What the fuck did I just watch?

What the fuck did I just watch?

An ill-advised spin-off of a classic war-series. When they got to Cop Dog all the art was gone. It was just misery porn.

The scene where he and his partner get ambushed by the Columbians and you find out their captain was in on it the whole time.

Fucking brutal.

Why did Cop Dog beat the African American Motorist?

He didnt do anything?

What was Cop Digs fucking problem??

Why do I find the monkey on this cover so unsettling?

Because he looks like he just nutted in your girl and you don't know.

COP DOG, IN MY OFFICE! NOW!
GODDAMMIT COP DOG, YOU BLEW UP 4 BUILDINGS YESTERDAY! YOU KILLED 14 PEOPLE, AND BIT OUR SUSPECT'S DICK OFF! HE SAYS HE'S GONNA SUE! I'VE GOT THE MAYOR ON MY ASS, AND I TOLD YOU TO PLAY IT BY THE BOOK!
>Bork bork fuck that scumbag he sells drugs to children
Absolute kino

>monkey

Now that's racist

This is pure kino and I would recommend it to anyone.

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>that scene where he goes around just ripping niggers throats out
>says "The only way to clean up this city is to wash away the black filth with blood"

Jesus Christ, what the fuck were they thinking

The fact that you thought this was funny in any way really really makes me hurt

>That scene where Cop Dog goes on the Colombian's ship full of drugs and kills almost every gangster on board single handily.
I can't believe that he was only chastised once for that by some regular officer. That seems like something you would have to do a lot of paperwork for.

>Cop Dog was the Miami Mutilator all along.
What a twist

i gotta admit the part where he lets that teenage girl he busted with a vial of coke go in exchange for a handjob was uncomfortable to watch with my kids.

fuck that part where he catches the afghani guards raping that little boy, and joins in before killing them all was really out of place for a family film.

This movie is ridiculous enough without making up raimi-meme scenes.

DoggoCop when?

If the kid has an underwear scene, I'll watch. You know how kids movies always have those laying in bed scenes. Sometime they in full pjs which is awful but every once in a while you can pause and see boxers and jerk it

You need help.

oh uncle paul

i feel like that scene where there's a gas attack in palestine and his gas mask is torn, so he take's his fellow soldiers and watches him choke felt really weird

>That scene where he has to do cocaine so as not to blow his cover in front of the crime lords

Kino.

I brought my wife's kids so it was less awkward for me.

>that scene where he responds to a 211 and opens fires on who he thinks is a bank robber, but is actually an old blind woman

Jesus fucking christ Raimi

>That scene where cop dog knots that prostitute after biting her throat open

You know FULL well why you really watched that movie, OP.

>tfw the post-credits scene involves YourMovieSucks demonstrating how to have sex with a dog on the title character
Did Raimi make this shit?

A movie about neither a cop or a dog. It's about a ghost.

>dindu nuffin
Typical SJW

He had a fucking gun on him and it was his 3rd strike, he wasn't going down without a fight

>the scene where cop dog makes the POWs do Mexican sugar-dancing
>the scene with the concrete enemas
>that fucking scene with the unbirthing torture experiment

I was not prepared

>that scene where he tortures a 14 year old to find the withered mother of a colombian drug lord he can hold hostage, before killing the child on the spot
i bought this thinking it was a family film

>that scene when he's walking home and the junkies stab him in the kidney and rape his girlfriend while he lays there watching helplessly