Previously on Survivor:
___Zeke_____ voted off
Ken or Jay has the winner's edit
Adam sucks
/sur/ Survivor
Liam Parker
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Ryan Nguyen
gib stream pretty please
Ryder Torres
>When I was young, I was afraid of dying. And when I grew up, I realized I was afraid of something even worse - living.
Is David /ourgoy/?
Daniel Thomas
michelle and ken are cute CUTE!
(does anyone have hali pictures they can dump?)
Asher Kelly
So since it's only an hour episode, will it be two in one tribal? Or will they hammer out two challenges and tribals that quick
Logan Morgan
33 seasons, and I still watch. My guiltiest TV pleasure.
Would like it better if they didn't always eliminate the hottest girls (i.e. eyecandy) so early. I understand why it happens, just wish it didn't.
Connor Gray
2 challenges and tribals quick
end tribal is probably nothing important
Benjamin Powell
wish figz would have made jury
imagine her and michele at ponderosa...
Joshua Hill
...
Luis Campbell
But that would be a sin
Julian Collins
what's her snapchat?
Jason Morris
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Nathan Lopez
>figgy wasn't able to mind break michelle
jdimsa
at least the alcohol is making her more lewd
Jonathan Hughes
J A Y
A
Y
Jacob Gonzalez
I think I saw that on her twitter
Josiah Rivera
ITS STARTING
Alexander Gomez
YOU FAGGOTS ALREADY HAVE A THREAD REEEEE MODS
Eli Lee
>voting out the trans makes you a man
Gavin Harris
>surrounded by water
>the floaters never grab a life vest
Juan Sanchez
>This kid is focused on winning the game instead of just lasting until the end like I am hurr durr what an idiot
Fuck Bret is a dumbass
Christopher Rodriguez
goddamnit adam wins this game doesn't he
just fuck my shit up
I hate this faggot
Matthew Jones
>there are people here who aren't based /adam/
Josiah King
David looks like a holocaust survivor
Nolan Morgan
making BIG MOVEZ for the sake of making BIG MOVEZ is not good gameplay
Caleb Baker
And when people vote the other person over you to win because you didn't do anything while the other person actually played the game and made moves, who else is to blame for your loss other than you for not making those BIG MOVEZ?
Cooper Stewart
damn straight
Joseph Ross
Can you delete that thread already?
Dylan Miller
Carter Turner
GO JAY
Nicholas Ortiz
J A Y
A
Y
LETS GO
OUR BOY
Kayden Watson
>he doesn't understand how Survivor works
all you need to do to win is be more liked/more respected then the person you're sitting next to
Sometimes getting to end requires making moves, bu it's not a prerequisite to win the game
Nolan Jackson
Final 3
>Ken
>Jay
>Hannah
Jay wins
Luis Gonzalez
BIG MATCH JAY
Jace Bennett
Please not hannah
Hudson Lee
>Jeff says "losers go to tribal" even though the winner of the immunity challenge also has to go
Connor Phillips
I didn't like him until this. Now I find myself halfway rooting for him. Especially since there's not really anyone else this season with any degree of character.
Gavin Fisher
JAY JAY JAY
Caleb Moore
>Will is Sandra 2.0
Blake White
what would michelle do
Eli Watson
hannah's boob getting nearly exposed
damn
Asher Thompson
fuck you Sup Forums
Robert Moore
Michelle still lookin cute!
Gabriel Campbell
Most hatable?
Hannah for being weak and dramatic.
Adam for being a puss.
Most likeable?
Jay for being a man.
Ken for being a man
Juan Sanchez
>30 minutes for a vote
feels way too rushed
Henry Roberts
KEN NO!
Luke Walker
FUCK NOT KEN
Kevin Ramirez
>"muh big moves"
Eli Ward
Shit David shoulda gone
Evan Flores
lel, he's been repeating fifty dialogue lines for 16 years, that's a pretty minor slip
Leo Anderson
this episode feels the same when i watch my tvkino in 1.5x speed
Aaron Lopez
Fuck you he's /ourguy/
Blake Russell
fuck off adam
Luis Davis
>David/Ken broship from episode one still going strong
Zachary Evans
This season is literally kikes betraying goyim
Thomas Brooks
QUICK
WHO'S PLAYED THE BEST GAME SO FAR?
WHO'S YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE?
Joseph Hill
Shut up you stupid goy
Mason Cook
Jays played the best maaayn.
Jacob Lopez
>just enough tit to not get blurred
Kevin Davis
David
>Woe is me
>overcoming my fears
>I'll sit out *sobs*
>jk I'm the head of a major voting bloc
Adam
>pulling strings every vote
>almost never the direct target as a "strong" player
>player in several early game blindsides
Blake Wood
#pray4jay
Xavier Parker
David is literally only in the game because other players were more dangerous than he was annoying, which is saying something.
Carter Miller
>Hannakah
>Hannakah
Jayden Morgan
Chris prior to getting voted out
Figgy and Taylor showmance
Gabriel Nguyen
David and Hannah are getting away with this!
Those jews aren't even hated, and they've betrayed everyone who they made a deal with.
RRREEEEEEEEE
Henry Jackson
HAHAHA DYSLEXIC KEN
Bentley Gomez
Adam is such a sneaky fuck
Cameron Morales
Wow Adam is a huge faggot.
Now everyone is going to gun for him
Caleb Cruz
BASED ADAM
Jason Lewis
where does adam rank on the list of season ruiners?
Connor Hughes
adam reaching new fag levels with every single passing minute
Chase Hughes
BYE JAY
Anthony Price
adam fucking sucks i hope his mom dies soon
and i like ken
Luis Flores
adam is such a cuccboi
he's such a lovable idiot. if his backstory wasnt so tragic i wouldnt be rooting for him at all.
Joseph Morales
Trips of truth
Hunter Ramirez
She died, dude.
Sebastian Taylor
I'm so glad Adam's mom died before he could come home to see her.
Logan Anderson
Adams mom already died and I hope you feel bad.
Elijah Scott
Very low
He's a piece of shit but after 33 seasons we've seen some really shitty people
>GUILTY PLEASURE?
Hannah
>ywn form a trust cluster with Hannah, ask her to talk on the beach when everyone goes to sleep, and ravage her sweaty clunge
Tyler Williams
>adam
What a little cunt
Cooper Miller
Too far
Easton Thomas
He left to go home to her, whether he was still in the game or on the jury.
Jaxon Martin
They both fit the neurotic paranoid jew stereotype perfectly, it's actually hilarious.
Nicholas Brown
CHECKED
Logan King
Good job goyim. You betray your people and get backstabbed the moment she meets another kike (David).
Brody Kelly
fucking adam
Julian Edwards
You just know Hannah would be to scared to say no to anything you ask.
>A-a-anal? O-o-okay
Ayden Davis
>Michaela got voted out for doing the same strategizing David just did
BLACK LIVES MATTER
Ethan Walker
>reluctant anal on the beach
Yes, this is my fetish.
Nathan Stewart
Wow Hannah is actually really strategic when she's not having panic attacks.
>plants the seed of Adam being a crook
>puts a target on Sunny D
Jose Walker
Christ... that was their plan all along wasnt it, team up when no one sees it coming.
Dominic Rogers
>yfw everyone is """too big a threat""" so it's a Sunday Bret final
Robert Rivera
Jay's going home
Evan Jenkins
does he just bring that up anytime anyone says no to him
Zachary Allen
>now adam bringing out the cancer
holy is he pure evil
Adam Myers
i honestly am not smart enough to follow this season.
when you compare this season to the very first one, the difference in strategy and camp ethos is insane.
Liam Ramirez
>Jay doesn't play idol
>Adam reverse mists Jay
Jose Phillips
what a cry baby
Leo Cruz
>it's a "Adam uses his dead mother as a poker chip" season
I bet he has 2 dads
Austin Howard
My god, Adam is such a cock sucker
Gavin Foster
>The next day when someone goes to use the first aid kit all of the condoms and lube are gone
>everyone wondering who used them
>they all notice Hannah is beet red and sitting on a pillow
This pleases me