How do I remove myself from Googe?

How do I remove myself from Googe?

I have a unique name (thanks parents) and it shows up on a million sites I haven't even visited. My address and everything.

Googles url removal tool didn't do shit.

How do I rid myself of this?

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_be_forgotten#European_Union
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

wuts ur name

shit nigga I thought this was Sup Forums. Don't ban, cant remove post

Legally change your name.

don't post porn, first of all
second of all, enjoy your ban

>her

Nice trap

considering it

It's a naked woman's body. Since when is that porn? Fucking teenagers.

tried deleting post and file only a thousand times but it didn't work

If you're gonna do that pick Thor as your new name.

You must be a survivor from the club in Orlando, because it's obvious you've never seen a vagina before.

I know a Thor and he's cringy as fuck. Any other suggestions will be considered.

You're fucked, I sorta know that feel.
>tfw I personally know every faggot in the US with my last name
But it sounds like you're talking about your first name rather than your surname.. How fucking unique could it be?

Brevick

Odin.

I was there ese

Me and me homeboys were running around like chupacabra

haakon

anders so you aren't unique?

Or erik, johann, klaus, hans, albrecht

Near perfect broad there.

Some dude with my name murdered his family. Another dude has a billion forum accounts for Pontiac car parts. Luckily those two filter me out, otherwise I'd be fucked

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_be_forgotten#European_Union

------- IS THE PIC YOU?-----

Hippie mom, can't say it cause you'll find me senpai

You can delete it by clicking the check box by the original post and hit delete down at the bottom right of the page.

Fucking summerfags

Varg

Kek your me without a Pontiac, buy one now or forever be the faggot version of us

Just ambrace your public life and don't give a damn.
Who's going to really search foryou anyways

been here since 07', but my cookies bring all the ads to the screen so I turned them off

Jormungandr

I have enemies, and they can google search in what fucking room I am at the moment or some shit.

Good
Great!

Sven

Legally change your name to your country's equivalent of "John Smith" and you'll be unsearchable.

t. someone who did this

Muhammed

then go on each site you find, send a mail to the admins telling them to delete everything.

If not just ask google to delete it.

this triggers my fiki fiki instinct

>Me and me homeboys were running around like chupacabra
holy fuck my sides

If you can't remove, spam. It's an approach also used by professional internet privacy services.
Create fake personae with the same name but different legends. Fake lives with the same name but different age, pictures, hometowns, countries etc and fake pictures. Facebook, Myspace, LinkedIn etc.
That way, someone looking you up won't know which one you are, the name appearing in a forum or similar won't be easily attributed to you.

just spitballing here, but maybe "Cucknado Jones"?

Anders.

It's probably some faggot shit like Skylar

Change your name.

Rick.

Sverre

Ulfsark

thats not you in the pic right ?

Muhamme- oh shit I'm sorry. This isn't the swedish flag. Both looks so alike.

What is your name?

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Post-OP OP.

RARE ID

Also, read thread

Hey, it's green North Korea

Hakors

DavidTomTomwomb

Cunt Destroyer

>yfw your wife sends a picture of her naked body to Chad
>yfw it's not porn, it's art

Make a website. Get paid to do nothing.