Why do modern horror movies all seem to be written, directed and acted by retards?

Why do modern horror movies all seem to be written, directed and acted by retards?

Why do simpletons enjoy them?

because they are percieved as being carried by the premise/effects/etc so they're low hanging fruit for hacks

Old horror movies weren't all that great, though. The majority of them were trash.

You have gorgeous movies like Alien and The Shining, but also trash like Evil Dead and The Thing.

no bully the thing pls

And that is bait.

Average IQ is like 95-105

Why are you surprised?

most people don't care if the movie is good as long as the actors are hot, and it resembles something scary they will like it.

it's the favorite genre of blacks, hispanics, and white trash at the Red Box so yeah there you go...

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>Modern horror movies
House of Wax is as old now as Interview with the Vampire was when House of Wax was released.

>evil dead
>trash

Because at some point Hollywood decided that nothing is scarier that something that you never get a good look at jumping out of nowhere and killing some teenagers, so there's no reason to ever advance the genre or do anything creative

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>The Thing is shit

I'm not even gonna give you a (you) for such shit bait

evil dead is kinda crap for a horror movie/series

evil dead 2 and aod are great action kinos though

Horror movies have been at their best over the last few years.

>action

action/comedy i guess? its not horror

Couldn't agree more. Years from now, we will look back and cringe at ourselves for not noticing this.

>the shining
>not trash

this. The Babadook and It Follows are straight kino, and not just for a horror movie

horror doesn't have to scare you, it just needs horror themes. Also the content included a shitload of blood and has pretty graphic stuff

>liking It Follows
are you a hipster or a cuckold?

>trash like Evil Dead and The Thing

if you changed the thing I reckon you'd triple your (you)'s

The Babadook was terrible, what the fuck are you two on about?

But it is trash.

Sorry to break it to you, but both The Thing and Evil Dead were failures when they were released, critics hated them, audiences laughed.

Then they got a "cult" following and a bunch of teenagers like you who praise old shit just because it's old and cult will pretend that they're good movies and were always good movies.

They're great compared to the conjuring but they're still 5/10 at best.

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