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Make way for Prince Alan
Say hey! It's Prince Alan
Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!
Prince Alan! Fabulous man!
Alan Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
For the king of Thailand!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
Then come and meet his spectacular harem

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/balt/.

Can people see all of your interests on tinder? Starting to think that may be why I'm not getting many matches. I have liked a lot of rorkey FB pages

alri

need an okja.

imagine being so angry so filter someone
hahahaha i won this battle. autismoyank is down and bleeding

...

are suzy

*blocks your bed*

howdy, any you fellas seen a man of the negro persuasion 'round these parts?

too scared to even phone an escort

fuck off frog

excellent posts

We're all in here

fuck off yank

kazakh gfs

there's two more of us here, frenchie

imagine this man's mental state

who was in the wrong here?
youtube.com/watch?v=jDwXh3ktzNs

right whats going on

Been told I look like Hugh Grant, Nicholas Hoult and Brooklyn Beckham

first two by several people

get out of my fucking bed paki

fuck off yank

fuck off yank

>some things do taste good, like if I'm out on a bike ride and its hot as fuck. Stopping in a beer garden and drinking a pint is genuinely very nice, and I'll only have one or two so not exactly getting pissed

What a retarded post, can literally apply to any drink in the situation. You ain't telling me it taste good.

fuck off frog

anyone remember the cuckio meme

very good

fuck off yank

the gf is still stuck in the white extremists/black extremists/muslim extremists/left extremists are all scary and dangerous mindset, thinking all extremism is the same

wish she became redpilled enough to realise eventually, she'll need to pick a side

having a wank

the one who doesn't work for a jew corp

>ain't
>it taste good
hello nigger

you're embarrassing yourself now you fucking 15 year old billy no mates

fuck off frog

fuck off frog

pronounced "cregg"

how about instead you give your radical centrist gf to me

lager tastes good, just has to be the right time and place

coca cola doesn't taste good if you drink it first thing in the morning
why have you got such a chip on your shoulder over other people enjoying things, im not getting drawn into your bitter little discussion any further

dude literally just stop replying to it. or if you do, replace the >> with an @ so that he doesn't get the satisfaction of a (you)

Fuck off fuck off posters

...Shreeve

brainlet, also FONT

Tomorrow I have to give a talk in front of a group of Year 10s about my job.

REALLY do not want to do it

If you can't comprehend someone being a virgin in their 20s then this isn't the website for you fuck off back to wherever you crawled from

fuck off yank

fuck off yank

fuck off yank

fuck off yank

fuck off yank

5/10

6/10

I have no likes on FB, and no tinder bio, and only two pics...and i've only liked 7 girls, 0 matches so far ;^)

I'm unironically 8/10+ looks wise tbqh

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seeing a lot of filtered french post

...Shreeve

Alberta looks nice

ok facebook

Don't mess me about love... Me in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 10th July 2017.... Swipe down...

I can comprehend it. I just can't respect or condone it.

fuck off yank

fuck off yank

babestation

This

men and women cannot be just friends

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i gave a girl at my internship my number and she never texted me so i started ignoring her, and today she asked why i'm being mean to her. i've never said anything mean to her, i just don't talk to her anymore. and then when we walked back to our cars she was being almost flirty. what do i do? she still hasn't even texted me, so idk if she has autism and likes me or what. genuinely confounded

it's ok

anyone remember the fuck off meme?

You get to meet qt 16 year olds and pretend like you're back in Highschool and didn't waste your youth on some ole' BS. Well worth your time, if I do say so myself.

fuck off yank

fuck off yank

FOYN

>coca cola doesn't taste good if you drink it first thing in the morning

Yeah and it taste good when you are thirsty as fuck and its hot out just like the situation you posted for your garbage beer.

No even mentioned coke was good in the first place

Face facts you degenerate, alcohol is the most pointless beverages on the planet that do more harm than benefit and aren't worth it when better normal drinks are out

nonce

ah yes millennial "people"

anyone remember the mick that used to constantly FOY post, good lad that, reckon he moved to france

alice fanny

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FOYN

'once

*Spits in your face*

Bit rude, if I do say so myself.

no they can only see the interests that they have also liked on Facebook thank god. otherwise they might see i've liked "Wild Sheep Milking," "afghan mail order brides," or worst of all "Scooby's Home Fitness an Bodybuilding Workouts."

fuck off yank

very islamic post

'e

FOYN

>those captions
were they manually added or made by an AI?
mental if the latter
mental that if it wasn't, we'll they'll soon have that capability anyway

Absolute fucking state of /brit/

feeling like shit

paedo

more like /brit/ haha

bruh...........................

'o'

FOY

need a mummy gf

>Absolute fucking state of /brit/

>fuck off yank

what's more important?

-the white race uniting
-the proletariat uniting

fuckin smashed my head on my bedside table last night trying to get as close as possible to the fan. got a massive cut on my forehead

FOY

the anglo hibernian race

fuck off yank

fuck off yank

fuck off yank

Only interested in dark eyes girls I'm afraid

My cock uniting with ya mum

>get an email notification i have (You)'s
>log in
>they're all a faguette saying foy
stop saying foy

the only people that dont enjoy drinking are children and turboautists

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you wanna know what's more important than throwing away money in a strip club?

credit

you ever wonder why jewish people own all the property in america?

that's how they did it

that's us