/trans/ - It is (isn't) edition

Rumours:
>Chelsea are preparing to offer around £70m for Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24. (AS)

Inter Milan midfielder Ivan Perisic, 28, is already planning for life at Manchester United and expects to move to Old Trafford before the end of the transfer window. (Manchester Evening News)

>Swansea City midfielder Jack Cork is in talks with Burnley about a proposed £10m transfer to the Lancashire club.(Daily Mirror)

Newcastle have made an enquiry to Middlesbrough about signing forward Adama Traore, 21. (Chronicle)

>Crystal Palace are set to sign Chelsea midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek, 21, on a season-long loan. (Daily Telegraph)

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youtube.com/watch?v=K7yTMGZQXEQ
youtube.com/watch?v=_PLaKMP5stA
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He might not be, but if you don't sign another striker who can score goals and Batshuayi doesn't click or gets injured, Chelsea are fucked lad

Look at the injury prone Aguero/Gundogan/Kompany/Silva

Is Garcia the one who went to Zenit? Is he back?

Also I heard Alves is going AWOL on City and might end up at PSG, which is dodging a bullet tbqhwy

>Alves
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Why caused Swansea to suddenly start playing shit football and sell all their players?

This window's gone too far, whose fault is this?

nice

gibe £50 million for Gylfi neverton

mine, sorry mate

It's not

The jews

>guerreiro injured

How do you even miss a broken ankle? Fucking russian doctors.

>STOP VOMITING IN FIREPLACES AND BUY ME A PLAYER

nah he's a youth player en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleix_García
Can't see Alves snaking on Pep tbqh, he was getting married when PSG were apparently agreeing terms with him so its probably a load of BS

Not bad but not great. Not enough real world class quality outside Hazard.

Will finish third.

Gf just send me this, what do i do?

Team will struggle to create anything at all for the first quarter of the season with no Azar

I see them finishing 2nd or 3rd

Tell her you prefer her without makeup for upvotes

>not eating your cupcake with a spoon

>he doesnt rate big willy, cucker of liverpool

Tell her to stop using make-up.

>mfw in 10 years time midtable players like Andre Gray will be going for £70 million

bbc.com/sport/football/40550188
>Swansea City have set an asking price of £50m for Gylfi Sigurdsson after rejecting an offer worth around £40m from Leicester for the midfielder.

>Christensen

What timezone do you think he has the watch set too?

The time of the destination or where he flew from?

What's that lid for?

Anime~

They'll get it too

Ah yes, a team that according to your picture has improved substantially from the one that finished with 93 points the season before will finish third.

Incredible logic.

Chelsea will at worst finish second, only City can challenge them.

london time so he doesn't have to think about whether his family are awake or not

>complimentary flight pyjamas

they actually have to play more than 1 game a week now though you mong

pay up *sip*

You know, this team was worse than this last season when people thought they would finish 6th and Man United would win the league. And then Chelsea won the league and Man United finished 6th.

Is this like when Chelsea out grew the premier league and then finished 10th.

They have CL football now
Did they ever truly look convincing after January and that ridiculous run?
Other teams have made more of an effort to improve

Stop with your spam every fucking thread you obsessed autist.

pfft, are city really better than maribor?

must be what cech's wearing

Don't forget the 6 million, you fucking nazi.

Man Utd are making big signings, have shown ambition, are in their second season with Mourinho, and Pogba will have settled for a year and better players around him to actually finish chances. Not saying they'll win it but they're in with a shot.

No because Mouyes is managing another team.

what did he mean by this?

i raise you this youtube.com/watch?v=K7yTMGZQXEQ

It depends on how early they get dumped out of Europe. If it happens in the first knockout round then they've got a chance.

That's not first class is it? I'd expect better seating from first class emirates

He looks like a child

>Am I American yet

>wants to get rid of the jewess
*checks flag*

Ah, it makes sense now

after one season with new tv money we have
>shit players are now worth 50m
>good players are now worth 100m
>great players are now worth 150m
>eplel football is still shit with shit expensive players

looks like the only ones profitting from this are player agents getting a bigger cut from every transfer they push

I've bad news for you user ...

Toure linked with a move to a baseball team or a basketball team, sounes good

youtube.com/watch?v=_PLaKMP5stA

His first touch doesn't look too bad here m8. In fact in a lot of the goals he often still has a defender to beat and a goal keeper to strike past, which dispels the myth of "tap in babby".

Maybe these were the cases earlier in the his career but he improved significantly last season and will continue to do so for the next few years.

which team is it at 10sec?

Yes, they finished with one of the highest points totals ever. Whichever way you try to spin it it's still very impressive, and means that they were consistently good throughout the season.

Lol you really think that Man U can make up a gap of 24 points in quality in a season? They might be challenging again the season after this coming one, but there's still so much internal improvement needed before they can compete with the likes of Chelsea in the league. And we've already seen that no matter how many hundreds of millions Man U spend, it doesn't translate into results in the league.

Do they have to go the the bathroom one by one to get changed?

Gf just sent me this, what do I do?

Do you guys seriously think Pogba flopped? Because to everyone else it seemed like he was playing really well but the team as a whole underperformed and couldn't put chances away

>based Bernardo Silva was £43m

doesn't first class only exist on those multi-level planes that is probably too big for a tour squad

>Gylfi
>Shit

>Giroud
>tall
>insanely handsome
>massive dick
>30 but perfect hairline
How can one person be this lucky

Crouch can

x

They've addressed their biggest issue which was scoring goals and actually winning games. They only lost 5 league games last season, the same amount as Chelsea and less than anyone else bar Tottenham.

They've now signed a proven premier league goalscorer, one that got 25 last season and still has loads of room to improve, and an upgrade at centre back as well as a likely upgrade in midfield.

Man Utd will finish in the top 2 next season. People dismissed Chelsea's chances last season with "LOL BUT THEY FINISHED 10th" too.

villa you mug

he's also a millionaire and a footballer

You forgot
>makes millions in a year for doing what he loves and calling it a job

his passing is abysmal in the video i posted. and his shot technique is fuckign wierd. lol being a target that cant spread the play.. literally one job.

Thanks, always rated west ham

they already had a top striker

You could make one of these for most players

She's gotten really thicc recently, posting body positivity shite all over IG, awful filters and (admittedly decent) tit shots

Shame, really, she was my uncontested pornfu a couple years ago

Yeah all he can do is score goals. How terrible. It's a shame football scores are judged by who makes the most passes with their back to goal.

Zlatan was 35 the majority of the season and in his first year in the prem

Who is this?

The only thing Lukaku has on Morata is that he's "PL proven"

They're both just above average and shouldn't be the main striker for any club wanting to challenge for the champions league though

BPL teams losing on average 876k a year...

what do you guys think of this? Will they just find a way to kick it down the road?

espnfc.us/english-premier-league/story/3155266/premier-league-clubs-failing-financially-losing-an-average-of-876,000-per-day-study

How many times does Morata have to score to make his price look reasonable?

ye. that villa one is pretty funny though

with his physicality he should have learned that, to use his strenghts.

...

I'm finally aware the thing that miss from this window, it's the south american league stars. No big name at all, weird.

it's not even racist to say he looks like stormzy. he literally does look like him. especially when they both have the neckbeard thing going on

...

I'd have expected for there to be some Dybala talk, but it's all quiet on that front

t. kike

a combined 30 goals+assists

Don't worry, mate. Palermo/Udinese/Some other smaller Italian club will snap them up and we'll see which ones become good in a few years

with these prices nobody knows
>luis suarez won the golden boot and highest scorer in the eplel when he was transferred for 80m to barcelona. He won the golden boot again and top scorer in la liga the following season

Because every club knows he is absolutely not for sale and Juventus would be crazy to let him god for anything remotely reasonable

nobody watches the Bahraini league here

he also had a 12 game ban. would've gone for 100m+ if not

damn what a transfer

>The three best strikers available this summer were Lukaku, Morata and Belotti

TOP FUCKING LEL

I'M SURE GLAD MY TEAM DIDN'T NEED A STRIKER HOLY SHIT THAT'S EMBARASSING

calm down you gay retard

lel

And yet Chelsea thought it would be a good idea to alienate their star striker and tell him he's not wanted before they had signed either one

not sure, he went for 80m with both barcelona and madrid after him. The games ban had very little effect in his price if any: the deal was 'done' before he bit chiellini and the price had been made public in the press for weeks

there's more though, rich teams should be able to sign a few in the top 10 scorers in europe, like dzeko, kane, mertens or aubameyang

>39 goals 24 y/o, 27 goals 24 y/o, 32 goals 23 y/o

Yep, truly awful players.