Trump's handsome friend edition
/cum/
*unzips dick*
superior thread
Papi
First for welcome refugees to this thread
>tfw no gf
cum lol.
I
this one is dedicated to all the ravers in the nation
There's 24 hours in a day, can we make it 48?
hankel the gay
hehehhehe
...
THERE HE IS, THERE HE GOES AGAIN
It's beatdown! time!
not letting you post this
Need Prime Minister bf desu
thoughts?
>everyone itt
>Twiggy isn't perfe-
Even bandits and gopniks in russian movies and shows have shaved pits.
>Because of my social isolation i've lost the art of how people interact casually
>Even worse I'm completely aware I have done so
>Constantly second guessing when i'm trying to act normal
Is he the mascot of /cum/?
yuzu
did someone say they liked british boys?
:3
Cromartie high is the patricians high school delinquent anime
I cum and shit on this retarded thread, show me a single post of vaue in here and I'll stop posting
and?
that would be me >;3
FOB
see
Shame on that canadian monkey.
FOY
FOC
FOM
kys
FOL
lol
didn't know Roaming Millennial had an emo phase
I suffer in Manitoba
may start doing paid clinical tests
Looks like the bison pen in golden gate park
The leaf's face when I slip his bison lsd
>He never ate bison before
I gave your mom my bison
>wat do
>american murders an indangered species
>not knowing The Trudeau Liberal Act 239223 II. Section XIV. of 2017
>burger goes to prison
>burger is never allowed to eat burgers again
hmm yes
I can talk to people just fine for the most part but texting people is a nightmare
I can't send a single message without thoroughly thinking through how to respond, typing something up, then rereading and rewording several times before sending and even then I'm usually not entirely satisfied
Then if they don't respond back right away I start getting paranoid that I made some sort of faux pas, a critical mistake in my text message, and that they don't want to talk to me anymore because of it
>that comment history from the poster
holy fuck i refuse to believe this.
retard
Need those wolf tiddies in my mouth
>depriving me of my god given right to burgers
Annexation of Canada WHEN
It's our god given right to deprive you of burgers bud
Annexation of America WHEN
WEEBOOBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...
the state of pennsylvania could take down the country of canada
...
It's kind of hot
The boy's a slag
I'm just really shit at acting casual and sometimes I have this tension in my face that prevents me from looking at all inviting
>country
Pennsylvania has Amish people and Philadelphians
GUYS I OPENED MY EMAIL AND IT SAYS IVE GOT A JOB OFFER AT APLLEL
amish people are better than you
>it's kind of hot
...
t. Jebediah
I'd eat her cunt and then she'd feed me mac n cheese
t. tyrone enrique felipe johnson
fuck the world
How many girls did you talk to today?
4
...
no
t. Amish barn builder
bison is some of the best meat out there
i wish it wasn't so pricey, i love getting it fresh from the farmer's market
0
n-none..
i talked to 2 guys, i guess...
my girlfriend and many female coworkers!!
Papucho
>all these europoors on /cum/
Why
daddy
>DenGAYs
Fuck the Patriarchy
Absolutely beautiful. You look stunning, darling. Gorgeous like I'd fall in love with you all over again. Let us toast to everlasting love.
We are Canadians with proxies.
we should just replace cows with bisons desu
You can always talk to me Denmark since I always have my hand on your bum.
would you slam?
Why would you go so low as to pretend to be a canadian when you can pretend to be an american
...
agreed, it's so fucking good
>bison burgers
Is that you on the left?
My sister is being super emotional and whiny so I'm avoiding her
F*cking girls
that sound sexy
are her thighs ovulating
she needs artificial insemination
tfw you try hard but it's not good enough.
Go fuck her again, Cletus.
What's the matter
I'm not attracted to her at all
in the end it doesnt even matter
>my bf called me sexy