OFFICIAL MLB HOME RUN DERBY GAME THREAD

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Winner: Judge
Runner-up: Sanchez suck my NYC dick

Blackmon won't hit a single dinger that fucking coors babby

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Blackmon wins desu senpaitachi

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He hits 1 max, but will probably hit 0

Who else /Sano/

first

ladies (male) and gentlemen, your 2017 T-Mobile MLB Home Run Derby winner, Michael "The Greek Moose" Moustakas

Pitbull looks fucking ridiculous

For me, it's Miguel Sano

who /moose/ here?

Tfw Bour eliminates Judge in round 1

Anyone who sleeps on Bour deserves to be sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box behind a 7-11 instead tbtruthful

Fuck you and your small market

That isn't happening. Judge is taking the trophy home. He's going to hit a 550 ft bomb cap this

>no back back back

I fucking hate Pitbull

Bour and Sano will be exhausted after 10 swings retards

I have to watch ESPN until this pit bull cringe fest is over

THATS A GOOD THING DUMB ASS NIGGA

This song was from 2011... has he done nothing since..

what is this trend of bringing out washed up performers to perform songs not for the demographic at sporting events...

so out of place.

thank fuck

didn't he do an opening set a few years ago?

I remember he had a guitarist up there even though the song had no guitar...

"Who is your baseball idol?"
Judge: "Barry Bonds"

Really gets those Neutrons firing

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>pitbull

you can back back back back back that ass up

>Pitbull

>miami fans in charge of anything

Jesus christ..

Bellingwho will be making bunt attempts before the end of round 1 you triple nigger

> pitbull

>the whole crowd no-selling Pitbull

I thought this was in the US

W U R L W I D E

rather have 2 Live Crew than Pitbull

wtf is this

Miami is Cuban clay

So they're saving all the inevitable JoFer memorial shit for tomorrow right?

>pitbull
This dude still exists?!?

cuban americans are fucking cancer

build a wall when

Can we have one Miami event without fucking Pitbull? Just one?

Judge is a Bay Area boy, grew up on the Giants

Part of why Dodger fans want him to bust out

i used to be a marlins fan, but now they have FULL SPANISH COMMERCIALS and all this beaner shit that you are seeing right now every game. that is why i am no longer a marlins fan. this is fucking disgusting

The swim you dumb fuck. We need a blockade

The blue American league jerseys are nice.

Here my nigga

More like Pitbullshit amirite lads

>there are literally STILL empty seats around the stadium

haha I hate pitbull too do I fit in yet guys, pitbull is such a faggot haha

Can't build a wall to keep escape Cuban refugees. It doesn't work like that.

Pitbull is FUCKING TRASH, but the guy get's so much work so I have to respect his hustle. It's really incredible.

can we petition to never have the all star game in miami ever again?

around Miami you dumb fuck

jews and cubans

MISTER THREE OH FIVE

>being a fan of marlels after they revealed the new stadium

Ya brought this on yourself

love you too cleetus

I need a name for tha gril on the far right

I'm disappointed that you ever thought this was even slightly amusing

fansinmiami.jpg

D A L E

These backup dancers

I'M AT THE HOTEL, MOTEL, HOLIDAY INN

>cheapest allstar game in the last decade
>stadium is less than half full

Build the sea wall.

To paraphrase a local radio show:
Pitbull is to Miami what that sculpture is to the Marlins' outfield.

>Roof opens up
>Trump parachutes in
>He personally deports Pitbull
>mfw

>Miami sports fan
>mad about Spanish ads in a latin-american area of the U.S.

Holy shit you might be actually retarded.

Thank god that's over.

At least those dancers are thicc af

that's around the time i stopped watching them actually. before that i had been following them since before 97

Already forgot about him.

ROOOOOOOOOOO NORMANS GET OUT

GIMME TENDIES

do i fit in guys?

Yea let's just keep in a generic mid west city and let's play country music every year

Literally never happening, that cuck didn't do shit he said, fucking fat liar

let's do this

> "Pitbull has this place on its feet"
> camera pans to empty seats and people sitting down

FUCK YOU ALL FOR DIRESPECTING MISSA WERLWHY

>spic softball player lady

please tell me this bitch isn't going to be here during the derby

There are better things to do in Miami than go to the HR Derby

>no Chris Berman anymore

Thank fucking Christ

Who approved showing that degenerate filth at the Home Run Derby?

>Jessica Mendoza
When will this meme end? Can ESPN just completely abandon baseball so another network can pick this stuff up?

Someone have an HD stream?

So who is /ourguy/ ?

>/mlb/ going full assmad
>all this land locked flyover state salt ITT
loving
every
laugh

>I'm going to go with Clay Bellinger

These dudes don't wanna admit the latino population is the only thing keeping MLB on television.

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Why is a softball player a MLB color commentator?

rollin for Sano

check em

espn.com :^)

As a Cuban in miami i can confirm this.

it wasn't always like this actually. i had been following them since before it became flooded with spic shit when i was a kid in the 90s. it was a better time

BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK GONE

Sano, obviously

Why do you care?

How do they select these guys?

Why isnt Moustakas or Votto in? They have like 10 more homers than half these guys.