Gf got me a gift for Xmas

Mfw Crosley “portable” record player with built in speakers and Bluetooth.

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>ounce of weed taped to the back

What are you going to do about it? Take it like a bitch or put her in her place for giving you a shitty gift?

Waited to get out of her family’s place, in the car proceeded to say “After 9 years, you really don’t know me at all.”

Ended it, now I’m grabbing my things and heading to my buds couch.

This will be the day she learns how terrible Crowley’s really are.

Holy shit

dude.

You made the right choice, user

fug
if it was anyone BUT the gf you could sell it shamelessly. Do you even own any records?

my gf got me a sharper image record player with built in speakers and bluetooth

Just tell her it sucks, return it, and get an LP120.
Let her know it's nothing personal, and show her this video:
youtu.be/06wBwVkw9xU
And then dump her.

this one is obvious bait, sharper image died years ago.

in the case it's not bait, i've got some bad news for you user...

Does it also use batteries? A portable unit, even a low-quality one, can be carried to garage sales (as an easy example) to test records in case they're too damaged to play. It is also something which might make the people there smile, like hey, that guy is trying the records and now we have some music to listen to, as well.

The store may have gone under, but you can still buy (re-)branded SI merchandise.

>OP's autism made him fuck up this badly
kek
just fucking return it lmao

lmao

>i've got some bad news for you user...
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I was going to say you probably got a gift from the thrift store, but according to you can buy SI branded shit still for some reason? either way, i don't recall them being known for selling quality merch of any variety.

Op here, no bait. At buds couch.

Shit was just piling on and that was the last hoorah.

Yes, I own records. Yes I own an at, but I guess she had overheard me saying I wanted something different.

Unfortunately, she would not understand and would just give me attitude and I was not going to put up with it, colombian.jpg

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Absolute madman, God bless OP you made a good call

godspeed op
merry christmas, from one autismo to another

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>mfw gf got me a meat smoker

Holy shit is this real life? God bless you OP!

When I had a gf she bought me a fucking Arctic Monkeys vinyl

No shit, if you smoke the dope, put on some fuckin' Wolfmother by Wolfmother and go nuts, man

tfw gf got me a vinyl of nirvana's mtv unplugged

not complaining but...

3/10 for making me reply to this fake news of a post.

sage for obvious troll. and no a picture of a couch is no proof you dumb idiot.

Your fault for not already having a record player

>provides a video that actually proves it's not that bad at all
Okay?