So, for the next half year I will be living in Cieszyn - Poland. Im from western Europe and I believe our culture is very different from Eastern Europe ( Poland and Czech Republic in particular as the town is half Polish half Czech).
Im looking for any information (specifically for Cieszyn and Český Těšín) on:
> Typical Food > Nice places to visit > Overall Price of more common stuff (food, coffe, beer, renting an apartment and going out at night) > How is the night life over there ? > Women: how approachable are they ? Do they like latino dudes ? Is it common to use dating apps over there ? > General Tips and tricks to get by the first days after arriving. This is the first time I post here so im sorry if im making any mistake.
we're building the wall and portugal is going to pay for it
Blake Myers
erasmus
Gabriel Martin
If its a wall between poland and portugal then its going to be a big ass wall. We are too poor to afford it
Jayden Watson
Nice, I havent really been to Cieszyn but I know someone who studied there or just visited I heard that alcohol is cheaper in the Czech Republic than in poland if that helps
Also the genral rule with alcohol: Spirits/Vodka: Poland Beer: Czech
Im probably going to trigger someone with that tho
Jason Bailey
Thats actually a good tip I forgot to ask about. In portugal we can smoke weed without any problems but in Poland it is a serious offense... I'll need to substitute the weed with (provably) alchool...
Dylan Ward
you can simply cross the border and smoke in czechia, it's decriminalized there
Jordan Young
Spirits can get you fucked up if thats what you are looking for Czech beer tends to be really strong too, something stupid like 12% or 14%
David Ortiz
Oh... I didn't knew that, guess I know now where to go if I want to find any dealer and decent weed.
Im very resistant to alchool, the more % it has the better for me, getting fucked up is really hard without spending a shit ton of cash
Grayson Williams
glad to help, cant really tell you about night life or girls though, lets hope some normie user stops by to guide you
Nathaniel Myers
>Czech beer tends to be really strong too, something stupid like 12% or 14% you can't be more wrong, czech beer is rather light (around 4-4.5% on average), compared to polish beer (6% on average) >Im very resistant to alchool, the more % it has the better for me, getting fucked up is really hard without spending a shit ton of cash vodka is obviously the best if you just want to get drunk quickly, beer is a bit more economical but requires longer time and more volume to consume mostly it comes down to preference
Robert Jones
Thank you for your help, any reply is good.
I do hope some user refeers Polish women... been single for three years and I would love to know if they will find me "exotic" over there haha.
Portuguese beer is also around 6% or more, i can drink a six pack and it doesnt do anything to me... ill go check on vodka and absinth and maybe make some mixes
Xavier Garcia
>I believe our culture is very different from Eastern Europe >t. Slavtugal Of courshshshsh my Portugueshshshsh friend, the shshshshimilarities between our nayshshshons are indeed very limited. >Cieszyn enjoy the beer >erasmus enjoy the sluts
Ian Jones
>Spirits/Vodka: Poland >Beer: Czech What did you mean by this?
Dominic Butler
yeah i do realize we are the western Russia.
> Erasmus enjoy the sluts I hope so, im gonna hit the gym in august and september before going there to increase the odds
Grayson Torres
>Poland and Czech Republic >Eastern Europe Don't say that irl or sooner or later you'll trigger someone. Calling Poles and Czechs 'Eastern Europe' is like calling Portuguese and Spanish 'Moor ex-colony' It's an outdated and inaccurate term, and nobody likes to be reminded of being USSR's Cold War cuckpuppet state.
Jonathan James
This. Also, don't buy alcohol from Viets, it's cheaper, but you will feel like shit after drinking it. Night life in Cieszyn is rather shitty, but there is direct connection to Ostrava (Stodolní) and Katowice (Mariacka)
Christian Hall
Didn't knew that... that's how we usually call any country beyond germany. Its not intended to trigger anyone, its just to make it easier to locate, just like saying portugal is in western europe.
Ill try to visit Katowice sometimes, the travel time is +/- 1 hour right ?
Jeremiah Campbell
Yep, but clubs and girls is better in Ostrava.
Luke Lewis
Thanks for the advice user, Ostrava seems to be even closer to Cieszyn than Katowice.
Ill surely give it a shot
Tyler Hall
How "easy to fuck" are the girls there ? Im interested in just hookups, couldn't care less about relationships.
David Barnes
If you are not ugly af and will not sperg out, it's easy (at least in Czech).
Isaac Gomez
girls are the same everywhere don't be ugly, don't be creepy, don't be a sperg and you'll be fine although as far as Stodolní goes, make sure the girl is genuinely interested in you and not just expecting to get paid afterwards (my own bitter experience)
Blake Gray
manlet moor virgin thirsty for girls
my favorite type
Henry Hill
I don't think im a sperglord so I should be fine. Cant say anything about being ugly thou, my self esteem sucks
Adrian Nguyen
who isn't thirsty for girls ? are you asexual ? Not a virgin, not a manlet and i have no idea wtf moor means
Gabriel Thompson
>moors were exepelled and were enemies of the portuguese and spaniards you dumb gypsoid
Anthony Clark
So you're stupid as well. Kek.
Good luck with 2 months of gainz alphonso de 170 cm.
Christopher Roberts
Visit Katowice and Sosnowiec.
Caleb Peterson
>goes abroad >ooga booga where da white wyminn at
i know like 15 people who are exactly like you, funnily enough they have least succes with women, who wouldve thought
selfhate is integral to Portugese culture, you calling me gypsy is funny since nobody here could tell South European from Gypsy apart
Luis Diaz
No woman will fuck you because you are foreign this is not the 90s, you are not special. You will get women if you are good looking.
Dylan Young
Will do user
No need to be mad. What's wrong about wishing for some foreign pussy ? I mean i bang chicks here i just want some diversity, no need to be so defensive of women you will never get to fuck.
Nicholas King
Typical "muh dick" nigger thinking. A moortugal indeed.
Jordan Nguyen
you are dumb as bricks, no different from nigger
Jaxon Walker
Im not mad im just saying. Also women are taller than southern european women, so dont be a manlet. Also avoid gypsy women, they will just take your phone and walet
Camden Sanchez
We have gypsys here aswell, i fucking hate them and know how to deal with them.
Is that all you can say ? You don't seem much smarter than I am then...
Lincoln Russell
>selfhate is integral to Portugese culture, you calling me gypsy is funny since nobody here could tell South European from Gypsy apart
you are a bite delusional. if any native portuguese person shows selfhate then he must be crazy, cause few nations in the world had the glory Portugal reached. what about Slovakia? lmao it's even laughable. but ok mate,i give you the bike. btw "southern europeans" don't look the same.
of you wanna see how we look, try this
portuguesephenotype.blogspot.com/
Nathaniel Flores
Most eastern europeans think we all look brown and eat shit. I don't really care about what they think, in the end when I show up there I can say im from whatever place I choose and they will believe me because Im not even slightly "brown".
Anyway, I don't want this to be a racial war thread, i just want some tips to live a good life over there.
It's easier to locate for us at least, i don't really care if its accurate or not. Not gonna change an expression to what is "politically correct" just because you don't like it, not my fault, that's how we identify THE EASTERN SIDE of europe.
Owen James
czechia > poland if you want to have a good time then go to ostrava or olomouc instead of katowice or krakow but it's just my opinion
Connor Bailey
Im gonna give it a shot user. I believe you since you are Polish and still you are "defending" Czechia, most people i've talked to says the same.
Parker Myers
google eastern europe. See if your country doesn't show up over there
Leo Long
>going to another country for "muh dicc" Portugal really is a nigger country after all
Jackson Gutierrez
Im going to another country in the Erasmus project to finish my academic life. What's the problem in trying to be happy while im there ?
Jeremiah Anderson
>MUH DICK WHERE DEM SLAVIC WOMEN AT
fuck, Moortugal confirmed
Robert Sanchez
>AWHHHH SHIIIIT NIGGA WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT THEY NEED DIS BIG MOORISH CAWK MY NIGGAS
for shame
Hudson Taylor
You must be rich as fuck user. Not many greeks can buy a computer nowadays.
Im kinda happy to realise most foreign countries are a bunch of pussies, you guys seem mad to see someone that actually wants to fuck women instead of being cucked.
Christopher Gomez
you are still not getting it, you are lost cause
Jacob Davis
Im not getting why is so many people mad about me asking about girls? I mean, you seem so defensive about "your" women. I just wanted to know good hookup places, don't really care if they are slavic or not. I still don't see the problem about wanting to fuck women.
I asked about prices, food and places to visit aswell but no one seems to care about that
Christopher Collins
just fuck off we have enough niggers in Poland as it is
Joshua Jones
Im Greek, not my women, and the fact you need everything to be laid out to you like to literal retard hints that you just might be one
Ryan Campbell
Then one more isnt going to make a difference.
Gavin Allen
At any rate, im still interested about prices and food in both countries. Anyone care to share some info ?
Mason Parker
>oga boga where da slavic wimminz at with niggers you manlet
Colton Hernandez
>MUHFUGGA IM STARVIN YOOOO WHERE DE CHICKEN N WATAMELON AT
Jayden Cox
>nigger asks where he can fuck white women >gets mad that people tell him to fuck off not your tribe nigger
James Brooks
>Poles >white
let's not get too carried way
Evan Reed
>Greeks >white true, let's not
Hunter Ross
some greeks are pale, most greeks are more dark looking, we are very diverse
Brandon Reed
>burning LGBT flags >Islamic pigs, we will cut your heads off
yeah, Poland isn't white
Matthew Johnson
>islam and lgbt >good Dear God if you exist i want to thank you for not being born in the west
Joseph Brooks
>if you exist >if that's heresy, user
Ian Reed
white people are tolerant and friendly polish pummel you with potato
Jordan Lee
Well easterns seem a bunch of sad racist fucks, yet again this is Sup Forums so... Also, im not black, im white as fuck
Josiah Garcia
>white people are tolerant >and friendly and that tolerance got them peacful trucks and happy bombings uga buga where da slavic wimmen at? Don't fucking lie, the only reason you chose eastern europe is becasue you hope for some easy pussy you nigger
tomorrow, aliens next week trannies we are unbeatble
David Richardson
>[YouTube] Portugal, White patriotism kek
Lucas White
white people are nice Polish subhuman
Alexander Sanchez
>do they like latino dudes? >i am white those two things contradict eachother paco
Caleb Parker
All the choices were eastern europe. I chose finnland but they were full so i had to go to poland, im only going to that kuwrva shithole because i had no choice
Xavier James
>AW SHIEEET NIGGAH FINLAND'S FULL DAWG WHERE AM I GETTING MAH PUSSY NOW >SHIEEEET POLAND LOOKIN GOOD DEM SNOWBUNNIES GOT SOME NICE TITS
Michael Diaz
>hello what are tips on finnish girls? how to approach them? do they like latino dudes? >you racist finns i am white >uga buga where da finnish wimmien at
Justin Thompson
>SHIET NIGGA I WANTED SUM OF DAT BLONDE FINN PUSS BUT THOSE NIGGAS ARE FULL SHIETTTTT I WANT TO FUG SOME SNOW BUNNIES WITH MUH BBC U KNO WAT I MEAN? >SHIT WHAT IS POLAND? DO THOSE CRACKERS HAVE SNOW BUNNIES?
Oliver Taylor
>polish education
Latins of europe (spaniards,italians, portuguese, french,romanins) that speak a language that came from the latin (romans), are white europeans. If polish are, i dont know, they look.
Kevin Scott
topkek this thread made me laugh hard
OP dont get too triggered, its just bants
Jackson Barnes
then you could not go at all you dick thinking nigger, you literaly want to go aborad not to study or meet people but just to get easy white pussy
Camden Green
>WE WUZ LATINS N SHIT NIGGA >WE SUCK THE WOLFIE TITTIES NIGGA >YEAH NIGGA WE CROSSED THE RUBICON NIGGA >FOUGHT OFF PYRRHUS AND HANNIBAL NIGGA
James Gutierrez
>its just bants it's not, guy wants to go aborad only to becasue "muh slavic wymiynz"
Kayden Hughes
>that brown skin is just a tan i promise! >niggers think they're the same as romanians Lmao
Leo Evans
you sound like a nigger
Jonathan Cook
Yeah i know im feeding the trolls, im waiting for actual answers and bumping the thread. Im not triggered user
Lucas Martinez
greczyn ty chuju
Ryan Bailey
>hai there could you help me :3? >you just want to fuck women >fucking shithole i didn't want to go there in the first place nigger confirmed
Grayson Powell
say's a polish, a polish, what'sgonna be next? a no man's land, or do i mean an everybody land? cucked by asians, germans, russians, no culture or glory, basically a no one in world history. lmao you should ask permission to even speak with us.
Adam Gutierrez
>Im not triggered user
Jace Gray
it's not bants
Xavier Allen
>Im not triggered user
Sebastian Brooks
ooooooooooooooooooooga boooooooooooooooooooooga were da wite wimminz at
*chimps out in portuguese, a.k.a. brazilo-angolan*
William Watson
krauts literally never won a war against us without russia's help lmao and we are the only ones to conquer Moscow
meanwhile moortugal is a niggerland
Lincoln Murphy
>AW SHIT DAWWG THAT NO NIGGA LAND >NO BLING OR SWAG LAND NIGGAS
Carson Gray
>go to Portugal >drop cotton >they instinctively pick it up ?
Brayden Hill
>moors got their ass kicked in iberia, polish brains can't compite it. >portugal enslaved half of the world, polish brains can't computed
btw slavery was bad. but it is history man, if we had follow some polish to chain, it would be them
Ryan Morris
WE WUZ MOOR REMOVERS AND SHIET NIGGA
MUH DICK HARD WHERE DEM MOTHAFUCKIN SLAV WOMEN AT?! UGH UGH BIX NOOD
Christopher Cruz
AWWW SHIEEET WE WUZ KANGINSTADORS NIGGA
Cooper Harris
Just confirming that Portugal is better than Poland if there ever was any doubt.
Bentley Flores
I think you mean ''compute'' you nigger. I don't expect someone with a name Daquan to know basic english though.