I'm tired of the memes Sup Forums

I'm tired of the memes Sup Forums.
I smuggled a kinder egg from Mexico and now I'll finally be able to see what it tastes like.

Here we go...

I hope you choke on it

Reported to the FBI.

...

It's still a little soft because I had to put it up my ass to make it past customs, but I'm sure it'll taste the same

The American thinks he can taste the egg without celebrating

I hope you get a multi part toy

Never saw a kinder egg dented like that
How sweaty was your ass to deform it this way?

It seems a little big to eat, I cant imagine how yuropoors can manage to fit it all in their tiny mouths

debating reporting this thread to ICE tbqh

They use fork + knife

FUCKING HELL Sup Forums WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THERE WAS A GIANT ASS PILL INSIDE WTF I SWALLOWED THE WHOLE THING AND STARTED CHOKING

lmfao

i like this. you have to swallow it whole. it melts in your stomache and tastes good that way.

What's that nasty shit covering your rock? throw up?

You are supposed to swallow the pill, duh.

The goy knows
Shut it down

alright im better now but pissed off. I almosed died for this shit, seriously? A fucking lego... thing?

>Eurabian directions

MODS

can a british user help me translate what this says pls?

wew lad

Yes, yes, keep us posted crimin- I mean, user.

Best thread on Sup Forums in months, bravo

This shit is fucking impossible to build. My big burger hands can't fit the pieces together

I also hear sirens in the distance...

lel

They're coming to get you man, 25 to life

Press F for OP

How hard can it be to build a simple dreidel?

its for kids user
enjoy being a registered child offender for life

I hope it was worth it.

I would be kind of surprised if you didn't get 3 life sentences

Fucking finally. That was way harder than a toy for 3 year olds should be...

take the kinderpill pussy

Yeah that's right Enrique you smug little bastard. You can laugh at my pain but know that I own your fucking parents.

I gotta admit, this is kinda fun

Reported to sharia police

EASTER'D

enjoy ban faggot

Reported for illegal content.

>Need to smuggle a fucking little piece of chocolate from another country
LAND OF THE FREE

>americans have to tip the police
what a time to be aliev

Just try mahmoud, this isn't England we're talking about