This show is crap

This show is crap.

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>Slaps the file on the desk

>we had a deal

>you son of a bitch

I agree. It's for girls, and it's not even one of the good things that are for girls

"goddamit"

Goddamit Louis, I've had enough of your bullshit!

So will Harvey bang his surrogate mother Jessica before the show ends?

like over 50% of my law school studied law because of this shit show

>you're like mike

yeah bitch i got a great memory and i used to be a bad boy what now

>implying this doesn't always happen

shows made about power jobs always do

same reason shit like House is fantastical but they still end up watching it.

I know a few that went into medicine because of ER though.

kek

i think scrubs got my friends wife into being a gp

It started off pretty good.

But after a while the law took a back-seat to relationship drama, and it turned to shit.

What the hell is this, OP?

I TOLD YOU TO DO ONE THING

My sides full orbitz

mad men did this for a lot of fedoras.

i think you mean marketting senpai

lots of sales people because of that shit show

and wolf of wall street, same breed, either selling real estate or shit tier investment advice

>file slapped on desk
>"What's this."
>"You know what this is!"

>*hands a document to someone or drops it on their desk nonchalantly*
>"Where'd you get this?"
>*other character smirks or makes some retarded one liner like: "Let's just say that parrot could speak Spanish" or "There's more than one way to skin a rat" or "I've got enemies in high places"

FUCK
THIS
SHOW
FUCK
THIS
SHIT

>What do you do when someone aims a gun at you
>you take the gun
>you do 37 other things
>you dont give in

I hate it when they exhaust every possible option, explicitly say so, specifically focus on the hopelessness, and then a character reveals somberly "Not every option..." and the dramatic music plays.
Though Harvey and Jessica were the only interesting characters, it got boring with them never getting taken down a peg for longer than an episode and a half.

*throws file on desk*

Use it

A few?
50 to 70% of people on my semester study medicine because of house/scrubs/gray's anatomy

Pretty brain-dead if you ask me

I qualified because there's no real way to know if that was real reason and not their family pushing them into it.

>USA
>TNT
>TBS

these are channels you generally want to avoid

*throws file on desk*
check this out

thats why I dropped it back around s2, why havn't you?

Get the hell out of my office

i could walk across town and be made partner in 10 different firms

>goddamnit Mike

This and the flanderization of the characters.

I liked the pilot episode and watched the entire first season based on that alone. It dropped pretty fucking quickly. I have no idea how many season there are now.

Going for the seventh. I stopped at last season because the plot was too much bs for me.

*walks briskly with manbag*

>*throws file on desk*
>"what is this?"
>"you know what this is"
>"where'd you get this?"
>"you know where"
>"goddamit"
>*strides out towards the camera*
>"where are you going?"
>"you know where"
>it aint me starts playing

>Here's my tailors number get yourself a suit Tuesday at ten on abc

Faggy

STOP IT

I like this show

Me too. For precisely this reason. And Donna's dresses.

>its a louis messes up somehow and harvey yells at him
>its a donna saves the day episode
>its a rachel cries episode
>its a jessica threatens someone episode
>its a harvey gets told he 24 hours to solve a case episode

>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!
>WE'RE DONE

>You're goddamn right!

>Get the hell out of my office

In my experience, any man in his twenties who wears a tie to work thinks he's Don Draper, Gordon Gekko and Jordan Belfort rolled into one when actually they're just Jay from The Inbetweeners.

>I don't care what I said
>it's my firm and I'm a black woman
>I'm Donna and I'm smug
>we need Louis
>I don't care how, just find a way outta this
>bury the hatchet
>you knew

This show is like trying to impregnate your own semen.

>goddamn

Is there another show that uses a single world as much as this show says goddamn? Every half minute someone says it.

what's worse is that men will believe their gf only kissed that guy when they were drunk (nothing more™) and they will become cucks.

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>7 minutes

never run towards the rescue chopper if you're a giraffe.

yes but it still managed to get a lot of attention 'cause it had us with the smoking weed part and the seinfeld reference.

>it only happened once
>i didnt like it it was gross
>ill never talk to him again

what are we making fun of again?

This. I skipped every other shit character's lines in the last two seasons.

It started off good though, fuck that chick who is dating that prince for ruining the show

>be GOAT law show
>no one on Sup Forums watches you because of your title

>you now realise eric roberts was on this show

the goat law school is not that, whatever 'that' is

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>implying

*slaps file on desk*
"This deposition is over"

Okay fine BL is better. I really recommend it if you haven't seen it though, show is called The Good Wife, it's on par with BL or The West Wing.

On that note, anybody saw Goliath, the new David E Kelley law show for Amazon?

>David E Kelley

mite have been cool in the 90s

>The Good Wife,

if you wanted to make me watch a show you couldnt have given it a worse title

His best work was in the 00s

The title is poison for the male audience, I also avoided it for ages, makes it seem like a show for housewives but it's actually used ironically, the writing is really sharp and clever.

It's a doubly bad title. I don't do titles like the following:

The Good X
The X's Female

They are too focused on inducing empathy and compromise within relationship drama.

Good show ruined by bullshit relationship drama, glad I dropped it

LA Law, Ally McBeal, Chicago Hope were all in the 90s

I'm actually talking about you implying no one else here watches it. I loved The Good Wife, sad it's gone.
>Goliath
Shit is great. William hurt is a psychotic creep and you have the chick from Dredd being autistic. 8/10 show.

You should kill yourself if you even gave this show a chance

WELL GODDAMNIT MIKE I DONT GIVE A SHIT

YOU FIND A WAY TO FIX THIS MESS GODDAMNIT

MEMORIZE THE ENTIRE LIBRARY OR SOMETHING LOL

>Dude I'm a genius who can remember everything I ever read lmao but I'm really bad at my job and going to fuck up everything I touch and will need someone to saaave me LMAO

it's shit. The last seasons are almost unbearable.

goddamn. I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.

>genuine advice
woah

I don't care how shit the show has turned out, you DO NOT make fun of Donna, swer on me mum

wait, it's not a chick-show?

is that actor on the right Jewish?

yes

>>Listen to me Mike, when I say something, you do it. I'm saying it, so do it. Understand?

It's one of the rare shows with a female protagonist that I can enjoy. The shows' main writers are a married couple, both male and female characters are depicted as flawed, the writing feels mature and subtle when dealing with relationship drama, focuses on adults making compromises instead of muh feelings bullshit. "The Good Wife" from the title only stays with her husband for appearances and her own ambitions. Besides the well-written personal drama, which is small part of the show, it mostly deals with office politics, power struggles, serious legal shenanigans, corruption, social satire, political campaigns, criminal investigations... Also has a great sense of humor, excellent directing (produced by Ridley Scott) and recurring supporting cast. Alan Cumming and Michael J. Fox are amazing at playing Machiavellian scum.

>It's a client neglected to tell Harvey/Mike something important and the disposition goes bad episode

> if we don't win this case, there won't be a Pearson Hardman Darby Specter Litt

>"Get on your goddamn knees Mike"
>"W-why Harvey?"
>"Goddamn it you just don't get it do you, Mike? I only hired you to fuck that sweet little mouth of yours. You know and I know that you better swallow you goddamn slut."
>See the money, wanna stay, for your meal

>mfw somebody says "Suits is crap" near me

Now you are aware of how often they talk meanwhile they are walking in the hallway.

What's sad is that they keep returning old characters. Fucking hell.

He did literally nothing wrong.

Does this show ever focus on lawyers trying NOT to get into trial in the first place? Because that happens more often and would be more interesting.
>do you watch suits?
>no
>have you heard of it?
>yes
>why don't you watch it you're a lawyer

Better then Royal Pains.

Watching people sign papers in a conference room doesn't leave a lot of space for DRAMA, BABY, DRAMA.

>Watching people sign papers in a conference room doesn't leave a lot of space for DRAMA, BABY, DRAMA.
>family law
>try to settle
>get exes into same room
>we talk
>eventually it devolves into just the exes talking, then shouting, at one another
>respective counsel's faces when we sit back for a while and enjoy the show