Surprise motherfucka

Surprise motherfucka.

did he really come back as a robot?

Android.

Cyborg

cybernetic organism

Machine

Was there an explanation for why he was psychic for one minute?

Poor directing.

some fries mothafucka

LAB GEEK MOTHAFUCKA

Hey Doakes what is your favorite part of the day?

Sunrise motherfucka

...

Season 8 was a beautiful mess

I'm convinced they knew exactly what they were doing and they just didn't care. No way this and the other scenes were OK'd unironically.

It was clearly in the script though.
>Dexter inner monologue
>Doakes reacts to it
>Dexter in his head "What?"
>scene continues

geezuz

Show ended with him. Still cannot believe I watched all this shit. That final season was such a middle finger dude

RoboDoakes would have been better than most of the later seasons combined

I'd watch a RoboDoakes spin-off. He was my favorite character.

>cabin blows up
>legs gone body shredded
>cooked anakin well
>lands in water
>gator takes off arm
>bobs around a bit
>found by doctor/scientist/martial artist specializing in amputees
>experiments and tests on him
>gives him new legs
>trains him
>roboarm
>robodick
>he breaks free when complete
>doesn't even go after dexter
>porks Astrid post mom death

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I AM THE SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER NOW