DUDE WOMEN CAN FIGHT MEN IN BATTLE LMAO

DUDE WOMEN CAN FIGHT MEN IN BATTLE LMAO

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Why does she look so ripe for breeding bros?

Uh, with weapons they actually can. It doesn't equalize, but it closes the gap a bit

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Guns. With guns they can.

>women never fought in wars lol

american """"""education"""""""

THAT'S my fetish

>tfw she'll never give you a handjob

They could and did.
No. In ancient battle formation and discipline was everything. A group of scrawny and underfed men could easily defeat a larger group of unorganized stronger men trying to 1v1 their way to glory and victory.

>Uh, with weapons they actually can

If you're enemy is substantially stronger than you you'd have great difficulty blocking their blows and would be constantly and literally on the backfoot.

DUDE WOMAN CAN FIGHT MEN IN BATTLE SOMETIMES EVEN EFFECTIVELY BUT NOBODY IS DUMB ENOUGH TO USE BABYFACTORIES AS FRONT LINE CANNON FODDER UNLESS THEY ARE FACING A EXISTENTIAL THREAT LIKE RUSSIA WAS DURING THE GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR

I meant "your" not "you're"

Tell that to David

Do you literally not know anything about vikings?

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Its cute that shes wearing make up

David didn't block Goliaths blows, he killed him with a sling.

i just want to be her personnel pusy slave!

Ive yet to see a male/female combat scene that was realistic. Unless its a woman mma fighter vs a untrained out of shape the reality is the bitch is getting fucked up. God forbid an action movie showed a chick getting her ass kicked but yeah 5'4 petite chicks are so known in real life for their ability to effortlessly take down navy seals etc.

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Had no clue Avril Lavigne was on this show.

Spare me your whining. I'm not saying Vikings weren't organized warriors, I'm saying that a batallion of organized disciplined women in ancient times could win a battle against unorganized men.

Tell that to Royce Gracie

Never knew the Vikings invented eyeliner and lipstick, seems kinda gay

>russians
>fought effectively
>losing more people than literally all other participants combined

>tfw she will never let you drink her piss

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>Tell that to Royce Gracie

Do you mean Royce Gracie vs . Chad "Akebono" Rowan? I don't see the relevance to "blocking blows" as Rowan is a wrestler and probably can't throw much of a punch.

Let's see Royce fight an MMA professional from a higher weight class - that'd be on par with a woman fighting a man.

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He did multiple times, he made his reputation for taking down much larger men who were relying on their punches and kicks with his ju jitsu. If a guy that gets outweighed by 50-100 pounds can do it, surely it's possible for a trained woman to do the same

well warrior women did actually exist. they weren't common in most cultures, but it's not too crazy considering there are some historical accounts of viking shieldmaidens

it would be silly if half their ranks were women, but as far as I'm aware they haven't done that

>Vikings got their reputation because they attacked undefended english fishing villages and monasteries, and the monks wrote down their experience
>literally the equivalent of pussy beta cucks who write thinkpieces and cry when they shoot a gun
>somehow this means they were elite warriors
why is this allowed

The gods have NOT desrted ragnar. Uou see all those ravens on the tree when he was going to hang himself

Victory is victory.

>If a guy that gets outweighed by 50-100 pounds can do it, surely it's possible for a trained woman to do the same
Negative. Women are way weaker. To give you an idea, last time I checked, the world record for bench press for men was 1200 lbs. The world record for women was 600 lbs. That means the world's strongest man (in bench) was twice as strong as the world's strongest woman.

>tfw ragnar tells floki he loves him for the last time

Wtf I hate Ragnar now

is there a live thread

>He did multiple times, he made his reputation for taking down much larger men who were relying on their punches and kicks

>50-100lbs

I'm bored of Gracie's wikipedia article, but it looks like the heaviest guy he fought openweight, other than Rowan, was Hidehiko Yoshida who is 225lb vs Gracie's 175lbs.

Yoshida's background is in Judo, so how good was he at punching compared to Gracie or Rowan?

HE WAS A SK8TER BOI

that's avril lavigne, right?

How would Lagertha fare against a powerful Moor warrior

Because she's old and her eggs are almost turning autistic

Zhukov effectively aimed to unite all Russians under one graveyard

i wrestled in highschool at a low weight and sometimes had to wrestle girls
shit was like wrestling a child. literally just laugh the hole time as you through them around and grab in the pussy

-t. cold war witticist

>subtle hint

We know you like getting fucked Katheryn, but please don't let a giant cock shoot it's load balls-deep inside you, every drop of cum hitting your fertile cervix.

I would murder a baby to half-fill that for her.

a trained female sniper could take out like four or five average men before she was mutilated and raped to death

That blonde hoe is so dead lmao. One of them will tell ivar and he'll kill her

Discipline in a battle in this era = the ability to hold a line and not break formation
Do you know what you need to keep a shield wall's integrity? Strength. Do you know what women generally severely lack in a battle? Strength. It's that simple. Disciplined women wouldn't win against men because their formation would break easily and then it would come down to close-quarters fighting and the psychical differences would be even more telling and thus the women would get destroyed.

Because she's a 21st century ideal of what a "ripe viking woman" looks like, with the fashionable tall hair to shorten the face (with nordic looking braids because we gotta be realistic), Vogue cover makeup and tailor-made and completely unrealistically dyed and excessively designed armour
Made for TV, I shouldn't be so fucking autistic but it's a little stupid to be honest. Why can't anything be real?

Does Ivar get btfo historically? I heard he lost to the Irish or something.

Kek

vikings usually got btfo when they had to fight a pitched battle

Please tell me Astrid's actress has tit pics somewhere.

Is this the live thread?
Was that mother fuckin WARDUNA playing during that scene?

Yessssssss

they fought against the anglo-saxons, real battles, which they won, otherwise the danelaw wouldn't have been a thing.

I fucking hate these contrarians because "the vikings are white so this show is good"

Women were mostly just raped during every recorded war

You have to go back to revleftypoltumblr

Name ONE other show that glorifies aryan vikings as much as this show does. That's right you can't name one. Even with all the kosher lesbian shit thrown in it still manages to be incredibly pro-white. This show is redpilled

>completely unrealistically dyed

Fashion of those times was actually extremely bright and gaudy, the concept of nothing but dull Earth tones is a fabrication of the movie industry.

smdh

>tfw an Aryan goddess like her will never give a shitskin like me the time of day

>poky is buttmad

>swn be smug again
;_;

So, why exactly is Ivar Brazillian or whatever the fuck he is?

Ok, say humanity functioned in a way where the ratio of male to female births was like 1:10 making men a rarity in society.

Would war become something mostly done by women? Would men be kept at home like women traditionally were or would they be used as some elite shock troop?

Well, we'd all probably still be in the Iron Age, for one...

>every drop of cum hitting your fertile cervix.
go on...

What'd she do? Cut his dick off?

Y-yeah, same here.

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2 possible scenarios:

1. Men are left at home to breed since there are way more females to impregnate, women go to war but society is much more communal and less individualistic.

2. The same thing, except the most powerful men now have even more gigantic harem.

It's impossible to say what the modern world would look like though.

Isn't that the plot of some Anime, like Agent Akira or something?

yup, hot af innit

>B-but muh shield maidens

rip in piss

Bro. Feel pride in your race and make your race feel pride in you.

if male to female birth rates were 1:10 i probably still wouldn't be able to get laid
:^(

ROLLO HYPE

DONT SAY THAT OR YOU'LL MAKE IT TRUE.

>Aryan

She's a Slav, but I get your drift

Once we see Iron age populations I could see men starting to be used more as troops since you'd have soldiers that would be taller and naturally stronger than even the toughest female soldiers.

Of course they'd probably put limitations at it like make it that only men who have at least two sons could join this elite group; making it something only rich men with massive harems could join.

HOYP

>looks like ragnar and his son die to the sea
>they show up in next week's preview almost immediately

But the world's strongest man isn't going to be the one fighting the warrior women.

Warrior women may be able to beat conscripted peasants, but a battle between some Amazons and equally trained men will have the men win nearly every time.

Especially in pre-gunpowder warfare.

Here's a hint: there's no chance she's on birth control.

>how you know you've been cucked by white hegemony

get fit get charismatic there's still hope

Just submit to the white man's BWC Paco, we will be more lenient on the day of the rope

He's just sneaky.

This. Same for quakers and colonial america. All their clothes were bright and gaudy. We think they were dull because what we have remaining dulled over time.

I know right what the fuck was that?

Why was bjorn such a genetic dud? I thought aslaug had superior genetics with a direct lineage to the gods

Only in the most extreme situation and even then its unlikely. The few women who could actually manage this were athletic fisherwomen.

bjorn is not aslaugs kids

Fashion != armor. If you're running around the shitty, muddy slopes of England, hiding from enemy soldiers, you're not going to wear bright purple.

But they did back then.

Shield maidens were a real thing brah.

the biggest shit that bugs me about this show is SINCE WHEN DID THEY HAVE THAT ACCURATE OF EYELINER IN THE PAST

you'd see some really irritated eyes due to the shit they tried to smear around their eyes in the past

yes i know its a tv show but it irks the fuck out of me, people would be fucking dirty

why does she do it like a pornstar.. Jesus Christ that was terribly awkward to watch. this is why I left this show

I forget my standard deviation rules, but you lose irregardless.