT THEY NEED DIS BIG MOORISH CAWK MY NIGGAS

for shame

You must be rich as fuck user.
Not many greeks can buy a computer nowadays.

Im kinda happy to realise most foreign countries are a bunch of pussies, you guys seem mad to see someone that actually wants to fuck women instead of being cucked.

you are still not getting it, you are lost cause

Im not getting why is so many people mad about me asking about girls?
I mean, you seem so defensive about "your" women.
I just wanted to know good hookup places, don't really care if they are slavic or not.
I still don't see the problem about wanting to fuck women.

I asked about prices, food and places to visit aswell but no one seems to care about that

just fuck off we have enough niggers in Poland as it is

Im Greek, not my women, and the fact you need everything to be laid out to you like to literal retard hints that you just might be one

Then one more isnt going to make a difference.

At any rate, im still interested about prices and food in both countries.
Anyone care to share some info ?

>oga boga where da slavic wimminz at
with niggers you manlet

>MUHFUGGA IM STARVIN YOOOO WHERE DE CHICKEN N WATAMELON AT

>nigger asks where he can fuck white women
>gets mad that people tell him to fuck off
not your tribe nigger

>Poles
>white

let's not get too carried way

>Greeks
>white
true, let's not

some greeks are pale, most greeks are more dark looking, we are very diverse

>burning LGBT flags
>Islamic pigs, we will cut your heads off

yeah, Poland isn't white

>islam and lgbt
>good
Dear God if you exist i want to thank you for not being born in the west

>if you exist
>if
that's heresy, user

white people are tolerant
and friendly
polish pummel you with potato

Well easterns seem a bunch of sad racist fucks, yet again this is Sup Forums so...
Also, im not black, im white as fuck

>white people are tolerant
>and friendly
and that tolerance got them peacful trucks and happy bombings
uga buga where da slavic wimmen at?
Don't fucking lie, the only reason you chose eastern europe is becasue you hope for some easy pussy you nigger

portugeese are niggers, Spanish are white

yes we are, yesterday facho-ns

youtube.com/watch?v=utA-BrRWPSw

today somalis

tomorrow, aliens
next week trannies
we are unbeatble

>[YouTube] Portugal, White patriotism
kek

white people are nice
Polish subhuman

>do they like latino dudes?
>i am white
those two things contradict eachother paco

All the choices were eastern europe.
I chose finnland but they were full so i had to go to poland, im only going to that kuwrva shithole because i had no choice

>AW SHIEEET NIGGAH FINLAND'S FULL DAWG WHERE AM I GETTING MAH PUSSY NOW
>SHIEEEET POLAND LOOKIN GOOD DEM SNOWBUNNIES GOT SOME NICE TITS

>hello what are tips on finnish girls? how to approach them? do they like latino dudes?
>you racist finns i am white
>uga buga where da finnish wimmien at

>SHIET NIGGA I WANTED SUM OF DAT BLONDE FINN PUSS BUT THOSE NIGGAS ARE FULL SHIETTTTT I WANT TO FUG SOME SNOW BUNNIES WITH MUH BBC U KNO WAT I MEAN?
>SHIT WHAT IS POLAND? DO THOSE CRACKERS HAVE SNOW BUNNIES?

>polish education

Latins of europe (spaniards,italians, portuguese, french,romanins) that speak a language that came from the latin (romans), are white europeans. If polish are, i dont know, they look.

topkek this thread made me laugh hard

OP dont get too triggered, its just bants

then you could not go at all you dick thinking nigger, you literaly want to go aborad not to study or meet people but just to get easy white pussy

>WE WUZ LATINS N SHIT NIGGA
>WE SUCK THE WOLFIE TITTIES NIGGA
>YEAH NIGGA WE CROSSED THE RUBICON NIGGA
>FOUGHT OFF PYRRHUS AND HANNIBAL NIGGA

>its just bants
it's not, guy wants to go aborad only to becasue "muh slavic wymiynz"

>that brown skin is just a tan i promise!
>niggers think they're the same as romanians
Lmao

you sound like a nigger

Yeah i know im feeding the trolls, im waiting for actual answers and bumping the thread.
Im not triggered user

greczyn ty chuju

>hai there could you help me :3?
>you just want to fuck women
>fucking shithole i didn't want to go there in the first place
nigger confirmed

say's a polish, a polish, what'sgonna be next? a no man's land, or do i mean an everybody land? cucked by asians, germans, russians, no culture or glory, basically a no one in world history. lmao
you should ask permission to even speak with us.

>Im not triggered user

it's not bants

>Im not triggered user

ooooooooooooooooooooga boooooooooooooooooooooga were da wite wimminz at

*chimps out in portuguese, a.k.a. brazilo-angolan*

krauts literally never won a war against us without russia's help lmao and we are the only ones to conquer Moscow

meanwhile moortugal is a niggerland

>AW SHIT DAWWG THAT NO NIGGA LAND
>NO BLING OR SWAG LAND NIGGAS

>go to Portugal
>drop cotton
>they instinctively pick it up
?

>moors got their ass kicked in iberia, polish brains can't compite it.
>portugal enslaved half of the world, polish brains can't computed

btw slavery was bad. but it is history man, if we had follow some polish to chain, it would be them

WE WUZ MOOR REMOVERS AND SHIET NIGGA

MUH DICK HARD WHERE DEM MOTHAFUCKIN SLAV WOMEN AT?! UGH UGH BIX NOOD

AWWW SHIEEET WE WUZ KANGINSTADORS NIGGA

Just confirming that Portugal is better than Poland if there ever was any doubt.

I think you mean ''compute'' you nigger. I don't expect someone with a name Daquan to know basic english though.

my fucking sides