Is this just the male version of Twilight?
Underworld: shitty plot to justify action scenes involving vampires and werewolves, with a hot woman running around in tight clothing.
Twilight: shitty plot to justify romance scenes involving vampires and werewolves, with handsome men running around topless.
>shitty plot
kys.
literally who watches this shit?
NO
The male version of anything is by default at least 10 times better though
First one was pretty cool rest terribad
someone post the cute smiling pic please
I walked out of that movie today
>swn drink your blood
y even have blood ;_;
Are you suggesting that men are superior to women?
Basically
If you don't want kate to rip your throat open with her fangs then you don't know SHIT about television or film
It's actually more complicated than that. On the one hand, OP could be suggesting that the male half of the equation - Underworld - is superior but that equally endorses Kate Beckinsale over Robert Pattinson.
why is she so perfect?
>swn tilt your head gently and press her lips to your neck, feeling your veins pumping sweet crimson life through them, and then open her jaw and press those pearly fangs in, piercing your flesh and going straight into the artery, being greeted by a warm gush of scarlet
>swn drink your life slowly as you fade and then toss you to the floor once your only use is fulfilled
Her daughter will be better!
Obviously you walked out if you walked in.
Was there an end credits scene?
ITS NOT FAIR
a male is behind this post
That's why that post is 10x better than anything in this thread.
doesnt look like it. lilys face is weird compared her mothers per
>per
*perfect features
she kinda looks like that one pornstar with absolutely huge titties but the dumbest face ever
females and cucks btfo
Not in this case. Both franchises are shit. I just like Selene.
god she is fucking hot, jesus
She's only hot in the Underworld get-up. Tanned skin/brunette look doesn't suit her.
>Dat symmetry
>Dat perfect nose size
>Dat eye-to-eye spacing
>Dat smile
>Dem cheekbones
Fug m8, she has the epitome of good facial aesthetics. She looks like one of those scientifically derived attractive faces.
>implying that the women in underworld were hot
Those bitches were ugly as fuck, you literally have to be a braindead faggot to think they're hot. Get some fucking taste, she is ugly as hell.
That's not very nice, Anonymous. What would your mother say if she knew you talked like that on the internet?
you some sorta faggot?
more post like this pls
No. I just like the goth look in general.
i heard this entire series was a giant money laundering scheme
Kate Beckindale is 43... wow.
MOMMY
>Just yourself so fucking hard that your only franchise is taken away from you
>now forced to think of ways to shove your weird moon faced daughter into roles to keep the money coming in
Has any women Justed herself harder than Beckinsale?
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