UK -> AUS

I'm moving to Australia in a few weeks (Perth in WA, specifically) - do you Aussies have any advice for a Brit who doesn't know what he's in for?

What's the internet monitoring like? Will I still be able to look up some questionable material and ''acquire'' music or will I be done in by the rozzers?

why would you move to perth of all places lmao

you like the snow? literally never again.

>internet monitoring

lmao

I lived in Wollongong for a year working as a fermentation specialist at a brewery. I had a good time to be honest, despite the fact that Wollongong is Australia's armpit.

>inb4 Wollongong is nowhere near Pearth
I know, I'm just saying it isn't that bad.

Working holiday visa?

nah, doing a year at Curtin Uni

I MAY be moving to Sydney, I honestly am not excited about the hot weather and giant spiders, I am worried it will be hard to find weed, and that it will be even harder to meet guys than it already is here. If it does happen I'll try to make the most of it, but I realized I know surprisingly little about Australia.

fuck off we're full

Oh that's a point, what's the attitude towards gay people like in Straya? Idc about the flaming parading manwhores, just regular folk who aren't obnoxious about it

Why are you a pufta?

Melbourne is poofter central, i see plenty of fags. show us if you're cute :^)

I'm not a gay guy, but I am pretty sure they don't care.

>who doesn't know what he's in for
Holy shit, Perth is going to fucking destroy you.

>despite the fact that Wollongong is Australia's armpit
Sure is good that you're no longer here.

You sound like the perfect sort of bloke to get his obnoxious little punce head smashed in.

>pufta
Take off the proxy, retard. It's "poofter".

So I have an excuse to wear booty shorts duh
I assure you, I am not cute
Good to know, want to elaborate?

Are there at least some straight men there, or can you expect every guy to have tried something up his ass at one point? I don't care what people do I just don't wanna go down that road again.

Internet speeds are terrible and summer in WA is harsh but over then pretty much identical cultures and some slightly jabbing humour

Pretty tolerant save for bogans, elderly and religious. Most homophobia I've seen was some paki spit on two blokes holding hands and running away.

>paki
THEY'RE OVER THERE TOO?
I'm from up north, taking piss is commonplace

You're going to WA doubt you'll see any, they live mostly in Sydney, Melbourne and Paramatta.

>slightly jabbing humour
Why do we do this? For much of high school i realised all we did mostly was banter each other daily and when i think about it now some really offensive shit would be thrown around lol.

Is there an Australian city with a climate like Vancouver but without the whole chinese colonization bit?

Somewhere in Tasmania probably the closest you'll get.

Is there anything to do in Tasmania or is it just a tourist hotspot?