/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

Them gorgeous southern belles edition

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FUCK Traitor Abe edition

>ywn get in trouble with your qt southern waifu because you ruined her beehive hairdo while foolin around

horry shiet

its too much

fuck

It's real

Absolute madwomen

agreed
I like your tastes
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Let's talk memes here:
How many of you live near a cotton farm?
I do.

I live like 20 miles from some cotton farms

I live like 10 minutes away from a sunflower farm

I want to fuck a turk

Anzu seems like a nice lad

Anzu would probably die if you started going hard on him

Also
>i want to fuck a turk
I know several girls who will fuck you solely for the fact that you have a green card

Am I the only one that finds it strange the only other fleg I frequently see here is our Turkish friends?

Literally all me
Sometimes the dude that just called me a faggot with a micropenis comes around

>grills
>implying

Sometimes there are bongs that post here

>OMG ARE YOU BRITISH?!???
>Why are you in polan
Just hit me we will never see these posts again

Every now and then a S'porean comes around.

why has our use of english become so much simpler over the years

just listen to how the first few talk, compared to the last few
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Because more common people have gained access to media over the past two centuries. It's a non-issue unless you want to be a pretentious faggot about it

>we will never have a well-spoken president with a strong mid atlantic accent like ted roosevelt
:(

>we will never have a reserved president with a strong Southern accent again
Feels bad

Feels worse that we'll never have a president that just gives moralistic speeches again. Something other than him trying to get something passed or attacking the other party

who was your favorite southern president in terms of speeches?

Thomas Jefferson probably

the actual content of his speeches was great because he was genius, but he was probably terrible at delivering them due to his autism

Some sperglords are fine speakers, so long as eye-contact isn't involved

>he was probably terrible at delivering them due to his autism
It's pretty funny that most people don't know how much of a sperglord he was

Lads
I've been wanting to travel the US for some time and wanted to do a "US Civil War tour"

What is Charleston, SC like? Savannah, Georgia? Richmond, Virginia? Gettysburg, PA?

I live in Savannah, GA.
If you're looking specifically for Civil War stuff, there's a little bit. There's Fort Pulaski, Fort Jackson (not to be confused with the still in use one), Sherman's HQ (forgot the real name), A Confederate monument.
We didn't get too much of the Civil War. We were the only place in Sherman's path that didn't get destroyed, but our stuff's mostly Colonial and Antebellum.
I'll answer any questions you got.

I haven't been to Charleston in a month of Sundays, but I remember it being nice.

Oh, and there's Fort McAllister, which is " the best-preserved earthwork fortification of the Confederacy." But it isn't technically in Savannah.

You forgot your proxy

US is big. He could be from anywhere, like oregon or some shit

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No anime

who /AR/ here

no mercy for traitors

Conway, have you considered Bisexuality.

Ay senpai

yee YEE

Why?

He's through and through gay, pussy cannot save him
t. bicycle

It would be to your benefit socially and spiritually.

conwaybro is gayer than two guys blowing three guys senpai

noice, going to crystal bridges this weekend y'all

wait what, there's a guy from Conway in these threads?? OH SHIT THAT'S WHERE I LIVE

I am the most powerful shitposter in the world

really nice museum

the state got a lot of shit when they started trying to get funds for that, all the yuppy art crowd wanted it to open somewhere more "accessible"

there's two of us, im from conway too
>now there's three

KEK
You're the third, mate.

3 people now lol

I would have been with a grill already if I could desu

What is Crystal Bridges?

more relevant than ever

art museum in NW arkansas, it's actually got some pretty high profile exhibits, which pisses off more urban folks who don't like that the place is in the middle of nowhere in their eyes

>When they don't subscribe to Third International Theory

>Implying homosexuality isn't a choice

>Bentonville
Must be why I haven't heard of it

>Implying homosexuality isn't a choice
why didn't anyone tell me

FUCK

Did you never listen in Sunday School?

>running a breton summongod in morrowind

my spell of choice is one i made called DOOMSQUAD

it summons a bonewalker, and a skeleton, and a bound mace all at once

unfortunately my dude is squishy as fuck and dies fast without any dudes summoned

yeah, I'm looking forward to it, a few hours driving isn't really all that bad though
I kind of want to go see that place with the glass church that I forgot the name of

also why are there so many people from Conway, is it because nipmoot went to UCA?

oh ya, thorncrown chapel

beautiful building

there's just me and the other conway really, we met over in /cum/ and seceded to /dixie/

Build idea: Redguard thief named Jamal

Fuck I love the shit you can do in Morrowind

>I kind of want to go see that place with the glass church that I forgot the name of
Eureka Springs

I guess it's because there's fuckall else to do in Conway. It's weird that we all browse Sup Forums tho

>WE WUZ ATOMSPLITTERS N SHEIT

yes that place, I've heard good things about it
and yeah, that's still a lot of people for a town this size

Do you guys go to UCA or something?

I do, he went but he got out

What about you bud

it is truly a game of endless depth

i used to, i graduated a few years back

COLOVIAN

FUR

I'm at UACCM right now, going to transfer to UCA for comp sci and probably end up at Acxiom after that, I guess

Truly

Do you have the Fargoth Ur pic

>Acxiom
Slavedrivers desu, they'll fire you after three years

hmm.. interesting point, I should probably shop around with some smaller companies
that just seems like the most notable place for people with comp sci degrees around here

out of all the people I've met at church, none of them have stayed with acxiom, so I guess that says something

I mean, they can't even spell 'axiom' from the looks of things, so…

No one ever said that Arkansans are smart lel

yee

axiom was trademarked

so it became acxiom

terrible place to work, they cull all the lower tier workers every 5-6 years and just hire a shitload of college graduates to keep their salaries down

that's pretty shitty, I guess it explains why they always have so many positions on their website
did you work there before?

known a lot of people that have

its boring as fuck but stable til you're replaced

>he isn't a patrician economics student
>he isn't going to make a living appearing on political talkshows and writing books telling everyone else that they're student
>he doesn't pretend to have the solution to an 8000 year old question
laffing @ all of you rn

>Dwemer

>Dwemer

>Dwemer

>Dunmer

>tfw no lithe noblewoman dark elf waifu

why live

You can always go offer yourself to Vivec and spawn monstrous offspring that he'll end up fucking to death

>Dagoth Ur
lel

Don't know what any of the shit on the bottom half is

haven't even started the main quest yet

its so damn daunting

thats house hlaalu and the twin lamps

That looks like a fucking Loss edit

I don't know what the bottom right is either except for Maiq. I need to play again and actually pay attention this time

theres so fucking much packed into the game

ive started collecting the 36 lessons in my home base, ive got 9 so far

gonna take a while

>tfw if you look at that it makes it seem like the devs stopped giving a shit about graphics and started focusing on world building more
>tfw the opposite is true and it's so much sadder
Fuck me

my favorite part of morrowind is hunting down those hard to find dungeons

a lot of it actually takes time and effort, going through your journal, hunting down an npc in a tavern for information

its all still pretty basic graphic-wise, im not modding it yet, but im enjoying it as much as ever

bout to go play another round

didn't realize this had a full version

kek

never saw that lol

Yeah that does sound like shit.
There's some IT work that seems interesting to me, stuff like malware analysis, but I wouldn't touch those slave-driver live-breathe-eat-sleep-code-24/7 jobs, sounds boring and stressful as fuck.

Hmm yes, it would be to my benefit if a woman was to touch my penis.

You're not fooling me into being straight you Protty fuck

Rude and presumptuous. I was not thinking about you when I made this statement and I am ORDODOX.

>I am ORDODOX

FUCKING TEXANS QUIT IMMIGRATING TO MY STATE