/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Seething Edition

>Countdown to Bongland GP:
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Sebastianvettel.de

>Session times in your time:
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>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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>Usually reliable F1 Acestream:
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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 171 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 151 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 136 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 107 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 83 points

>News
BOT-VET-RIC
StefanGP maybe habbening
Bottas confirmed not human

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1st for Finland cheats again

First for Ric champion

first for jump start

>and then I said to him, "It's not a jump start if he only moves 3 milliseconds before the lights go out!"

Nth for Verstappen first corner DNF in Spa

how did he actually do it though? if it's some Merc system then how come Choco didn't jump start

TRICKY
RICKY
FOR THE
CHAMPIONSHIPPY

There's literally nothing wrong with Sabastian Vettel

When did Hamilton turn from a slightly awkward, yet likable fella to this repulsive clown who he is currently?

2010?

Finns operate on another level of reality

The moment he got into F1

>taking out 2 competitors due to stupid dirver error

Drive through

>ignoring a blue flag

Drive through

I don't know who this Sabastian Vettel is but people can't decide whether Sebastian Vettel is a cuck or the second coming of Christ.

>when italy bro uses your fresh OC

Finnish people literally understand the structure of time in a different way to most people. The ability to alter the perception of time has been a skill that Finns have been using for centuries, stemming back to long hunting sessions (ancient Finns basically just followed animals until they died of exhaustion) and the general long winters.

Even if it looked like a jump start on the camera, it was real in his mind.

Actual RARE

2007

my body so ready for a buttass WDC

Are you Bahamas bro with a fucked up flag again? Because that's R A R E as fuck tbqh senpai.

kek

>bottas wins the championship
>somehow ricky beats vettel and hamilton by constantly finishing in 3rd instead of 2nd in one race and 5th in another
>Vettee gets third because he's objectively a better driver than hamilnig
>post yfw

>Finnish people literally understand the structure of time in a different way to most people
Even Seb knows it.

Wew it feels extremely weird posting with a different flag. I need a Turkish proxy.

>a german with bantz
huh.

It's actually a really nice, albeit unknown flag.

If any of you gents want to join us for Indycar in 1 Bong and 30 Bings, we'll be going in circles quickly in a corn field.

>Bottass wins the championship by 0.003s

It looks like a bird beak

Europe's gotta go to bed bro

yeah it's pretty bad ass, looks sci-fi

...

The island is also really beautiful, as long as you stay away from the shit tier urban areas.

>somehow ricky beat vettel

I don't have reaction faces for physical impossibilities

>by constantly finishing in 3rd instead of 2nd in one race and 5th in another
nigger

>Ricciardo more excited for 3rd than Bottas is for winning

nah

I dislike your attitude

Has a driver ever won the championship without winning a race?

...

i think keke rosberg came closest by winning only 1 race in 1982

Kimi has less than half Vettel's points, and it's not like he's had super bad luck. What a shitter.

Haha is this real?

Didn't KEKe win with just one win?

Kimi is just an old man at this point

yes, he deleted it almost immediately though

Seb said he watches a lot of British comedy TV series

he probably goes to stand-up comedy shows too

That looks comfy, is it worth a visit?

He is just in this because he likes to race fast. I don't think he gives a flying fuck about the championship

>he likes to race fast
he seems to prefer to race slow though

GLACIER MAN BTFO

>He is just in this because he likes to race fast
>fast

Well, you see, there's thing

yeah

How would he do if he goes back to F2?

It could be but you would have to know where to go to stay away from the nastier 3rd world parts of the country. You could climb the mountains, take a tour of the island on buggys, spend a day circling the island etc.

The dollar here (XCD) is valued at 2.71 : 1 vs the USD and 1 Euro is valued at 3.08 : 1 so you'll have plenty of buying power.

Carnival will be in a few weeks time so it may be worth visiting and also supplementing your trip with that. Pic related.

shit, but that's not going to happen
he'll go to rally or nascar

What if he and leclerc switch places?

Just watched the post-race where Ricciardo threw one of the shoes meant for charity. Good stuff.

S-s-stop being mean guys

Where the heck is your island even located?

Caribbean

Tbf only one was meant for charity

One shoe? I bet he wanted the pair.

Right here

Not the Bully's fault Brundle didn't specify he wanted both kek

Are the grills any good?
Pic somewhat related, grill from Martinique

Who is going to play Seb and Lou-Lou in the inevitable biopic a la "Rush"?

>implying Lew(d) will not play himself for his ultimate viewing experience

Wet race confirmed boys

His time ?

Who wants to see the story of a man who is devoid of personality vs a man who has been sponsored by McLaren since he was six, overcoming what? being black?

What do we call the film? "Still I Rise: a tale of overcoming never being down"?

good job Montoya

Jaden Smith as Hamilton
Christoph Waltz as Vettel

>not real human bean as vettel

...

youtube.com/watch?v=xjz-cZyX0VQ
lmao look what a BETA BITCH Arrivabene is next to Marchionne
everyone is someone else's lapdog

oh god

I've noticed that image is a great newfag finder

every time
devito always cracks me up

Will Hamilton khs or quit F1 if GOA77AS lucks into the title? I can't see him surviving losing the championship to his "weaker" teammate twice in a row.

If Schumacher had lost to Irvine in 1999 and then to Barrichello in 2000, he either a) would have been fired and/or b) would have gone deep into some Bavarian forest and done a sudoku.

And how can Mercedes justify paying him over 40 million dollars a year?

I want a good racing game that has actual circuits instead of streets
Should I wait for f1 2017? Should I get 2016? Should I get something entirely different?

>44
That's got to mean something.

If Lewlew chokes another one away I think he'll probably retire and say something like "I've accomplished everything I possibly can in F1, something something Senna."

Hamilton is not being paid 40+ million a year. Try 3 years
Also at least Bottas is consistent. I hope hamilshit retires if Bottas wins

Vettel will win WDC though.

Can you imagine a world without Hamilton?

wait for f2017 (every f1codemaster-game is the same thing, no reason to get f16 when f17 is coming, cars now are prettier and a lot more fun to drive) (also: for singleplayer just pirate f13)

if for "racing game" you don't mean "a simulator", then there's proyect cars, ppl like that game, to me is shit.

pd: dirt rally is fun but it really lacks in content

>Hamilton is not being paid 40+ million a year
>Try 3 years

You think Hamilton is only getting paid just over 13 million per year? What the fuck are you smoking?

>Before the Monaco Grand Prix, Mercedes announced Lewis Hamilton's new three-year deal which is understood to be worth around £32 million a season from 2016

telegraph.co.uk/sport/motorsport/formulaone/lewishamilton/11643586/Lewis-Hamiltons-new-100-million-Mercedes-salary-is-absurd-says-Max-Mosley.html

32 million pounds is 42 million dollars. On top of that he gets a few million dollars every year from sponsorship, endorsements, licensing deals and shit like that.

Why does /spol/ hate Lew?

Wait for F1 2017.

>inb4 autists barge in to shill for their ebin hot lap simulators like Assetto Corsa and rFactor 2

He was asking about racing GAMES

Sup Forums hates him because they're insecure
Sup Forums hates him, because he's a twat

I just want to race with actual race cars of actual racetracks. I don't want stupid memes like the GTR or whatever the latest hyped up car is in Forza or something. I'll wait for 17 then

Hamilton had a 3 year 150 millions contract when he signed after his wdc with mercs.
Also google is /oursearchsystem/ now.

Not Sup Forums, not by a long shot, but I don't like Hamilton for his lack of self-awareness when he talks about his supposedly poor upbringing; how wins are entirely based on his skill, while losses are his team's fault, how he's constantly talking about Ayrton Senna, how he conflates any criticism of him with racism, how he's been in top-tier cars his entire career, etc etc

>I'm not Sup Forums but I hate him because he's a nigger

Seems legit.

>Jaden Smith as Hamilton
I had no idea how much I wanted this.

yeah wait for F1 2017, 2016 was great and I doubt codies would fuck 2017 up

Why?

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>I doubt codies would fuck 2017 up

"Hold my drink!"

By now I sincerely hope Vetlel is going to lose the WDC by not more than 7 points.

They are, so long as you know where to look there are plenty of 7-10s with huge asses and nice tits. Cute faces too.