>go to theatre
>people are lining up to buy their tickets from the window
>self serve kiosks are ALWAYS totally empty, get my ticket in 45 seconds while everyone else is still waiting
>cinema showers are totally empty too nobody even had the decency to take a quick shower before the feature presentation
what the FUCK is their problem?
that picture makes my bulge diamonds
>self serve kiosks are ALWAYS totally empty, get my ticket in 45 seconds while everyone else is still waiting
Why is it always like this? Why are people so afraid of using the self-serve option?
normalfags can't go 5 whole minutes without some kind of human interaction
This was her best picture in the fappening.
I'm sorry but I'm not using the cinema shower until they ban all muslims from using them. Not trying to get raped senpai
fucking this
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
I want to ____ JLaw
>line for popcorn around building
>self-serve popcorn station empty
Every time
ignore
>tfw the popcorn nigger only jizzed a small load on your popcorn
why is jlaw so horny?
Look at dem titties and ass, she was built for breeding.
how desperate is she for a baby in her own belly?
How old is she now? 26? by 28, she'll caught again.
obviously not desperate enough to let me be the father
i would like to see her get slimed
>dat hairline
Cinema self service machines suck ass especially when it comes to choosing the seating.
>slimed
Nah, she's the right amount of thicc
>have to dive into the theater pool to get my own crabs for crab legs
I knew they were going to make us do this as soon as they replaced the pool water with salt water. Now I have to show up an hour early or else I'll miss most of the movie.
Majority of comments perving at jlaw
Nobody answering OP's question
Honestly im more scared of the self serve in case something goes wrong and i need assistance. I'd rather play it safe then risk embarrassing myself.
SLIMEd not SLIMed
>He expects us to read his post after posting that picture
LOVE
Did they upgrade your cinema's shooting range? What do you guys think?
Faggots said I need a special permit to shoot the AR 15.
mommy
do you think JLaw is capable of orgasms?
that zip
just a little more down....
It's just jlaw. you've seen her naked.
>cinema showers are totally empty too nobody even had the decency to take a quick shower before the feature presentation
They have cinema showers in your country?
Mine is only for pistols or 22 caliber rifles.
cuddle
Not with TWD
>Nobody answering OP's question
I guess these posts don't count right? Fuck off
>wah people aren't shitposting the way I want them to
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
respect
You guys don't have cinema showers? What is it some kinda giant co-op bath? Seems un-higenic desu
DELET
>live in Montana
>my theaters have natural hot springs to soak in
You guys are missing out.
because machines are more prone to mistakes and are tedious to operate. I always try to avoid self-service when I'm shopping because of that shit
Because they outnumber cashiers 4 to 1 and take a fraction of the time. Even if most people are using them, it'll seem like no one is.
I go to self service because no human interaction when ordinary shopping. Cinema ticket booth ones are completely fucking horrible.
Lucky bastard, the singles only shower at my cinema only runs cold water now
I pay cash
>tfw theatre new prostitute isn't as good looking as the old one, charges $30 more, and is nowhere near as enthusiastic as the old one
kill me
Re-THIS'd
The other ones were so depressing.
>cinema shower
What the hell is that.
3rd worlder detected.
Lurk moar
>when normies try to check their eagles into the falcon cages
ah the good old no singles policy got you too huh?
My cinema's donkey pre-show got cut by almost an hour. How the FUCK am I supposed to get off before Finding Dory?
I hear they use buckets and just sit on stools to wash at their local kinoplex
My bad, I should have figured.
>,
>tfw no butter for my crab legs
>cut towel boy isn't in today
You can't get student or military discounts from the kiosk famalam.
>line up
>get past 1st checkpoint
>tickets are scanned
>get through 2nd checkpoint no problem
>weapons check
>take off shoes
>they find my stash of Wrigley's Doublemint hdiden in my stash
>forced to line up again
Doublemint Dave? Is that you?
Lucky desu, last time that happened to me I had to spend 2hrs cleaning the couples-area before I was allowed back in line
there should be a small discount if you go through self serve in stores.
even if its only a few pennies of the bill.
i recently got my falcon chipped and i self scan that, too
>tfw the mandatory single badge is now a pin and not a clip-on so it ruins your scorpion jacket
Guys they said I'm too grotesque to participate in the mandatory pre show orgy I was told to watch from a distance and masturbate even there were plenty of females without a partner do you think I can sue for discrimination?
>You cannot bring in your own food and drink
>Pic related is what i look like trying to sneak in to avoid absurb prices for confectionery
Works every time/
fucking Americans are so fat
Lol no, as a single your lucky to be allowed in at all
No. If you are grotesque your case won't hold up in court.
>euros currency symbol
>americans
wew lad
>go to the local cinema with sister
>the line is pretty big but sister doesn't trust the self serve machines
>some guy ahead of us, probably doesn't know about the no singles policy
>"could i get a ticket for one?" he croaks
>the ticket lady looks at him funny and asks him to repeat
>"a ticket for one please"
>he gets shot on the spot and dragged away
>my turn
>start to sweat
>"t-two tickets for me and my g-g-gf"
>she hands me the tickets without any question
>go to the showers but stopped for penis inspection before i even turn the water on
>inside i find my seat and sit down
>watch about halfway and decide to play on my phone for the rest of the movie
>eurobucks clearly in the picture
>American
10/10
>tfw the only theater that has a singles policy near me is 45 minutes away in good traffic
there's marks all over the bullet proof glass too so it's hard to see the flick
Wow, they shoot singles at your theater? The make them work in the theater coal mines at my local cinema.
bond burgle
Sometimes the rewards fuck up too.
I buy online anyway because my falcon gets anxious waiting in lines.
>be American
>go to cinema
>they've introduced new rules to stop mass shootings
>get searched before entering
>forgot to bring my gun
>they call the cops
>get arrested for endangering other customers
>see girl I have a crush on entering
>gives me a look of contempt as her AR-15 is inspected by the staff
THe singles box at my local cinema have just a little slot you flip down to see through. Only allows about 1/2 the screen to be viewable.
I'm fine with it though because during the mandatory throw trash at the singles boxes break not that much trash get through
Brehs, I have a date tonight. Taking her to sushi and then to see Arrival but she just texted me saying she has to leave right after we eat because she has to see a friend of hers or something. Should I try to see the movie anyway? Never attempted to go to the theater alone before. It's not as bad as you guys make it out to be right?
You're probably masturbating to this pic in your mother's basement and you are a parasite to society
well my state has a permit you have to get to go see a movie as a single. it takes 3-4 weeks for it to arrive so you probably won't be able to go anyway.
what state do you live in?
Dude the government has ordered all singles to be executed on sight , don't risk it.
Stay safe man.
what does sex feel like?
Like putting your dick in a bag of salty milk and coins.
Movie isn't that good, not worth the risk imo.
Pretty good.
I'm not your breh.
is her friend's name tyrone?
How good could it possibly feel
Can't be described. Virgins can never understand.
Washington.
Maybe I can get her to let me buy two tickets and we can walk in together, and then she can leave when I get in?
Like you never knew that it was possible to be so close to another human being.
Yeah, how did you know? She's his tutor or something. Football practice keeps him too busy to study or something. I'm not worried though, she's a good girl.
WTF is the conext of this image?
same reason ppl still go black friday shopping in person.
>they're fucking retarded
Some BLM protest where niggers lay down like they're dead to inconvenience people and get attention.
>Mandatory pre show orgy
>Not being allowed
sue them