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First for ulver

not metal but they released the aoty

Meh

incorrect

rec me some first wave black metal

what is /meal/ getting for christmas?

name a better riff than this
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I got a bluetooth speaker, i can finally force metal to people

CHRUSHMAS

best grief song: youtube.com/watch?v=7ZPtGdhHZ0o

Stuck with 20$ headphones for a moment.
Metal for this?

anything lo-fi

What metal do soyboys listen to

whatever you listen to. or just black metal

black metal, death metal, doom metal

A nintendo Switch so i can play Waifublade

Man, that's hot!

We'll celebrate christmas in two days, but my parents say they got me a cassete that they think I'll love
They're based

good stuff
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>tfw phil anselmo comments on your yt video

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This is the only Ulver album that matters.

half of this isn't even first wave black metal

any black metal

Why do numales keep insisting that Swans is the heaviest thing in existance?

wrong pic

/metal/, is there any good Deathcore?

Because they eat soy

because they never heard of emmure

Bring me the horizon

>Deathsoy
>ever good

according to tremolo'd gentlesirs
garm's ambient is much more noteworthy, according to everyone else

Anaal Nathrakh

They only have one Deathcore album though.

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Blood, 80s Cogumelo, Dying Fetus
also 35th for deathrash

running wild - gates to purgatory

i dunno

>Le soy meme

not gonna lie, I hated this first listen and it has since become on of my aoty

You have to go back

FIRST MISTAKE

deathrash indeed

What is wrong with eating soy? I am intolerant of lactose but I still need something to make my coffee less bitter...

who /black metal/

...

me

Memes aside, it's a phytoestrogen (plant-derived xenoestrogen) which is basically a chemical that acts similar to estrogen when ingested. This is where the feminine nu-male/soyboy meme originates.

use sugar you manboob

Opinions on the new Xasthur style?

What band and song shall we spam their videos with?

Extremely autistic

Sugar is for fatties like you.

I don't drink coffee to need sugar for it
forsaken vulture

Elaborate, I'm genuinely interested

No, but you eat tons of sugar, and go on about people eating 'soy'.

Did you guys know that he is struggling to fund gigs and that the shows he HAS done have mostly turned out poorly? I read on one of his facebook posts that he regularly has people walk out on his performance.

>bonus tracks
>5 covers of shit punk songs

Well shit, you learn something new everyday.

Xenoestrogens are actually very pervasive in society, and I'm not exactly a conspiracy theorist, but it's definitely some weird shit. Even products as simple and common as plastic bottled drinks have them. Wikipedia's page for xenoestrogens is actually a pretty good overview of the products they're found in.

t. progwanker

Is this a new meme

Cattle Decapitation
Forced Gender Reassignment

Sarcofago

i went through some of his acoustic works and in general i would have to say that his lower show turnout can be summed up to a few points.

>not all BM fans give a shit about emotional acoustic shit
>lyrics suck
>alot of the melodies in general suck
>he is essentially trying to play bluegrass for a metal audience
>melodies suck because there is too much emphasis on disharmonies that really make the sound unstomachable for many, it sounds like bad playing

if he really wants to be successful he should go to school and touch up on composition, learn to fucking sing, and play for the right audiences

alot of the atmoblack bands that use acoustic passages are successful because they use good melodies and contrast them with immediate distorted electric tone

I say we secretly guide them through pic related.

mosh
core
trends
fun!

i specifically requested the opposite of this

wow nice tourist guide

Soybusters 3: the nu adventures

too late!
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I wish swans killed the nu male

What are the best Sodom records
All I heard in their early records was messy tremolos
Their 2000s album with guns on the cover was good though

Job for a cowboy released a good album once, suneater i think

this isnt soy or numale its just bad taste
Agent Orange is their best

>Agent Orange
Sorry, did you mean Persecution Mania?

Merry Christmas
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You sound like you don't know Sup Forums.
All numales drone what critics say—Scaruffi, Pitchfork, etc. They like what critics allow them to like. Why? Because they're submissive and effeminate by definition. They want to show they only listen to smart music, and discuss it with other people pretending to be smart. Captain Beefheart and Residents are for the smart club only, indeed.
Anyway, in case you didn't know, critics pretend metal doesn't exist. For example, p4k never mentions metal unless in "other news" when someone dies. They don't even acknowledge or review Sabbath, Metallica, Death or Darkthrone—and this tendency is quite widespread among other outlets. In their top-100for any decade, you won't find a single metal album. The closest they get to it is sludge (but everyone knows that sludge is shit).
So when a heavy album makes it through p4k ideological barrier, that's quite a happening. Numales gather around it curiously to investigate this shocking new thing called "metal" they are finally allowed to like. It turns their world upside down and they worship the record like a religious idol.

why does Varg wear a bucket on his head when he's mocking Christians

I'm guessing because he thinks they're blind

redpill me on tiger stripes

second track is so fucking good

you can see them but they're clean

I don't see what you mean

Gotta get away

LOOK OUT

there's no such thing as a good first wave black metal release

JUMP!

JUMP!

>review Sabbath, Metallica, Death or Darkthrone
they reviewed metallica and darkthrone and fenriz was even interviewed by them

Wow, didn't know that. Thanks for the heads up. Haven't opened p4k since around 2013, and they just reviewed most of Metallica's reissues this year (MoP one was published this month). Better late than never I guess. They did review Death Magnetic and St. Anger, but every respectable critic did that. Same with Black Sabbath's 13, p4k are a big publication and they need clicks, so why not.
As for Darkthrone, this is weirder. But since Vice/Noisey are a thing it's not so peculiar. They did only 3 or so records though.
To be fair, p4k do have a small column about metal. But I never really bothered with it, I read it once and it sounded like what a Brooklyn hipster would tell you about metal. I need more than 1 column once in a while

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Sucks, should just stick to what he does best. Some of that shit would sound awesome live with a full band playing

Post what you're listening to and what you're drinkin' tonight, lads.
>pic related
>Stella Artois

POWAH POWAH IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY
POWAH DEWOWAH ALL ALONG THE WAY

best metal to listen at volume level 66.6

Im drinking a "hot toddy"
spiced cider with bourbon served warm, bretty good

Stella's my favourite, I bought a 24 pack just to have to myself this Christmas.

fenriz..
how can one person be so based

I like liquor more than beer but its not for everyone

xd soytan guise amirite XOXO *does horn handsign like a proper tourist he is* this is sooo filthy and heavy whoa >:o