Do you even have a proper national day?

Do you even have a proper national day?

I mean.... like Norway?

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Yes, St. George's day.
When we bacon at the Muslims.

Fourth of July?

Is it as good as ours?

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Every day is America Day. Never forget.

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We grill meats until we are full, and then blow up stuff.

No I dont have

I miss wearing Norwegian clothing.
>Tfw I only get to watch cute girls wear it once a year
It sucks.

Yes.

That would explain a lot.

Better.

Syttende mai is basically Norwegian Constitution Day if I'm not mistaken, so I'd say it's even with the fourth of July.

we used to have one

I don't know how you guys celebrate but 4th of July where im from is fucking nuts.

Dazzling pyrotechnics shows of the world's finest fireworks, copious amounts of quality alcoholic beverages, fines american bar-b-que cuisine, best celebrated on a large boat, poolside or beachside, accompanied by all your American brothers and sisters, celebrating true freedom.

(also you're almost always assured to get laid that night!)

So i'd say yeah, ours is hard to bead.

>So i'd say yeah, ours is hard to bead.
Ok then, I'll put you in our tier - the god tier

>Proper

daily reminder that the british empire was better and americans were just angsty teens who couldn't face that they didn't get "muh tax representations".
The british were friends with the injuns, the americucks killed them all.
Meaning low technology injuns died out, causing the industrial revolution, CAUSING cultural marxism

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>Tfw last year to set off fireworks in my city
>I work

OP, our Constitution Day is nothing to celebrate anymore..

lol shut up

the british empire had exhausted all their resources on the french and indian war so they were on the verge of economic collapse, so your genius king decided to tax the fuck out us to make up for it, we said hell no, and kicked your asses and made your a new improved version of your country that is currently the strongest military superpower in history.

You are now living under the American Empire, with no end in sight.

sorry dad

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Well, atleast they're not chimping out like in other countries.

To be fair, the fourth of July looks like the fast food version of a national holiday, and I'm not even saying this to be a dick. It's just a bunch of fat people in T-shirts waving American flags. No tradition. No sense of dignity. No suits.

The only ones who seem to show their country the proper respect are the guys in the military.

die, technologycuck

Finland's national day is 6th of December. Famous people and politicians go to the president's castle to dance and act all fancy. Pic related, it's the president and his wife. Then in the after party get fucking shitfaced in private clubs around Helsinki. It's almost a national pastime to see who passed out in the snow or started a fight this year.

Regular people just get all patriotic and shitfaced and TORILLA TAVATAAN

Anarchists and communists protest the president's castle party every year on the streets because of muh inequality and have to be controlled by cavalry police every year. Just last year some asshole graffiti'd a police horse and got promplty btfo'd.

I actually don't see a lot of niggers on 17. may. Most stay home.

Also this

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We have Waitangi Day.

Basically every year the prime minister either does or doesn't visit Waitangi and gets criticised (and usually has stuff thrown at them) either way.

Maori activists use it as a platform to push special rights and insane interpretations of the treaty. Most people just feel a mild but weird mixture of understated national pride and vague unease. We get the day off but not many folks get drunk. Not sure if that's because we don't feel like celebrating or just because we don't get the next day off too though.

Our version

alle i Norge går ut inngangsdoren, bolger et flagg , og fjert kollektivt. hva en feiring.

If only the constitution day were everyday... I can't wait til next year.

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>tfw never experienced this

I've been socially isolated and awkward all my life and I've never gotten to enjoy a great all American July 4

I probably never will. I will miss out on all life experiences because I'm a weirdo and an outcast no matter how hard I try to be normal.

niggernigger

Stay butt-hurt muhammed.

LMAO fucking savage Mongols.

>111 years ago and still triggers the swede

We have September 15-16 here in Mexico. The 15 at 11ish PM, the governor (Mayor, State Governor and the president) conmemorates the independence in the town/county/state/Mexico City central plaza. There's a show of fireworks and traditional music, and here, in Mexico City, since everything is a political event to get as much votes as possible, both the local government (headed by a left-wing party since 1997) and the Federal Government (be it of a right-wing or centre party) then hold some free concerts of popular singers and bands.

But the best part is on September 16 -the actual day in which the independence war began-, where in the central squares there are military parades. The most impressive one is, again, the Mexico City one, with the Army, Navy and Air Force parading at the central square, and for a 5 kilometre route across Downtown Mexico City.

Too bad it is the only day most Mexicans remember their nation, and do it just to get drunk as shit and yell ¡Viva México! like morons, even if they don't give two shits about their country the rest of the year.

do you have siblings?

Same here. I've been to a handful of "parties" in my life and it's always been 90% male. It's impossible for me to get laid in a situation like that. I dream of going to some college party where drunk cuties throw themselves at me.

We have Australia day but I doubt it will exist for much longer. If Labor win the next election it will probably be renamed Invasion day or Saying Sorry For Giving The Boongs 40 000 Years Worth of Technological Progress Day

That's gay, you're gay, Mexico is gay

Don't be boastful. Your fellow Americans do not all get to share in this privilege. I spent a lot of 4th of Julys in Colorado, where such a display is illegal because of how much of a dry desolate desert the state is.

Just remember next time you're celebrating, to drink a little extra for your bros who are unable.

> tfw the only thing we celebrate is Re Union with a country that ended up turning us even further towards Socialist bullshit

And I guess Reformation could be seen as some sort of National Holiday being how important it was for the development of a German sense of nationality (even though Catholics might disagree on that one).

> tfw I just want Kaisers Geburtstag back

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>with no end in sight.
Holy shit, the delusion. You're in for a world of pain.

Jeeeez, just buy some hookers you fucking idiots - then grow the fuck up and don't give a shit about anything (the world belongs to you - everyone else is just a passenger).

>is it as good as ours?
Fuckin amateurs.

I'm just so tired of this shit. I just want to fit in. I've been an outsider my whole life.

With the whole hipster thing, normies are always trying to be weird because they want to pretend they're special snowflakes and all that. But they have no idea what it's like to be a genuine weirdo. They don't know the loneliness and existential despair.

>tfw every year crazy leftists arrange African enrichment centers on our national day

Most of the more major stuff is relatively enrichment free though, orchestras playing the national anthem, royal family showing up etc. Norwegian one is way more hype though, I'm jealous

no, achshtually the world belongst to the elite bankers and the secret families,,,sooo your wrong.

>tfw nordic

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>They don't know the loneliness and existential despair.

Everyone has that sometimes, even "normies"
Your problem is that you think you are "better" than everyone else.
Solve that, or die

norway pls

>That's gay,
Can be. The concerts after during the 15th night usually are just tacky, popular bands that sing shit but are backed by the TV Networks.
>you're gay,
Nope.
>Mexico is gay
As a country, no. But the last two Mexico Citys mayors have made getting Mexico City recognized as "Gay Friendly" one of their top priorities. So, everything is pink and open to gay couples, I mean, Gay and Lesbian couples, I mean LGBTTWTFBBQNBCWWE couples or whatever the current acronym is.

But hey, at least we don't get anti-gay shootings!

By the way, here's a group of West Point cadets at the 2010 parade. Against what everyone would've thought, they were cheered during the parade.

ST-JEAN MOTHERFUCKER

VIVE LE QUÉBEC LIBRE

3rd march, muh freedom day, glorious slaughter of turks celebration

You're definitely gay. Sickens me to see spics carry the American flag.

Meanwhile, in Toronto.

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>yfw Oslo will be 30% non-White in the future assuming immigration stops in the first place
I really feel for you guys, and don't want you to become ugly shitskins :(

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How is that independence movement coming along?

Uh... those are your cadets. They came from West Point just for the parade.

Or are you talking about the US? That sickens me too, since those morons, when they're in your country, present themselves as Mexico incarnate, but when they come to visit their stinking towns, they feel so superior, since they're picking fruits in the US, even if they can barely talk any English (or Spanish, for that matter).

Britain could be waving our flags as well, that one arrow. Yet they got their norse King 14 days later, thank you based Vilhjalm Ruðajarl

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>tfw you haven't celebrated properly in four years
someone just end it

pfh... the border is closed until november and they have sent out more people than it came in this year.
strict immigration is being implemented at this very moment.

I've tried to fit in. There is just something inherently wrong with me and people can tell when they talk to me. I can't make an emotional connection with other people.

I will always be alone. Of course I still have moments of happiness sometimes, but I will never get to share them with anyone. When I'm dead all those fleeting memories will be lost forever.

So what youre saying: marching/speeches/quality songs/kings speech/games for children/etc. Is worse for our nationalism than just partying? Get real. We are a proud people.. your people are just a mess. We got honor.. you got ignorance.. wake up ameridrones

Norway, no. Stop being racists.

Croatians still do a fucking MILITARY PARADE on theirs;

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...and after that they get pissed drunk and head to the largest nationalist concert in the region in Cavoglave.

Crazy Slavic fucks I love them.

also 3rd march, but in Stara Zagora, the Samara flag

geez man lighten the fuck up

Every day is America day.

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near Burgas

fuck you normie get the fuck off my board

can't you go to r/politics or something

Look at this lads

>Crazy Slavic fucks

About that....
This is Trudeu cuntry am I right? Because this is actually our fish you are sitting on there. It is named Markland. Rightfully ours by old threaties we had settlements here, the Greenlanders said to move here when thing turned harsh in part. But it was long mainly used as logging grounds.

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Damn, thats the longest flag i've seen all week.

I feel like Midsummer is more traditional and nationalistic for us desu

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This

No idea what you're talking about. Your English isn't that great either, I suggest a tutor. Mexico just needs to be blown up. MAGA!

Im speechless

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Trooping the colour.

We fly a fucking squadron of F-16s and b2 stealth bombers over every single NFL game and Sometimes a navy seal will parachute into the stadium with an american flag as a parachute while a US military member sings the national anthem

what the fuck do you think norway?