/brit/

the /brit/ lads edition

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Yorkshire

Real thread

rORKE

REE!

download it and join the autism

susan

ruined some chick's asshole last night
she was plastered and sweated the fuck up her taint
slipped it in the backdoor by accident and kept goin
so sick, so dope, so dowzer

THE OTHER THREAD IS MAKING FUN OF US!!!

no

What's for breakfast or dinner lads ?

anyone know how i can make it so that all my porn stash is never found if i kill myself but i can still retrieve it if i pussy out at the last minute? considered burying it but it might be dug up in like 10 years or something

/fr/ is making fun of us again

/big arses/

>asshole
fuck off yank

Encrypted contained on PC.

freeze dried catfish and garlic potatoes with catsup

encrypted external drive

Mean't container.

alri boys

how easy is it to bruce force encrypted zip files?

fucking yanks

thick as pigshite they are

really need the shits for some reason
bl0x

How do I filter Canadian threads?

Got work in 13 hours

fuck off thainonce take your proxy off, we're not helping you get to your kiddy shit

>tfw actually part of the /leftypol/ discord channel

As long as emus haven't encrypted it, should be easy enough

america of 2017 = britain of 1910

sorry

Except that pigshit isn't really thick at all considering that they spray it about with their tails during defecation.

not white enough

>asking /brit/ for technical advice

Link

I concede defeat...Am I allowed to post in this thread now? :^3

well i too enjoy your company

>be amerishart
>fail to master reply technology that's been around since fucking usenet

What the fuck is a rorke

ONE VISION
ONE PURPOSE

YOU CAN'T KILL THE MESSIAH

Nod > GDI

New fetish
>Teleport random, single, 7/10 girl from Facebook friend's list into bed with me
>Act all surprised even though I know I'm the one that teleported her here
>When she leaves my house, teleport her back into my bed again
>Just shrug my shoulders and say "it must be a sign"
>Sleep next to her and "accidentally" hug her closer to me and trace my fingers across her belly
>After an hour or so of this, drop all pretenses of this being "accidental" and just run my hands all over her thighs and belly until she makes little soft squeaking noises and squirms around in the sheets
>Trace a circle around her belly button and say "I want to put a baby in here"
>Don't
>Force her to undergo hours of foreplay without any sex
>Fall asleep together like this
>Before she wakes up, teleport her back to her house and if she ever brings it up with me, act like I have no idea what she's talking about
>Repeat this over and over and over again until I've done so many friend request chain loops that I'm now somehow pulling in 7's from Israel
>Do this until I die

That is the first new fetish I have just created for myself.

Lads what happened to national action it looked promising

>tfw finding the homeless people in my city and eating them to gain their lifeforce

what will you call it?

>The Black Hand has arrived
KANE LIVES IN DEATH

I like how they made the very commy looking enemies much more enjoyable to play with.

Not that I'm a commie or anything or would date a commie woman.

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE AN ASIAN CHICK

discord.me/page/leftypol_int

it's mostly r/TheDonald shitposters

business idea: half oriental half jewish communist gf

Being a rorke, I naturally support the desctructive dictatorship over justice and democracy

Seen any good gay porn recently?

THE TIBERIUM SPREADS

PEACE THROUGH POWER

is it true that brits are the best at banter?
my coworker goes to my rival school and he bantz me hard about football everyday. how do I get good

last time I played it I'm not sure I knew what a communist was. Never bothered with Tiberian story line after EA took over.

Uh...Somnolytic Ultrapersuasive Frotteurism. Or SUF for short...

why is she so cute bros

ah yes, the French youth miscegenation shills have returned for another round

Tiberium Wars with Kane's Wrath was pretty good

not sure it'll catch on

What?

Isn't she cute?

no clue

>youtube.com/watch?v=t88JfmclzeE

>he never played C&C renegade

you missed out lads, RTS was boring in comparison

Going to have another attempt at falling asleep
Wish me luck

spent yesterday with a cute girl lads
finished it off by making out on the stairs of the underground at 2am
think I really like her 2bh

I did play c&c 3 and 4 iirc t󠀢bh but like 3 or 4 hours before between them. Just remember being pissed off by them.

>CHING CHONG WING WONG U PAY FOR MY HEALTYHCARE CUZ I LAZY NOODLE NIGGER

have to be born here
it's our consolation prize

might go back to bed depending on whether my parcel arrives

>making out
fuck off yank

I've never found the grey skinned dark eyed neotenic asians all that attractive.

best thing i see are the tanned vietnamese variety and even then they have those protrusive thick underbite jaws half the time

used to love making little zoos in tiberian sun with pavement gates and walls and then luring fiends and visceroids in with rocket bikes

still can't sleep because my air machine is making an odd "pap pap pap pap" sound instead of the drone whirr i've become accustomed to

Other potential names
>Erotic Hostage Nocturnalism
>Shared-Bed Fetish
>Erotic Coy Hostage Situation

What would you call it?

resting between sets

I only played Tiberium Wars because I was invested in the C&C storyline by that point and really wanted a new RTS since I'd played Age of Mythology to death and AoM III was shit online so I got tired of it quick

btw, is this this misa-something girl?

these are better but I don't think I'm qualified to make a choice

Just saw some wanker sweating up my leg press machine

remember to rest for 7+ minutes for maximum strength gains and less stinky sweat

>that guy who rests for 3 minutes

t. Mark Rippetoe

fuaaark NEED an American bf now

I liked the story but the online play has always been the make or break for me. Hence still playing ZH, has more game modes and things to do online than any of the others such as AOD (you have to defend as a team against waves of enemies) etc.

what's the broscience behind that

*Stands 2 inches in front of you and makes full eye contact*

You, uh...You almost done?

youtube.com/watch?v=w-gG3Oi6bTk

watching douglas murray with molyneux

really want to play Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 again
annoyed that I have no alternative to linux atm and it makes installing games hard

only real OGs played theme hospital

Why is Jersey a Rorke-'sheed?
Who is the man on the Beeb left of Assad?
and the woman right of Maajid Nawaz?

>Nacboly are radical centrists
wew

first day of toil today
coworker told me the boss is shit and I should quit as soon as I do my 6 months
promising start

might run natively on react
reactos.org/

things like this is why I use 7 as a primary

my nigga

>reactos

I don't have a fedora large enough saved

I'm just lazy most of the time
usually its good because it means I don't waste time on videogames and read more
but sometimes I just want to play something casually for an hour or so

Would listen to him, 2bqh. Don't let it be one of those things where you go "aw man, I should have listened to him".

less talkie, more coffee

playonlinux.com/en/app-2493-RollerCoaster_Tycoon_3.html

Try this?

I miss tycoon/sim autism games