>Be American
>Get shot
Be American
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If you let your enemy shoot you, you win.
cool story leaf
>be gay
>get shot
guy did everyone a favor desu senpai
Good one!
A Fucking Spangle
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We're lucky that Trudeau survived and got out of the club safely.
Ahmed, you're not welcome here
FUCKING
>be leaf
>Get cucked
It's literally a win win
This. Shooter is looking pretty stupid right about now.
LEAF
>Be leaf
>Have cities continue to burn
Heres hoping leafland will wash away in fire.
>be american
thats a fate worse than death
>Be Leaf
>Vote for Justin Feminist
>God smites country
>Giant fire burns everything to the ground
the highest score belongs to the norwegian still.
It's okay. If they kill us then we win.
>be american
>win
This
You'll never shot unless you're a nigger or a queer.
True. Nothing of value was lost today.
>Be Canadian
>Get legally penetrated by a goose
wow man you got us, fucking nice bro
Exept american integrity becausw nore faggots, sjw's and leftist media will be BAAAAWWWLING over this shit. Further tightning that noose around this nations neck.
Nah. You feel it, same as I do. The winds have shifted, people don't buy their bullcrap anymore.
>Canada in the midst of being culturally enriched
>The leaves are turning brown
>mfw it's Autumn all year round in Canada
Could have been avoided if Trump was president already
>Be American
>Get shot
>Applaud shooter's choice in weapons
>Get shot again
>Tip him
>Die
You sure? Right noe plenty of state buildings and company's are putting the fag flag colors on them in "support". It's honestly disgusting that 50 fag deaths get the attention of morons but the countless deaths of suicides and homeless is non-existant. God I hate leftist commies so much.
At least I have the right to shoot back.
what if there was a qt trap in the crowd
Be American
>Get shot
>Paramedics arrive
>Ask for help
>"Please wait while we pledge allegiance to the flag"
>Recite pledge
>Pull out my Discover™ card
>"Sorry, we don't take Discover™"
>Pull out my Visa™
>Nowhere to swipe
>"Do you have the chip?"
>"Oh yeah"
>Stick my card in the slot and pull it out
>"Sir, you're supposed to leave the card in"
>Do it again
>"Will this be credit or debit?"
>"Debit"
>Barely able to type my pin
>Machine asks me if I would like to tip
>Tip 15% of my medical bill
>Paramedics clap
>"Would you like a receipt sir?"
>Bleed out
>My will surrenders half my estate to my Wife's son; Tyrone Jimmerson and my Bull; Jamal DeMarcus
>Be Canadian
>Leweedman is my leader
I would rather get shot desu senpai.
>debit
Are you retarded
Well, you tried.
>Be leaf
>elect anti-masculine faggot feminist cuck
>Have country still burning
>entire world gave a shit for two days
>continue being leaf joke country
>le smiley troll guy head ay
>Be Canadian
>Legalize racemixing
>Be Canadian
>Fuck dog
I'll be honest, this was actually funny. Good post my boreal friend.
>be leaf
>currency continues to devalue
enjoy your 500 sq ft $1 million home
Not funny. My boyfriend's husband died in that shooting.
this 2bh fram
the left is now eating itself and it is glorious
kek
Wait if you deid how are you posting????
Canadians have been mocked and made fun of so much they lost it
>Be A Leaf
>Be a pussy
dcsc
Who are the first 3 ?
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mudslime detected
>>Be Canadian
>>Suck Muslim cock.
These are the people who were spamming #RefugeesWelcome. Liberals deserve to bare the brunt of all massacres Islam commits for inviting and defending Muslims.
>do you have the chip
>oh yeah
Got an audible chuckle out of me/10
>Be Canadian
>Be irrelevant
>Be Bogan
>Get your lean-to pilaged by an army of Emus
>he couldn't even bring himself to bring up the Changs infesting that country because of his own KAHNing
>60% white
Changs > Niggers
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delete your account
>be leaf
>hire south africans to use their bushwhackers to put out douglas-firs
>be canadian
>continue to be irrelevant
>Be American
>Get arrested for illegal candy