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Ballbusting edition

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Konta's nips

maisie

anime

jesus christ she is ugly

Charlotte flair she has some nudes before she got hot I suggest you don't look at them

maisie?

Need my spuds obliterated ASAP

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love triggering southern norman scum with my superior viking dna

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The 22 years stock trader gf is moving nearby and I really like her too. May settle down with this GF for a while tbqh. She is very fit and smart and can solve a Black-Scholes equation. Our babies will be so fucking smart.

love the vikings. i'm an english viking from york please rape my sister big strong odin

It sick it piss it ya boy nature boy ric flairening woo 10 11 12 weeks 2 months out from the ruby baby gonna be shredded peeled 178 180 coath Adam era ripped diced barn Dorian back freaky Craig Titus look baby it sick it piss kpissoutbye

how much would it cost to rent a small hatchback/day in scotland?

60 dollar

ummm you do know anglos worshipped odin too right sweaty?

Background info on this ugly cunt you seen to be obsessed with lads?

60 dollar

>can solve a Black-Scholes equation

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the prospective gf

out now just go

Are Jo

LOVE anglo-saxon paganism. the saxons were much more civilized before they converted to christianity

/ourguy/

>77055509
maisie

brrrraaaaapppp

>The 22 years stock trader gf is moving nearby and I really like her too. May settle down with this GF for a while tbqh. She is very fit and smart and can solve a Black-Scholes equation. Our babies will be so fucking smart.

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>France literally elected Dennis from Always Sunny as president

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Had a dream my saggy balls were lifted and gently placed on a squat metal cylinder, where they rested, defenseless against any torture or abuse Maisie would want to visit upon them. The cylinder itself was made from the same titanium steel alloy that was used for the manacles and ring holding me hostage and immobile. My balls were about to be caught between an immovable object and an unstoppable force, on a scale they had never experienced before.

With surprising and deceptive gentleness, Maisie pressed her hammer against my sack, pushing against the gigantic orbs until they began to bulge around the invading pillars of metal. With a smile she activated her jackhammer.

e puntavamo le pistole
dai cavalli a dondolo

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the busting of my bollocks by the coward maisie williams

love hungarian-australians
love immiration
love eastbourne
hate little englanders

simple

u just KNOW

>CIA rigs elections, influences the media, control governments and topple them if need be in countries around the globe
>This is fine

>FSB releases some hacked emails
>RUSSIA IS EVIL WE MUST GO TO WAR WITH RUSSIA RIGHT NOW PUTIN IS HITLER

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Macron alone makes me regret voting for Brexit

Genuinely fucking hate foreigners

Good lad.
The higher the number of gods the more tolerant the religion and culture.
Atheism: most intolerant
Religion derived from judaism: intolerant
Sikhism, buddhism, hinduism: good lads
Paganism: red pilled
Berber paganism: *picture of a brain containing the universe*

plan to use the d.e.n.n.i.s system at some point in my life

maisie

>he isn't a druid
smdh tbqh family

the only reason a white woman would have a picture taken with a black man is if they had sex previously or later on.

>Genuinely fucking hate foreigners

Have managed to cut out a section of the microwave door big enough to fit my bollocks through and still have the microwave working

Balls are getting nuked tonight lads

same

Hello plebbit

err
no

>Genuinely fucking hate foreigners

Imagine playing tennis while desperate for a poo

maisie!

Americans can be pretty chill desu, you just have to meet the right ones

I would cull off the human race save for us and repopulate the entire planet with British people if I could

same but retro choon
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>gf is watching some bizarro shite TV series called "Say Yes to the Dress"
fucking hell I'm with a BRAINLET

just got this for christmas

Spoiler the sow boys

Justin bierbers latest releases are genuinely good

she a 10/10 in england

>watch deep space 9
>realise that I'm literally quark

how do I fix this?

spread the anglo saxon seed to every corner of the earth for the betterment of humanity

hope the fucking twat they're paying to enhance captcha is getting money pumped straight up his arsehole because otherwise his effort will not be worth the beating I'm about to deliver to his scrawny little spotty face

fuck off nonce

Judaism can't be cured unfortunately

up extra early for work:)

Why are tennis players so fucking fit?

Konta's not even that pretty but I'd lop off one of my spuds to lift up that cute little white skirt, lick her sweaty fanny and let her wrap her smooth muscular legs around while I rattle her silly

be yourself

when did he post a high quality version of that pic

>Konta's not even that pretty

she's a 10/10 in England!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aha

Because it's a physically intense sport

quite recently, this year at least

wonder how many tennis balls she can fit up her sweaty tennis arse

have you ever played tennis senpai? you'd be fit too if you did that every day

Normies at work were actually disgusted when they asked what my birthday plans were and i sad i was only planning to chill out with a few lagers and get an early night. do other normies go out coked up on birthdays regardless if they have work the next day? couldnt imagine it 2bh

would get a few cheeky sniffs of konta's towel if i were a ball boy haha

go back to bed

by fit I mean peng x

Alan.

Would do fucking sinful things to Laura Robson and her beautiful legs

HNNNNNNNNNGG

jog on nips

Really didn't mean it as a controversial post. But I think that the lad is really coming into his own as an artist. I was very surprised when I found out that he is behind "What do you mean?". Only to later find out that literally all good modern bar tunes I enjoy are from him. It's kinda awkward to say because of his fame. Kinda like saying that Cristiano Ronaldo is good at football but Justin Bierber is really good at singing.

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Did the tennis girl win?

seeing small bright pixels in my vision, through the looking glass

still got a while to go

How do I get my gf to stop watching vapid normie brainlet planktoid vloggers on youtube?
How do I get her to stop watching brainlet reality TV?
How do I decalcify her third eye?

Need help

alri

Katie Swan has surpassed that muppet

mid 00s choon lads
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>have to go cycling in the rain
ah yes time to die

educate her

with the belt or the hand?

show her something else to replace it with

EARTHWORM JIM

Rate the pornfus

with your mouth words

just got Broken Sword (1996) working on th' old emulator

paris looks peng ngl

>with the belt or the hand?