The Uziii nein milimeetuh
The Uziii nein milimeetuh
Sebastian Wood
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Cameron Barnes
Wrong
Angel Rogers
Justin Flores
Why did he ask for it if he was just going to kill him anyway?
Jason Jones
Path of least resistance.
Ryan Carter
You know your weapons, buddy.
Thomas Flores
Don't want him to get to rusty
Anthony Adams
Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range
Carson Fisher
Nice night for a walk ey?
Justin Nguyen
God bless this user
Christian Hernandez
clearly written by a terminator
Jose Wood
>Oozie
Nathan Miller
Not ending with some variation of terminating the shop keeper.
So close.
Noah Sullivan
foodi faif longslide with laser sight
Liam Powell
someone has a small penis
Alexander Hernandez
Make the store owner give him the best shit instead of finding it for himself.
Thomas Richardson
>sees gun
>thinks penis
uruguay
Samuel Price
Why would a terminator need a laser sight on his gun?
Justin Powell
because it was the 80's
Ryder Flores
user here. I am the one who wrote that. About a half a year ago or so... My only copy+pasta that actually got saved by other anons...
I was completely faded and it was 3 AM, I wrote that all out giggling to myself in a sleep deprived state. I knew it was autistic as all hell but I said fug it. The rest is history.
Really warms my heart to see it circulate.
Heres to (You).
Joseph Bell
When I get really high I have these intricate inner monologues that sounds really smart. But whenever I start typing my brain just blanks out. This was one of the rare occasions where I sat there for 30 minutes at least and worked it out.
This was my only failing.
I never meant for this to be copy+pasta, now that it is... I feel like I belong to the ages. Just another faceless user who has contributed to the growing cesspool.
Nathaniel Hughes
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Liam Sanders
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Hudson Sanders
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Jonathan Murphy
You want an uzi nine millimeter pal you're gonna have to pay for it
Brandon Richardson
It was just bantz
Carson Howard
And a lasersight gun because I'm a really shitty future robot with the worst fucking aim imaginable famalamadingdong
Brandon Hill
for you
Jack Cox
NICE NIGHT FOR A MALT
Isaac Thomas
DOOZY NYNE MILLAMEEDUH
Austin Sanders
I thought he was just messing with the dude before killing him. Or one dude theorized he was seeing if he was in the correct timeline. If they have lasers, you muffed up
Blake Sanders
Did the Terminator only kill the shopkeeper for him saying he couldn't load the gun in the shop? Did the Terminator interpret that as an impediment to his acquisition of the guns and his mission, or was he just going to do it anyways since the shopkeeper was no longer useful?
Chase Wright
>both dudes on the left mirin that laser
Angel Rogers
I highly doubt the robot had any money. All those punks combined had a total of like 13 dollars, some change, and a used needle.
Hudson Ramirez
It's not like the Terminator had cash, and if he walked out the store owner might try and stop him or call the cops or something.
By walking in and asking, there was no harm, he caused no panic or got no resistance, and he got the best gun available in that year, after that he terminated the shop owner.
Bentley Mitchell
Seeing what technology was available at the time. Asks for it to see if it is what it says it is, then he tries for the techno gun.
Isaac Reed
He's a big guy
Juan Young
UZI, PERFECT!
Bentley Carter
>robot
I prefer the term "artificial person".
Jaxson Smith
How else would he have known the the .45 long slide with laser sight is a good gun that just arrived in the store?
Juan Mitchell
COCAINUM
Hudson Ross
(You)
Leo Roberts
genius