In case you thought that BVB jerseys couldn't look any more shit

In case you thought that BVB jerseys couldn't look any more shit.

>Lenny

Can BVB Prussia Dortmund win the bundes this year?

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*blocks your path*

>gradients
>ever
idk why people do this to themselves desu

Was ein dreister Hurensohn

He's kind of a twat desu. Came to Switzerland when he was a teenager as a refugee, they gave him the chance to start a footballing career. Now he's decided he wants his move abroad early, fucking up any chance of naturalisation, and is going to represent the country he fled from.

Are you a Swiss man?

that's sick, looks like ill be getting another Puligod BVB jersey

Nah, just read up on it and it seems kind of dickish to me. Less than ten years since he fled the country, but apparently he's happy representing them now.

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Swiss woman?

>nine goals
>none of them scored by thomas müller

I assume you're not one the posters who complains about Sterling playing for England

bretty good

I've always been of the opinion that if there's a realistic chance of it, a player should represent the country that gave him the training and resources to become the player he is.

Agreed, just not on the club level. For country definitely
Messi should have played for Spain

>Messi should have played for Spain
Probably would have been appreciated more playing for Spain too.

>how dare he expect some reciprocity

Idiots like you create right-wing voters

Back to Africa, Roger

Indeed, argies are horrible people

Mountain jew opinions matter nawt

Actually, tell me more about this swiss player because I don't know the details

Does Kagawa still play here? I haven't paid attention to footy for a couple years.

Yes. He's about to renew his contract too.

Southampton made a £14.2m bid for Hoffenheim's Germany striker Sandro Wagner, acc to Bild. Turned down. He doesn't want to move.

good for him and good for Hoffenheim

good night /IncaseyouthoughtthatBVBjerseyscouldn'tlookanymoreshit/

>*implodes by lack of grenade*

Good morning, I'm here for the granate

It's past 2am, you silly goose.

Hey this is granate. Are you beschissen?

No I'm Patrick
(Only oldfags will understand)

Wow that's atrocious

It's got pink tho

Here it is

i dreamt of knutschi

he fits the english league pefectly

Lewd

>@BVB will be without @RaphGuerreiro for between three and four months. He underwent a foot operation today.
JUST

>no autosage

what is this trickery?

>Der FC Bayern München bereitet offenbar ein Angebot für James Rodriguez vor. Der Kolumbianer von Real Madrid sei der Wunschspieler von Trainer Carlo Ancelotti, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge wollte sich dazu jedoch nicht äußern, dementierte aber auch nicht.

Granate incoming

er dementierte das auch nicht weil er selber dement is LOL

soooooooooooooooo
is this /bundes/ or what

>Guerreiro dead
all according to keikaku

This is unironically the best thing that could have happened to Götze. This will basically force either Götze or Philipp to play the 10, which also means that Pulisic/Mor will get much more play time, since Reus is also dead.

>implying Buyern will pay the asked 80million

Er ist ein großer Kerl

Bosz wouldn't have continued the Guerreiro in midfield memery

goooooooood morgen

are you dumm? can't you read?

Guerreiro was literally the only creative playmaker, until Kagawa recovered from his injury in early 2017.

no

rude, cute

>good players retire or leave the league
>Bayern and Dortmund only sign Bundnaten
>RBL still only signs young pacey lads
think I'll stop watching games next season and just shitpost on /IcyttBjclams/ for 90 minutes

>Bayern Münchens Neuzugang Serge Gnabry (Foto) will nach Auskunft von Karl-Heinz Rummenigge an einen anderen Verein verliehen werden. Das verriet der Vorstandsvorsitzende des Rekordmeisters am Montag im Rahmen einer Pressekonferenz. „Ich kann bestätigen, dass der Spieler und der Berater damit liebäugeln, sich ein Jahr ausleihen zu lassen und dann zum FC Bayern zurückzukehren“, sagte Rummenigge.
looks like the age of Gnarby is already over

>Bayern cant sign Bundnaten from Dortmund anymore
>Dortmund has become the youth talent capital of Europe
>RBL will never need to sell Bundnaten to Buyern for cash
>Bayern's golden age of football is 2 injuries away from being over

This is gonna be the best season since 2013.

Why can't Buyern holdall these Granaten? Also:

>Gnabry will...

Gnabry will my ass, don't try to bescheißen us as we were customs office.

lost a whole day of /bundes/ because I thought this was a /hoc/ thread

>"Costa WILL leave, hes not good enough for Bayern".
1 Sanchez rejection later
>"Costa might have to stay after all, hes really good actually."

>"Gnabry is really good, hes a replacement for Costa and much younger."
1 Sanchez rejection later
>"Gnabry wants to be loaned to some shit-tier club."

>"We need a Granate."
1 Sanchez rejection later
>"Bayern is going to continue working on our youth as always."

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It has been a hilarious summer sofar.

this is /IcyttBjclams/

only found this thread because of this meta thread lyl

löl same here

kek
same

i didn't

>Der #VfB leiht Dzenis #Burnic aus. Der 19-Jährige kommt vom @BVB für ein Jahr auf Leihbasis.

>german

>loaning players to Stuttgart ever

VfB is here to stay. Theyre bankrolled by Benz now.

Für Sie

Nah, they are a shitty meme team who think that they are much bigger than they really are.

morning

hehe

>Leverkusen
>Wolfsburg
>HSV
>Hannover
>Augsburg

All more likely to get relegated.

>Dortmund has become the youth talent capital of Europe
that's monaco

thanks
hello

gib pusy

Nope. Monaco has had one good year. Dortmund has been doing this since 2011.

In relevant news:

>"In den nächsten Stunden", so der Journalist am frühen Montagmorgen deutscher Zeit, würde das Angebot des Rekordmeisters in der spanischen Hauptstadt eingehen. Zahlen wurden nicht genannt, es soll sich allerdings auch um die erste Verhandlungsinstanz handeln.

>Rummenigge, angesprochen auf der Pressekonferenz bei der Vorstellung von Corentin Tolisso, sagte dazu nur: "Ich will hier und jetzt nicht jedes Gerücht kommentieren. Das macht die Dinge im Zweifelsfall auch komplizierter und teurer."

Hold on to your butts guys, /Granate/ actually happening.

i am not a pussy.

james rodriguez is basically a worse javier hernandez

>customer football knowledge

>that one guy who thinks he can do whatever because hes been here for over five years

Knew it... people kept talking about 1:1 Robbery replacements but Buyern must have realized they were exceptionally lucky with how these two turned out and now it's time to change their system

Das ist ganz bitter! Uffe Bech (24) verletzte sich Sonntagmorgen im Training. Gestern nach dem MRT die Schock-Diagnose: Riss des Außenmeniskus im rechten Knie.

Knie kaputt! Lange Pause für Bech.

Der Flügelflitzer wird diese Woche bei Knie-Spezialist Dr.Ulrich Boenisch in Augsburg operiert. Bech muss mindestens vier Wochen aussetzen.

Ein Wechsel diesen Sommer wird damit immer unwahrscheinlicher. Hannover96 will Bech abgeben – aber wer nimmt einen Knie-Patienten?

Yeah, I never said that they were going to get relegated again.

Uffe Bech? More like Uffe Pech, am I right?

shut up, emily

Hello Kyouko

~denmark news~

Uffe Knie Gefallen

I don't get it

Helloooo

Uff eh mein Bein

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Then stop using "meme team" if youre gonna be vague.

It makes sense. Except for players like Sanchez, Dembele, De Bruyne, Sane etc. there arent alot of young and available wingers anymore.

But for a change in system Bayern might have to play with Müller and Lewandoski upfront. Thiago, Vidal, James and Tolisso in mid.

4-4-2 could be possible. But for that Bayern needs another striker like Kramaric.

I see

They'll still plan a year with Robben and Ribery, so next year they have time to buy more players for a change

Robben will start as long as he's fit, he can win games single-handedly

Yeah ofcourse. Bayern is going to cling to Robbery until their legs fall off, but once they retire or die, then they might have to switch it up.

Plus Müller wont be happy on the bench forever.

>only five relevant players over 22 because your trainer and manager fell for the youth meme.
>Ginczek dead 90% of the time
>Terodde without a single Bundesliga game in his career.
>Insua couldn't even cope with Dresden or Hannover, has no defensive capabilities at all.
>Gentner, more like Rentner lmao.
>Langerak and Insua are just error-prone meme players.

JUST

hope Sören is okay desu

Die BILD fahndet nach ihm

TV moneys for next season.