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/brit/
sue
Getting ready to eat lunch in the toilets at work again hahahaha
just not in the mood for normies today, might have a cheeky propranolol and diazepam cocktail while I'm at it.
think I'll listen to a joe rogan
giz a suggested episode lads
I'm genuinely going to Greggs for some dinner. Want owt, lads? My treat
why do you people complain about there not being a new thread instead of just making one yourself
it's not hard and you get the added ego boost of knowing a thread you made will hit the bump limit
it's almost like having friends
The Alex Jones one if you haven't already listened to it. If you have a spliff to hand it'll improve the experience.
Unironically wearing sandals indoors
>when he does the virgin walk
what does greggs sell
mate it's 2 for tuesday today aka 2 for me
youtube.com
this is the best JRE
>Tulip shitting Siddiq again
stop posting her
seen that one. Its so funny
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no
Absolutely pissing myself
>Joe Rogan
>Alex Jones
>Sargon
>PJW
>A dozen other bent youtuber cunts I can't be bothered to list
ah yes, the reddit experience
The kino
What the fuck
can't stand it when runts bang on about these people as if they're actual things
Joe rogan is great though. Nearly all of them are interesting
do they not have toilets in crimestralia?
Thanks for dropping in, reddit!
the lower the standard of play the more often you will see shit like teams getting bowled out for 11 or players making triple tons in 50 over games
Ūūūūūū, the kodkod's poster
Got called a racist in greggs
>Thanks for dropping in, reddit!
What the hell??
wrong font
Any of you lads like kpop
>gaypop
Not quite autistic enough to match the exact font
Got sucked off in greggs
why do you save them with the same name you weirdo
got sucked off by a racist in greggs
Don't understand why none of you rorke neets don't just join the army
Sucked off a racist in greggs
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*gets out of my Volkswagen to sit down for a cup of tea*
to assume a false guise
gay sex with hats on
damn autismo looks like THAT?
greggsed off a racist in suckies
nice double negative, mongoloid
despite the memes, the military doesn't actually just take anyone, you need to be in good shape/mentally stable and have some skills at least
racially abused a cocksucker called greg
bake me a fuukin' cornish pastie, cunt!
was actually a canadian who took that pic afai remember
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how did kev become a /brit/ meme anyway
pin the tail on the newfag
swear i know this guy
Everyone used to say a picture of him was lisicki
chicken and chorizo baguette pls
and a fudge doughnut
bet thainonce has a special ed forehead
>chicken and chorizo baguette
Just got one myself. warmed up.
yep big fan 2NE1 4eva
why are the white nationalists on youtube comments always furfags or bronys or animefag?
yes I often spend my time watching videos which interest white nationalists on youtube
>warmed up
couldn't have it any other way mate, careful they put it on long enough. you don't want the infamous greggs tummy bug. put you in a&e before you know it
>he spends less than 12 minutes frying his onions
Absolute state of trannies
>tfw drunk at work
sigh
don't open that
hey guys how did you come out as rich to your friends? Like I have hidden from them my whole life that i'm from a little bit of money, I never suggest to them we should eat at nice places or do cool things or whatever. I've had eonugh of that though and some of the lads are now earning enough money I think it's time for me to come out as rich as well. Should I suggest we do a Michelin Star taster? Any recomendations for how to come out and which restaurant to eat at in London (don't want to spend more than 100 a head including drinks)
how very catholic of her
>en.wikipedia.org
sounds like bismarck desu
that's not frying that's caramelising mate
*Decks you with the finest timber that B&Q can offer at a fixed budget*
you forgot the roman/greek statues
>caramel
why do americans pronounce this "carmel" ?
>trump supporters
>fascist
idk probably the same reason they call squirrels squirls
>Expecting yanks to have a grasp at the English language
because they're retards, next question
at least with a roman/greek statue they have some self awareness. Someone proclaiming that whites are x or y while having an anime picture just looks like a fool
Gf
craig > creg
caramel > carmel
aluminium > aloominum
yanks are just a bit silly is all
can't be bothered getting dinner
just want to go to sleep and never wake up
got called racist at Creg's
actually the yanks spell aluminium as "aluminum" and that's actually just an older spelling
>He only goes to church on Sundays
Hope that none of you does this.
>mirror
"meer"
my favourite one is 'hunday' for hyundai
im a stupid gay
creg's gotten carmel all over my aloominum meer laeds
the waifus
You feel like that cause you haven't eaten
Get some food in you
need to go and buy some erbs
Chebs.In my mouth
my god what I would do to spend a moment with her
gonna whip up some zucchini and rutabaga stew
yeah dude me and creg went over to the seveneleven to get some tallboys, carmel and aloominum foil, but as we were pulling off of the sidewalk creg didn't check his meer and a hundai crashed into him
hella weak bro
like bay-zil?
hover somehow becomes "huvver" in the mouth of a yank and it DOES MY NUT
and cilantro