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cum lol

officially declare this the winner

As a resident of the USA (United States of America) I shall be posting in this thread

who /eclipse/ here

me obv

I bought glasses for the eclipse
excited I think

at the library since its open today buds
what should i do for the next hour

hi

wish i could online RP again

not even going to respond to the insult that american gave me

i once went on a garry's mod RP server
was the most autistic thing ever and I just killed them because it was retarded

Unified Dakota is the least powerful race in the world.

>0.4

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I want to go to waffle house once, but then I never want to go back to the south

would you?
or would it still be rape?
it's consensual...

...

not me

>talking to kid at camp about history
>he thinks D-Day is the biggest invasion and battle ever
>can even mention battle of ypres
>heard nothing about stalingrad till I told him
why is our education system not good

RP in games with small dedicated servers tend to be memes (most view it as an RPG you just progress on).
Little to no opportunity to build out your characters with paragraphs of textual RP.

consensual non-consent is always hot

remember talking about this thot this morning?

that was fun.

Just jump over the (non-existent) wall

how old?

Because d day is cooler

Kids learn ancient history (e.g pyramids and hammurabi) for one year and then US history from then on

saving ryan's privates

Godless gommies shouldn't be mention in skool

nah, it isn't
that's why we do non-consensual in fantasy

Any Yanks here ever been shot? What does it feel like?

Kinda like you live in London or Manchester innit

Traveling to Makanda Illinois to watch it. Meet me there and I'll buy you a beer.

*smiles maliciously at camera*

It feels like being shot

like bags of sand

I will never:

>fug a girl
>have a good job
>be happy

haha

I've actually never owned, fired, or seen a gun outside policemen having them or in movies

??

I think like 9? I don't think school covered it yet, so I don't blame him, but even then I think we learned nothing about the Eastern Front, which was the largest and most terrible. Most kids never hear about the North African front either

>Op Barbarossa
>Nazis launch largest land invasion in human history and storm across Eastern Europe
>Soviets get stomped in the beginning and just start spamming guys to stop total annihalation

heck, I don't even remember that stuff

sad

Have you forgotten already?

SHABBAWABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Was thinking of killing myself a few weeks ago

yea but what if a new MMO comes out within the next 10 years that consumes your life

I know I'm an embarrassment to the nation

same, except for french military walking around with rifles near the eiffel tower

t. redneck hillbilly biblethumper

Just look at adult personal ads

you're not missing out
shooting guns is pretty boring

Why would I date an oriental?
I'm thinking about hamburgers or steak for dinner.

>worrying about gf
>even though you have me

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

I fully support people being able to have Guns tho
I'll try to get around it someday.

.8 masterRace reportan

B
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DAKOTA

Going to st. Joe Missouri to see it tbqh

dakota = gay

>0.9
cool

Do you lads like gravy & chips?

I'm going out to dinner with my dad and his gf and her kids. her kids are my age (around 19, early 20s) and I fucking hate them. It's this peer competition shit, I cant stand it, I'm pathetic. The daughter is a fat stupid big but the son is in the army or some shit and is fit and knows how to talk to people. Both of them know about my social autism and I catch them smirking at me sometimes.

I hate my dad's gf too

did i give you permission to speak?

well.... you don't need to go with them. You are an adult now (hope so).

Sounds grim, glad my parents have been married together for 20 years

you're old enough to avoid them

Honestly would not mind being groped on the bum.

zzz

have sex with the sister

Silly nordic me, PerĂº does what PerĂº wants and nobody can stop them

That makes you a gay.

>dem lips
>highly-neotenized face
>the bunda
real shame about all the tattoos

user, channel your autism, channel it into a productive career.
do your best.

...

Too many non-/cum/ flags ITT

My dad (and his gf) is pissed at me for not getting out enough. I agree with him, but I was just in a summer calc 2 class (which I passed somehow) and haven't had time to do anything. Now this invitation to dinner happened and it would be weird to say no. I live with him is the thing. I wish I had the capacity to work and be a student at the same time, but I just fucking suck.

Highly accurate post

youtube.com/watch?v=Io3VpyL4RoE

kinda funny

what does working have to do with anything

>8th grade
>forced to watch Iron Jawed Angels in health class
>being taught about how we raped the natives and enslaved all the blacks in american history
>learning about hiroshima in english class
>one day a student just blurted out that he felt so bad for all the awful things America did

(((yes)))

triggered

they're cute

they take the math courses and they sit in the lecture halls mocking me with their cutness.

Grope4grope?

doens't matter if you work or not
You can say no.

I'd feel safer in New Orleans than Hamburg
My teacher in school taught about the beaver wars and African/Arabian slave trade
How is that "cute"?

Because I don't live on my own and he wants me to go out and do stuff.

I think it's too late by now. I'm just going to suffer through it. All will return to null eventually.

Can't even imagine how bad this is in Canadian schools now

going out for a smoke

NO GROPING

nonsensical post

Coming with you senpai.

what a dumb ugly bitch

i've never smoked before.

i'm old enough to buy cigarette, should i go buy some tomorrow for something to do?

Well you like feet so opinion discarded

Don't start for no reason. It's a rabbit hole.

nah
vape with nicotine instead

where do people buy vapes and nicotine?

i live in a suburb...

online

cigarettes are gross
just buy some weed instead

*BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*

weed smells far worse than cigarette smoke

Well... they are relaxing but too fucking expensive and bad for your health

youtube.com/watch?v=HrG8nDDd3GE

opinion?

but weed feels way better than ciggies
tobacco makes me feel nautious