Find a country with more impressive history

Find a country with more impressive history


>Protip: you can't

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Now that you mention it, Britian has a large history.
So much culture, so many geniuses, so much colonisation.

>so much colonisation
kek
Soon it will all be rewritten as the word of the infidel and banned.

france maybe can compete

We're making history again on June 23rd.
We will be marked in the history books as being the ones who dismantled the E.U

Awesome.. Can you take back Rhodesia promptly after the semi de-cucking? Thanks.

Country that sucessfully invaded your pic related reporting. Also, we put a Dutchman on their throne.

>t.achmed

Die shitskin.

China, Japan, Egypt, Italy, France, Germany, Spain, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Iran, India, Syria and Iraq. They're all equal I can't decide.

France or Italy maybe. Both great ancient history (Italy has the edge here) both great medieval (France has the edge here) and both fantastic modern history with Napoleon and Italian unification.

Turkey

Lol
Vast? Yes
But America is the most impressive country by far, in part because of how young it is.

Sorry Britcucks, you're second.

This

And all the scientific / thought revelations.

it's funny you colonized half the world and now seek your own Independence day.

Yes, there's is no country that can't beat it on getting cucked so hard by inmigrant muslims.

Not britain, England. Scottish, welsh and irish history is fuck all.

this

>Ireland says this

>unironically calls Brits cucks
Do you not remember the huge number of islamic attacks that have happened in your country in the past few years?

Also, have you been to Paris recently? It's like 80% niggers.

Welsh history is incredible. We got killed by the english and dressed like women to avoid getting taxed by the english.

wait a minut

Israel

scots did some cool shit back in the day

maxwell and hume and adam smith etc

what went wrong?

China
The Roman Empire
France

English still impress because of their history of spreading ideas of liberalism and individual freedom. Sadly they lost it all in the last 50 years.

nothing can even compete

Le ebic Iwish vs Engwish fighting

We must all hate each other forever and forever
Import Muslims and blacks yassss

France, Italy, Austria, Turkey, Spain even.
I mean isn't there that nice little poem about Ozymandias?

Take solace in that rather than to think it was truly exceptional just because people can still remember the final breaths of the british empire; you're better than to need to resort to claims of permanently lost glory.

Only history that even rivals ours are the italian peoples with Rome and the Renaissance and an overall culture of philosophy, literature, art and conquest that we were inspired by

Due to German leftism

Why do Germans ruin everything

>Also, we put a Dutchman on their throne.
Yeah by marriage and not conquest you dumb dutch cunt
You only fought us during civil wars and when you had France and Denmark on your side cuckold
t. second largest empire

REEEEEEEEE WHY CANT I HAVE COLONIES LIKE BRITAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LETS START WARS IN EUROPE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

explain.
Marx and your royal family are German, but that's no excuse

>The Roman Empire
ITALY, Germany.
Say it! Say it!

>Chile desperately being edgy for someone to just notice them

(._. )

>Spain
>Italy
>Turkey
He said more impressive you weed smoking degenerate

Oooops meant Austria not Italy

No Abdul bin Bilal al Baguette.

Ehmm ehm...

...

somebody called?

I know right
>Tries to take over Europe in 1914
>Gets cucked by Versailles
>Tries to take over Europe in 1939
>Gets cucked from all angles across many years
>Tries to take over Europe through the EU
>Brits collapse it in 2016

When will the true tantrum toddlers of Europe ever give trying to take over

Spain
that doesn't really help your cause either ahmed

Half of Italy was Celts before the Romans conquered it.

France is 10% now

I live in Paris. Paris itself is 80% white. All niggers live in the slums of the suburbs.
>Pic related

You may be right.

It has an impressive story, indeed, but i would say that nothing can compete with China. China has been a single political (and in a lot of ways also cultural) entity for thousands of years, and nothing in Europe comes even close to that.
In Europe, I would say that Poland, even though it's become a meme country, has its most impressive history. It's literally a miracle it still exists. It's epicness at its most tragic way.

Oh, and you are a fucking cuck.

All shitskins

Rule brittania

>Hegel
>Marx
>Transported Lenin to Russia
>Frankfurt School
>Can't see my point

Never known a country where the shitskins were the ones more offended by the natives and flew to the suburbs other than france, garlic isn't a perfume lads

Anjulla ibn Jihad.

Pls, be silent or we burn your mosque down.

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>Portugal
>Done anything

China is more intriguing

I like Italy

but thanks Irish bro

Ancient Egypt.

>KEK, first of all.
>Secondly, figured out that keeping things airtight could preserve them long before anyone else figured that out. (shit's probably why pharaohs wanted those really elaborate tombs, they wanted to be remembered long after their culture dies out).
>Used stars to tell the time at night and had some crazy astrology knowledge.
>Didn't enslave the jews, they actually had engineers and volunteers build the pyramids. The story of Moses and the slaves was likely a Jewish propaganda story to entice Rome into invading.

I actually really fucking love Spain you know

especially Cortez, watched a documentary yesterday about him in America, needs a move about the fucker so badly

Quintessentially British

movie*

l love this kind of threads. The first never follows.

We're surrounded by savages my fellow civilised Euro bro.
Keep up the good fight against the usurers & wogs my friend.

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China is a civilization in itself.

No point in being all

>country
>white

if we are all after the same thing? just divides us

your welcome dumbfucks

I like Central America

pls no bully

Hernán Cortés is so fucking epic not even a movie could compete.

this. That's always bothered me.

Soon we can merge our great nations together and share this history.

>Gibraltar
>The Armada

Thanks for your well reasoned and unbiased post Spain.

You are right about China but fuck them & fuck you too.

It's just not the same.

We got lucky.

France is responsible

You kids do have an idea about China's history, correct?

>ach is éireannach thú

C-cén fáth, mo chara? Cén fáth?

Let it go lads, we're not coming back. Christ, you'd think after nearly a 100 years you fellas would stop being obsessed with us.

Bongs are the ultimate cucks.

History, that's all you are and ever will be.

A FUCKING DUSTY MUSEUM COUNTRY

>what is france

Get fucked

I've always liked spain
both sets of grandparents are from spain
even though spain is kinda poor and lazy today, it was pretty cool back then
spain

peep my flag.

It's a real shame Britian is recieving so much cultural enrichment from the Krauts to the point that bring christian in London is absolute haram. Didn't you brits learn nothing from WW2.

Fuck off commie

CANADA SAVES THE DAY.

Seriously, look how much we've done in ~200 years.

Hoping Emperor Trump can relight that american flame brfore it's finally snuffed out by liberals, commies and corporate jews.

such a blue pilled fucking worldview

Ah I see it now. You're autistic.

France

The US is part of UK history.

Music from 70s-00s was amazing. England has too many brilliant bands.